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Well, it's Wednesday again and time again for a few deep thoughts. I have really enjoyed writing each Wednesday, but today it seems that all the "good" stuff has already been covered. The NCAA tournament has been discussed at length as has the pending NFL strike. Baseball is just around the corner, but as we are in the middle of spring training; there is really nothing new to discuss in MLB. I will do my best to scratch around a few interesting thoughts...

 

 



 

 

 

How do you get a position on the NCAA tournament committee? Generally, I think that the committee does a pretty good job of getting the right teams into the tournament. This year, it is apparent to most that they missed badly. Anyone see the UAB game vs Clemson tonight? Clemson opened the game on a tear and led 25 to 7 out of the gate. I think that Harvard or Colorado would have given a much better showing. It has not been a good week for Ohio State...which of course is where the tournament chairman hails from. Jay Bilas has been very vocal regarding his dissatisfaction with the make up of the tournament committee. He would like to see a few folks on the committee that actually played basketball. Okay...sounds reasonable to me. On PTI this week, Bilas made this statement as well as suggesting that the tournament committee did not know that a basketball was round...well okay then. Bilas was obviously upset; does he have a valid point? Kornheiser countered that to have a bunch of former players or coaches on the committee that you run the risk of "cronyism". Bilas replied, "and how would that be any different than now?" Good point...

John Feinstein also had a few thoughts on this issue. Here is a bit of his article:

And while only one member of this year’s tournament selection committee has actually coached Division I basketball — Stan Morrison, who last did so in 1998 — the process isn’t necessarily the issue either.

The problem is accountability — specifically, the committee’s utter lack of it. Without it, we have no way of knowing whether the process was fair or not.

Something is rotten in Indianapolis.

Through the years, the tournament selection committee, especially whomever is chairman, has mastered the art of the non-answer. Ask a committee member whether the sun will set in the West today, and you will be told that a very careful study will be done on that question and the committee will do a great job coming up with the answer and that the sun is extremely well-coached but it may or may not have enough votes to set in the West.

This year’s committee chairman, Ohio State Athletic Director Gene Smith, who probably should have resigned that position last week to tend to his day job in Columbus, wouldn’t answer the simplest and most obvious questions Sunday night. 

Why didn’t Virginia Tech make the field? Smith’s answer, once you filtered out all the babble about “quantifiable criteria” and how well-coached the Hokies are, was this: The Hokies didn’t get enough votes.

No kidding, Mr. Chairman.

When Smith was asked whether the ACC tournament championship game between Duke and North Carolina had decided who got the final No. 1 seed, he went off on a body-of-work tangent and claimed one game didn’t decide the last No. 1 seed.

Does he seriously think anyone believes that? Is he saying that if North Carolina had beaten Duke for the second time in the past eight days and had lost one game in two months, Duke still would have been the last No. 1 seed? If so, then the committee is doing an even worse job than people think.

The committee’s hypocrisy is in trying to keep all its decision-making processes secret while at the same time claiming “transparency".

Smith says Virginia Tech didn’t get in because it didn’t get enough votes. Fine. Who voted for the Hokies? Who voted against them? If members of Congress have to vote publicly on tax increases or whether or not to go to war, why in the world shouldn’t tournament selection committee members have to explain why they voted for or against teams? All the voting is done by computer now; every single vote should be made public.

Committee members have absolutely no problem with accepting the many perks that come with their roles, but they don’t seem to own the responsibility. No one forces anyone to be on the committee. If you want to be a member, you should have to explain what you did and why.

Here’s another question that should be answered: Who was responsible for scouting the ACC this season? Before the season, each committee member is assigned three conferences (presumably someone takes four because there are 31 altogether). The NCAA supplies each member with satellite TV and any game tapes necessary to keep track of the leagues throughout the season.

So, who was the ACC’s scout this season? Did he vote for or against Virginia Tech? What did he say about Virginia Tech in the room? Who was the scout for Conference USA? What did he say that got UAB into the field? Is the scout for the Big Ten being given a “man-of-the-year” award by Comissioner Jim Delany for somehow getting seven teams into the field?  

