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Welcome to the tantrums, where it’s time to let out my anger about stupid people including a specific publicity whore – yeah I went there. This ought to piss off some members of my family, but before I get to that hag, there are far more important things to discuss:

Super Bowl 46. Pretty simple here folks, the New York Giants were the better team Sunday Night (as the bile builds up in me typing this…). But here’s how close it was – if Wes Welker makes that very tough catch, the Giants don’t have enough time to come back – I’m not saying that cost ‘em the game. Unfortunately, he didn’t and that left it in the hands of New England’s defense and every Pats fan knew what was coming next…Eli Manning marched the G-men 88 yards down the field in just under two minutes. Game over – and now we have to listen to NYC douches for the next nine months. A few disjointed thoughts:
It wouldn't be a Super Bowl without the Kardasha-skanks trolling for athletes (more on that later)...at least it wasn’t the Jets winning the Super Bowl…The Giants talk too damn much…I think the Patriots thought the game started much later than it really did…WR’s who celebrate after one catch suck…Halftime sucked even worse…If the Pats had just pounced on one of those fumbles...Eli Manning was right all along, he truly is at the level of Tom Brady and may just be better than his brother...If these two meet in the Super Bowl ever again, the Pats ought to go Frenchy and just wave the white flag before the game even starts.
 
Some local hack here in Crack-town made the comment that Rex Ryan was right all along – New York won the Super Bowl. I have a math quiz for the New York Jets and their fans – what is four minus one? Can’t wait (get it?) for the answer? The difference in Super Bowl Titles between the Giants and Jets. Pretty simple Jets fans: Your team hasn't won a championship in 43 years - SHUT THE FUCK UP and never pollute the air by spewing your ignorant takes ever again! I swear, if Jet fans were ever smart enough to shut the sewers under their noses, I guaran-damn-tee you that pollution in NYC and especially Long Island drops 33%!
Oh, and before I forget, screw you New York! You know you bastards in the Rotten Apple are far bigger Jet fans than you are Giant fans - don't even try to play it off that because the Giants won New York won. That would be like the White Wine Sippers out here in 49er land claiming they're Parole Violater (err, Raider) fans. The Giants are an afterthought in your minds.
NFL – HOF Selections. Congrats to Jack Butler, Demontti Dawson, Chris Doleman, Cortez Kennedy, Curtis Martin, and Willie Roaf. But some things here just don’t seem right.
Look, I’m tired of the WR diva act too, but to continue to penalize Tim Brown of all the WR candidates? I can understand why the Raiders have conspiracy theories running rampant.
Cris Carter? Jerry Rice was right Sunday when he asked, what exactly is the criteria to get into the HOF? Good lord, just exactly who has Carter pissed off? Look, we all know that CC wasn’t exactly a choir boy in the beginning, but neither was Michael Irvin and he got in. Is it his lack of Super Bowl participation?
Parcells gets the door slammed in his face? Whatcha gotta do? I have to believe that his acts in Dallas and Miami have cost him dearly. But then again, the guy did coach in three Super Bowls, winning two. Oh, and Mike Lupica, you're doing your boy Parcells no favors so get off his knob. As Nigel Gruff said in the Replacements: "That'll do pig."...

Pro Bowl. Thanks to Sheriff Goddell for getting pissed about that “performance” at the Pro Bowl. He says the NFL is going to talk about finally flushing this turd that’s been circling the drain forever and that he's gonna have a chat with the NFLPA. I never expect flat out ass-busting in this game, but if the players don’t care enough to give at least some effort, then let’s stop rewarding their ungrateful asses by giving them trips to Hawaii. Ass-clowns.

Rant of the Week. Reports are that a certain much-hated piece of trash that has some ridiculous TV show with her sisters, and who recently had a 72 day marriage is making a run at one Tim Tebow. Look hag, you ruined your rep on your very own (with help from Mom Cruella), but now you want to try to fix it by involving Tebow? Memo to “KK”, Tebow may be many things, but I think it's safe to say that he isn’t down with helping you make money off mindless sheep, nor your ignorant "drama". Don't even try to drag him into your sewer that you call "reality". Memo to Mr. Tebow – I know you’re a nice guy, but tell said publicity whore to go to Hell and not pollute your space.
To butcher the concept of one of the great philosophers of the day Jeff Foxworthy, if you have anything at all to do with “KK”, you might be an idiot!

MLB. Many in MLB are concerned about the lack of blacks playing or even having an interest in Baseball. If I was the Commissioner of MLB and wanted to generate some interest, why not use February's Black History Month and tell the story of the Negro League? I think that these great players could be an inspiration to some youth that rock the jerseys yet have no idea what the history might signify. Yeah, we hear about Satchel Page, but what else was do we really know about? This being Black History Month AND with a new season within site, why not honor the Negro Leagues and introduce kids to one heck of an athletic history?
I was amazed to learn that age 44, Smokey Joe Williams struck out 27 Kansas City Monarchs in a 12-inning win. I hope to continue to look into this and learn more…
Music of the Week – Soul Train. Friends, I know most here don’t particularly care for soul and R&B music but that genre lost a legend this week when Don Cornelius, the host of Soul Train was found dead of a gunshot wound. The music on that show brought a lot of people together, and for that he should be recognized. I don't care what the circumstances were of his death, and in honor if Mr. Cornelius, no video this week. Hey Don, may you find love, peace, and soul!
NBA. Gotta love Charles Barkley. This dude went out and flat out said that he’s ashamed of the product the NBA is putting out and how many teams suck (his words).
Bonus Rant of the Week – Twitter. If you've ever worried about the youth and future of America, then exhibit one to bolster that worry should be what I call Twitter Twats. No Gabbers, I’m not talking about you but have you ever wondered about “twitter trends”? All I see is moronic idiots who speak of Bieber, Taylor Swift, and that trash I spoke of earlier as some kind of God-like creatures who exhibit unbelievable mind control over swaths of kids. Hey brats, back away from twitter and open up a book or go outside and get some fresh air because somebody is polluting your minds.
Happy Freaking Tuesday!!!
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