 

Funny how we have a Big Ten guy as chairman and 7 teams from the Big Ten make it to the tournament...but we wouldn't want to have any "basketball" folks in the committee because they might be guilty of cronyism? It looks like Smith took pretty good care of his buddies in the Big Ten this year. No offense to the Big Ten fans, this was a down year for Big Ten basketball. Feinstein makes a very good point about transparency. In the age we live in, transparency is held up as being of vital importance. Why is there no transparency with the selection committee?


As much as I have lobbied for a playoff in college football, this very issue is one aspect of a playoff that I have not been able to come up with a viable solution. How do you determine the teams in the playoff? Perhaps the selection committee is just  a flaw that we have to live with? I would much rather have a tournament determine the champion than have a system like the BCS. Oh and by the way Mr. Smith...why is Texas a 4 seed and Florida a 2 seed?? Freaking hilarious logic...or pretzel logic?

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

As you all know, I love to fish. I am always looking for a reason to talk fishing. I think that I have found a fishing trip that has Beezer's name on it...okay MadMan, you can come too:

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

I think all of us have had a frustrating situation with insurance at one time in our life or another. We have hammered the NBA players quite a bit (with good reason) recently, so I thought it was important to note that not everyone is a douche in the NBA.

 

Former Los Angeles Clippers coach Kim Hughes is used to helping players, but it was players who stepped up for him in his time of need.

In September 2004, while he was a Clippers assistant, Hughes was diagnosed with prostate cancer. He was premed at Wisconsin, so he had an idea what he was up against. His doctor told him that he could wait a few months for surgery, but the team was preparing for training camp and he didn't want to miss a chunk of the season recuperating. So Hughes went for a second opinion and found a doctor who would do the surgery a week later.

"But he wasn't covered under my insurance plan," Hughes told ESPNLosAngeles.com. "We had a certain group of doctors we could go to. So if I elected to use him, it'd be out of my pocket.

"[The Clippers] didn't talk to me directly about it. They told, I believe my agent, that the reason they couldn't pay for the surgery is if they paid for mine, if anybody else had a problem -- head coach, secretary, assistant coach -- if they paid for mine, the onus would be on them for everybody else.

"I said, 'That's fine. I choose to try and save my life, and if I have to pay for it myself, I will.'"

Then coach Mike Dunleavy, who had recommended the new doctor, mentioned Hughes' plight to some players.

Several players on that team -- including Corey Maggette, Chris Kaman, Elton Brand and Marko Jaric -- offered to help.

"Kim was one of our coaches and he's a really good friend of mine, too," Maggette said, according to the Journal Times of Racine, Wis. "He was in a situation where the Clippers' medical coverage wouldn't cover his surgery. I thought it was a great opportunity to help someone in need, to do something that Christ would do.

"It shows your humanity, that you care for other people and not just yourself. Kim was in a life-and-death situation."

Hughes' desire to get the surgery over with quickly proved to be a smart move. The cancer had progressed and was threatening other parts of his body.

"Normally it's a very slow-growing cancer," Hughes told ESPNLosAngeles.com, adding that his father and twin brother also had prostate cancer. "It's one of the slowest, but mine was caused by genetic factors and it was a very aggressive and fast-spreading cancer."

Hughes had his entire prostate removed and didn't miss training camp, thanks to the players.

"Those guys saved my life," Hughes said, according to the Journal Times. "They paid the whole medical bill. It was like $70,000 or more. It wasn't cheap.

"It showed you what classy people they are. They didn't want me talking about it; they didn't want the recognition because they simply felt it was the right thing to do."

Maggette, who now plays for the Bucks, said that Hughes thanks him every time they see each other.

"I've said to him, 'Kim, come on. You don't have to do that. You're good,'" Maggette said, according to the newspaper. "It just shows you what kind of person he is, to keep thanking me all the time for that. Like I said, it was just my time to serve another human being.

"I think if anyone on my team is in that kind of situation, I would try to help him out if I could. That's just the person I am. I was raised that way."

Hughes, who took over for Dunleavy last season but was not brought back by the Clippers, said that the players showed that you can't judge an NBA player by the flashy exterior.

"Corey is perceived by some people as not being a good person because he seems to be aloof and arrogant," Hughes said, according to the newspaper. "But they don't know him. He's a good man; he's a great man.

"You can have all the money, all the success, all that stuff, all those so-called important things in life, but in the end, you're judged by what you did for your fellow man. Corey will always be an important part of my life. What he and those other guys did for me put things in perspective."

The Clippers did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Hughes' situation. 

 

Cool stuff...

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

Here is another story that is not so "cool". I have read much about the NFL labor situation. Some blame the players and others blame the owners. This is a take that I have not heard, but after reading, it was on the mark for me. Have a read:

 

It was December, and the clock was still ticking. Yes, remember when there was still a labor clock? There was hope Laborgeddon "I think it's critically important to avoid" a work stoppage, Goodell said in remarks to the media after his talk with fans. "We need to have a system that works for everybody, but I think everybody would agree that what's most important is football, and that we should work very hard to avoid that."

When Goodell took over for Paul Tagliabue as commissioner in September of 2006, his sole job in many ways was to avoid the disastrous circumstances the league faces today. Obviously, he failed.

It's not a coincidence the NFL is experiencing its first work stoppage in nearly a quarter of a century during the Reign of Goodell.

Goodell is a good man with solid intentions. But his reputation for heavy-handedness with the players over the past few years -- the excessive punishments, the harsh suspensions -- led to a level of distrust that carried into negotiations, several players say.

The distrust in Goodell has been building for years -- not weeks -- and the failed talks were a symptom. As Goodell suspended players for entire seasons, union player reps watched. As Goodell sometimes displayed an attitude that he was a king and they were serfs, players watched. As Goodell and the owners asked for a cool $1 billion refund without giving a detailed explanation why a league swimming in an orgy of cash was suddenly broke, they watched some more. When Carolina owner Jerry Richardson was condescending in meetings with the players they ... watched.

After the bungled attempt to use television money as a lockout fund became public, anger and distrust, building for some time in the player ranks, mixed into a highly volatile brew, several players said in interviews with CBSSports.com over the past week. The distance between Goodell and some players may in fact now be impossible to close.

There was one example of that anger after mediation collapsed. In a news conference, league lawyer Jeff Pash stated a litany of things owners were said to have offered the players. One person close to the players association responded bluntly: "Pash lies and Goodell isn't doing shit about it." A player added: "Pash is standing there saying things he knows aren't true, and Roger is right there, not stopping it." 

 

How much blame should be placed on the commissioner's shoulders? What is the job of commissioner? What could Goodell have done if anything to avert this stalemate? If we are indeed headed for a year without NFL football, Goodell's legacy will certainly wear the stain of this train wreck...It does appear that the entire story has not been portrayed entirely accurately.

 

 

That's all I have for today, but I will leave you a bit of Jack Handey to chew on for the rest of your week:

 

 

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."  

 

"I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick."  

 

 

 

Thanks for stopping by and feel free to add any thoughts...

 

 


 

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (Irish Edition)
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: Irish NFL NCAA Tony Hawk Dylan Moran Humor Hotties St. Patrick's Day Notre Dame Hump Day The Beeze

 
So Monday I said I was going to get into my thoughts about the end of the world...Well, I wanted to keep the Hump Day mood lighter, so I got into that wacky, deep stuff Monday night...If you want to check that out, you can find it HERE...

So St. Patrick's Day is almost here, so this week Hump Day post has an Irish theme...First maybe you'll want to take a peek at my St. Patrick's Day History_Lesson...

Okay, so I'm still having trouble figuring out what to write about when it comes to sports...I really don't care about the NFL's battle between players and owners...Rich guys bitching over billions of dollars just loses me...I haven't picked a side...I just don't care about these rich fucks...

I don't know shit about Basketball, but that didn't stop me from filling out a bracket...I've got Belmont shaking shit up, and getting two wins...You saw it here first! Winning it all, I got The Notre Dame Fighting Irish, taking down Syracuse in the final...Does any of this make sense? I don't know, and I don't care...Go Irish!

Now to a sport I have never written about...Skateboarding...Okay, I'm not writing about skateboarding, just a skateboarding douche!

I had always thought Tony Hawk cool...He put this sport on the map...And yes, I was watching the X-Games when Hawk landed the the first ever 900...That shit is crazy...What's crazier? Hawk ditching his third wife for his lifelong best friend, and business partner, Matt Goodman's wife...

Goodman and his wife Cathy have been married for almost 20 years...Who knows how long Hawk has been poppin' his pal's old lady!?! Tony Hawk has always pushed the limits, well now I guess he wanted to see how far he could push the messiness of divorce mixed with business...Put Tony Hawk up for all the awards...Tool of the Week...Douchebag Extraordinaire...He totally deserves a Skull Fuck!

Time for a drink...




How about we mix in a quality Irish Comedian...







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Also True...

Now on this fine Hump Day...Which of these lovely Irish Lasses would you most like to hump?


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Happy Humping...

Later, The Beeze.

 

YouGabSports Fantasy Baseball League Change
Category: MLB
Tags: MLB Fantasy Baseball

Hey folks, we have a bit of a change here. After some discussion with other members, I have found that the draft time I arranged for YouGabSports fantasy baseball didn't work for most of the members, both those that had signed up and those that hadn't. Unfortunately, I chose a league option that wouldn't allow me to change any settings after creation, so I was unable to change the draft time.

In order to make everyone happy, I have had to create a new league and will delete the existing one. This league will allow me to change the draft to meet everyone's needs.

With that said, those who had signed up for the league, will have to do so again, but I will need to personally invite them. So, to make a long story short, I need those folks who want to play in the YouGabSports league to message me through the Gab with an email address so that I can send a league invite to you.

Once again, I apologize for the inconvenience and I thank you for your patience.

Musings From The Hoodwood 3-15
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: NCAA Basketball NBA NCAA Football

            Greetings from the Hoodwood, where everyone is so ready to dance.

I will have the postmortem and breakdown of the teams that made and didn’t the NCAA tourney selection shortly and the number of teams that I got right and wrong here in a bit but by and large, there were the usual shocks and snubs. Im still stunned that UAB and VCU both got bids. The former more so than the latter, no one saw the Blazers grab a bid since they lost their C-USA quarterfinal game. VCU was a bit of a surprise since unlike the Blazers they didn’t even have the benefit of having had at least won their regular season conference title. The teams that have the most beef Missouri State and St. Mary’s both teams that have 25 wins but nothing to show for it. Illinois and Penn State should really be apologizing to anyone who they talk to, both teams have 12 or more losses and played lukewarm down the stretch. I know, I know the Nittany Lions got to the Big Ten final but they played an absolutely horrid game in a win over the Wisconsin Badgers. The final was 36-33…that’s wasn’t the halftime score that was the final. That game was abysmal to watch, more bricks laid than a masonry. There are 13 teams with 11 losses, 7 with 13 and 5 with 14 losses the most in tourney history

            Now the whining begins, the so-called snubbed teams are crying foul saying that a BCS like computer is needed for the selection of the NCAA tourney. St. Mary’s coach Randy Bennett was a noisy advocate of changing the field. I think that the Gaels should have been in, they did get the shaft. No one would be brave enough from the big boy conferences to schedule the Gaels so they have too much to lose. But taking the “so-called” human element out is a joke. Bennett’s argument is flawed first because there is already a human element in the BCS…the polls are a factor in the BCS.

            Are you fuckin’ serious??? I mean really, are you drawing on some seriously strong sticky-icky? This is the ultimate case of sour grapes. The teams that got left out, like Va. Tech and Colorado can be mad cause they got left out. Hell they can even feel like they got the shaft. But it comes down to the undeniable fact, they didn’t win enough games and/or the games that counted the most. Yeah, the Hokies knocked off the then top ranked Duke Blue Devils on the 18th. But after that they took bad losses to BC and GT and had already been swept by Virginia. They had too many bad marks to cover up. Colorado for their  had to answer for losses to Oklahoma and to Iowa State as well as a non-con schedule so weak that it made my alma maters powder puff non-con schedule look brutal. That proved to be a combo to ugly to cover up.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Dick Vitale. He is a great ambassador of the game and a genuinely good guy but I was annoyed by his carping and whining on behalf of Va. Tech. Did Dickie V forget that the Hokies needed a lengthy video review just to get to the ACC semis after they seemed to have lost their ACC quarterfinal to Florida State. Ive said it before, schedule the better teams and win and don’t take bad losses then you wont have to worry. I’ll look more in depth at the field here in a bit.

 

Phat Dap/ Head Slap

Phat Dap

To the Miami Heat who bounced back from a humiliating 30 point loss to the Spurs on national TV  as a nadir of a 5 game losing streak to rout the Spurs by 30 also viewed by a national auidence. But the ESPN crew was creaming themselves gleefully over this rout. You know ESPN love them some Spurs and to see the Heat spank their golden child team wasnt cool to them. Dap to the Heat for seemingly coming out of their funk...and their boo-hooing as of late. Make no mistake, Im no Heat fan. I still think Erik Spoelstra is a boob and Pat Riley is itching to bogart the job but he does deserve some credit for getting the Heat to play better as of late. 

Head Slap

To Jim Tressel of the Ohio State Buckeyes who will be serving a two game suspension for lying to NCAA investigators in the wake of Tattoo-gate. He claimed that he didnt know who to contact when he received an e-mail about the players involvement. Seriously, Tress? You strike me as a really smart guy, you aint that stupid. You knew. I can recommend some really good sports bars in the Columbus Area that you and Terrelle Pryor can watch the first two games of the 2011 season.  

 

The Field is Set…the final grades

 

Truth be told, I was stunned to see some of the teams get in. I think that Illinois, Penn State and Georgia should be apologizing for making the field. The Bulldogs lose twice to Alabama but they get in…someone needs to explain that. Ohio State fans are already crying that they got put in a loaded bracket with UK, Syracuse and North Carolina.

Lets break it down by conferences. Teams in bold are teams that I correctly speculated to qualify, teams that made the tournament that I did not selected are italicized. Teams that I picked that did not make the cut are on their own line.

 

AtlanticCoast

Projected Bids: 5

Actual Bids: 4

Qualifiers: Duke (auto)  North Carolina, Florida State, Clemson

Left Out: Va. Tech
Skinny on the ACC: Set three weeks ago, the Hokies got left at the altar…again. Left for dead three weeks ago. Clemson made the last four. They really don’t have to apologize for being in, but the bleatings of Dick Vitale notwithstanding. The Hokies did get the shaft. The losses to BC after the emotional win over Duke was the loss that hurt the most.


Atlantic 10

Projected Bids:3

Actual Bids: 3
Qualifiers : Richmond (auto) Xavier, Temple
The A-10 Spec is: Richmond took the longshot out of their bid, by knocking off a feisty Dayton squad. Though X & Temple didn’t make the final they weren’t in any danger.


Big East

Projected Bids: 11

Actual Bids: 11
Qualifiers: UConn (auto), Pitt, Louisville, Villanova, Syracuse, Georgetown, Notre Dame, Cincy, St. John’s, West Virginia, Marquette
Big East Skinny: Some wonks whined about the number of teams coming out of this conference, but find a team in this 11 that was undeserving…


Big Ten

Projected Bids: 5

Actual Bids: 7

Qualifiers Ohio State(auto), Purdue, Wisconsin, Michigan, Michigan St. Illinois, Penn St.
The word on the Big Ten is:
Sparty gets in with 14 losses??? Illinois gets bounced in the Big 10 quarters and gets a 9 seed? Penn State and at large??? The Big Ten got 7 and truth be told only deserved 4.

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Big 12

Projected Bids: 6

Actual Bids: 5
Qualifiers: Kansas(auto), Texas, Mizzou, Texas A&M, Kansas State
Left Out: Colorado
Skinny from the heartland: Kansas got a #1 seed to no one’s surprise. Colorado got left out to everyone’s surprise. I thought the coin flip was initially if K-State would get the call but it seems that the Buffs losses to Oklahoma and Iowa State were more damaging that initially thought



Conference USA

Projected Bids: 1

Actual Bids:2 (1 correct)

Qualifiers Memphis(auto), UAB

Left Out:UTEP
Oh Say can You C-USA Spec: Memphis vexed Joey Brackets by getting the auto bid, but UAB threw everyone for a loop. Everyone is squawking about Va. Tech and Colorado but where is the justice for UTEP???

 

Colonial

Projected Bids: 3

Actual Bids: 2

Qualifiers George Mason, Old Dominion (auto), VCU

Colonial Spec: The Patriots got the respect that they deserved with an 8 seed, the powers that be in the selection committee are making sure that there are no mid-major danger games by putting auto qualifier Old Dominion against Butler. VCU??? Where did they come from, they didn’t win their conference regular season title and was tourney runner up but they get an invite, albeit to the first four.


Horizon

Projected Bids: 1

Actual Bids: 1
Qualifier: Butler (auto)
Spec on the Horizon:  As usual, Butler gets the shaft. They got about what they were supposed to gegt with an 8, but face a mid-major in Old Dominion in the first round

 

Missouri Valley

Projected Bids: 2

Qualifier: IndianaState(auto)

Left Out:  Missouri State
Missouri Valley Skinny: The Bears were another team left at the altar wondering what they had to do to get an invite. This made no sense, 25 wins and nothing. The mid-majors cant get the power conferences to schedule them other than suicide games in their crib and cant get a visit. Ive been long a foe of the bracketbuster games and the Bears were a victim of it.


Mountain West

Projected Bids:3

Actual Bids: 3
Qualifiers: San Diego State (auto),BYU, UNLV
Spec from the Mountains: The Aztecs made a late move to garner the auto bid and a #2 seed. Despite losing their top rebounder and third leading scorer the Cougars snagged a #3 seed. UNLV will be a dangerous 8 seed.

 

Pac-10

Projected Bids: 4

Actual Bids: 4
Qualifiers:  Washington (auto) Arizona, UCLA, USC
Skinny from the Left Coast:  No real surprises here, though I did think that USC getting a bid for the first four. There were no shockers here.


Southeastern

Projected Bids: 5

Actual Bids: 5 (4 correct)
Qualifiers: Kentucky (auto), Vanderbilt, Florida, Tennessee, Georgia

Left Out: Alabama
Word is Down South: The Bulldogs made it, the Tide got left. I wasn’t too crazy about Tennessee making the cut but I knew that they would give the Vols the benefit of the doubt.


West Coast

Projected Bids:2

Actual Bids: 1
Qualifier: Gonzaga

Left Out:  Saint Mary’s
West Coast Spec: I was afraid that it was going to be a one-bid league. The selection committee apparently not impressed with the Gaels 25 wins. I feel the Gaels did get the shaft but Im not going with their coach’s BCS proposal.

 

Also making the field:

Amer. East (Boston U), Atlantic Sun (Belmont), Big Sky (Montana/Northern Colorado), Big South (Coastal Carolina/UNC Ashville), Big West (Long Beach/Cal-Santa Barbara), Ivy (Princeton), MAC (Kent/Akron), MAAC (Rider/St. Peters), MEAC (Bethune-Cookman/Hampton), Northeast (Long Island), Ohio Valley (Morehead State), Patriot (Bucknell), Southland (McNeese St/Tex. San Antonio), Southern (Charleston/Wofford),  Summit (Oakland), Sun Belt (North Texas/Ark-Little Rock) and SWAC (Jackson State/Alabama St) WAC (Utah State) That adds up to 68 teams.

The Final tally 53 correct out of 68 qualifiers (78%)

 Now to quote Kevin Bacon in Footloose “LETS DANCE!!!”

Until Next Post Fellow Sports Fans!

Tuesday's Tantrums about Bracketology, Phil Jackson, and Ohio State
Category: FEATURED

Luckeye Football.  I said it on Thursday and I’m still steamed – FUCK YOU OHIO STATE – I hope Nebraska comes in and rips your lips off and shits down your throats next season!!!  Even U$C took more punishment than you lying, weasley scumbag maggots!  Don’t you dare ever again to try to pass off any more of your holier than thou bullshit!  And while I’m at it, find some stronger teams to play in OOC schedule you bunch of candy asses!!!   

Hey Cornhuskers, make the world a better place - smack the Luckeyes dead in the face!!!

NBA.   David Stern is proving to be nothing more than a bully who talks tough, but when somebody smarter than him comes along and speaks truths, the bully does nothing.  That is known as being a big nasty VAGINA!  Is David Stern afraid of Phil Jackson?  You have to think so based on his lack of disciplining the Zen Master when he opens up his pie-hole.  However, Jackson may have stepped in it big time by inferring that the refs handed the 2006 NBA title to Miami because Mark Cuban pissed off the refs with complaints about officiating.  We all know it’s true, but Stern hates comments like this and usually takes swift action against those who give us conspiracy theorists more ammo.  Hey Stern, if you're gonna blatantly threaten Stan Van Gundy for speaking out, have the balls enough to go after Jackson, you big sissy!  As for that smarmy bastard Jackson, I know he was needling Cuban, but Jackson should be the last person to talk about refs bailing teams out considering he has AT LEAST one asterisk after one of his championships.  Just sayin'... 


Dude really does look like a RAT, eh?

Bracketology.    Guess we all know the REAL reason to go to 68 teams, don't we?  It was to get more big conference schools in the dance (translated:  Money Grab!!!).

I was waiting for an opportunity to get into one of my old fashioned rants, and was I ever rewarded.  Let me say first that I have two words for this year’s selection committee – SUCK IT!!!   I hope the Basketball Gods saw these selections for the sham that they are and that there are lots of upsets, because Lord knows there’s a bunch of crap that this selection committee threw up against the wall, hoping it’ll stick.  Oh wait a minute, somebody from Ohio State was in charge of the Selection Committee – that explains the laugher of a dance card here in 2011.

11 teams from the Big East?   I don’t give a flying fuck what anybody says, no 11thplace team should be invited to the dance, period – end of story.  You chose to go into that league, deal with the consequences of being unable to win your league – hell, every other league has to play by that rule.  UCONN gets caught up in naughty behavior but get to play at the dance?  Vill-a-HOva loses five games in a row and gets a mid-level seed?  Marquette gets in due to a deep tournament run?  Man, do I hope these 11 get punked out quickly so they can be exposed for the sham that they are.

Speaking of the Big East, I’m tempting fate here with the You Gab Gods, but I gotta rant on a favorite of one of my brother Gabbers - Jim Boeheim – SHUT THE FUCK UP, you two-faced whiny little bitch!!!  This moron has  the audacity to knock coaches who complain about not getting selected, specifically targeting Colorado’s schedule, yet in the past I’ve listened to Boeheim whine when he was on the bubble and Syracuse wasn’t exactly scheduling world-beaters, yet how his team should be in.  Boeheim has exactly zero credibility when his league gobbles up as many teams as it did.

 

Idiotic Colin Cowherd, deservedly one of the whipping boys here at the Gab did for once actually make a good point.  He said that conference tournaments are a cash grab that’s designed to screw the little guys, and looke what happened last week – how many mid-majors got screwed because a bunch of 13 and 14 loss big conference teams made deep runs?  Better yet, look at it this way - Missouri State takes the MVC regular season league title, lose to Indiana State by a deuce in the MVC Tourney Final, and yet because Penn State (with 14 losses by the way) makes a deep run in the Little Ten Tournament, it costs the Bears who arguably had a bad last two minutes against the Sycamores.  They go 25-8 and because they struggled in the last two minutes of the MVC Tournament Final, it gave the NCAA a chance to scream “BOHICA” to a very good squad – and boy did the NCAA ram it hard (and without any KY!) to the Bears.     

So, which major conference got snubbed?  I'd say that the SEC and ACC got screwed!  Let’s start with the obvious – you invite 11 teams from the Big East (three of which have .500 records in conference), seven more selections went to the Big Ten – two of those teams had 14 freaking losses and two others had 13, while all four were 9-9 in conference.  The obvious snub was the basic and ridiculous disrespect for the ACC  - they only get four invites and Virginia Tech (21-11/9-7) gets screwed?  Don’t even try to justify that shit – Virginia Tech should have been ranked far ahead of Michigan, Illinois, Michigan State, and fucking Penn State!  What a disgrace.

Speaking of which, what the hell was up with the invites for the SEC?  Florida a #2 seed, while Kentucky is a #4 and getting stuck with Princeton in the first round?  Didn’t Kentucky smack the Gators around twice?  I can see Georgia (21-11/9-7) getting in, but not at the expense of Alabama – who treated Georgia like their bitch all season long.  How the hell does Tennessee (19-14/8-8) get into the dance at the expense of Alabama?  That ought to add fuel to the hatred between the rednecks in ‘Bama and the narks in Tennessee!  Can’t wait for that football game this autumn!  If I become independently wealthy between now and then, I’m buying tickets for that debacle!

Can’t argue with the Pac-10 picks – except how the hell USC gets in, yet another 14 loss team?  At least they’re 10-8 in conference which is more than can be said for half the Big East and Big Ten!

What mid-major conference got screwed?  The Missouri Valley Conference!  Missouri State (25-8/15-3) and Wichita State (24-8/14-4) have major reasons to be pissed, and even Northern Iowa (19-13/10-8) might have a right to ask “What the hell”?

Conference USA has a legitimate beef too with UTEP (25-9/11-5) and Tulsa (19-13/11-5) being left out of the dance is almost criminal compared to the dregs that actually got in.

Other schools that have a right to be pissed: 

Coastal Carolina (28-5), Harvard (23-6/12-2), St. Mary’s (25-8/11-3), Montana (21-10/12-4), New Mexico (21-12/8-8), Washington State (19-12/9-9), and Boise State (20-12/10-6)?

Upset of round one – A #14 WILL beat a #3 (Syracuse/Indiana St., UCONN/Bucknell (uh, never mind), Purdue/St. Peters, BYU/Wofford).  Purdue is playing like stir-fried dookie, Syracuse is ripe because they tend to sleepwalk through the first two rounds and seemingly struggles because of it, and BYU is short-handed. 

 

 

Rant of the Week – Jersey Shore.  At the risk of offending the lovely, talented, and vivacious first lady of the Gab (yeah TF, that’s you!), why the fuck hasn’t the good populace of New Jersey thrown one helluva beatdown on the most embarrassing thing to come out of the state since Bruce Springsteen?  Yeah, I’m talkin’ bout the cast of Jersey Shore!  Hey Jersey, these schmucks are an embarrassment to you, and now they’re gonna further pollute the world of wrestling?  Hell, these rejects can’t even figure out that the world is laughing AT them, not with them.  These idiots are so stupid, they can’t figure out that the WWE and TNA is using them as a punch line.  TNA frequently embarrasses them.  TF, your state tolerates these schmucks?  Yeah, Yeah, I know, California sucks too and we have our share of freaks, but these despicable toads have to be the worst pieces of crap to hit the airwaves ever in the history of television.  

I feel better now.  Peace and ranting forever...

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