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Mike Polk Jr. Killing the Browns Again!
Category: Humor
Tags: NFL Humor Mike Polk Jr. Cleveland Cleveland Browns Browns fans

 Yep, Cleveland's favorite funny-man/angry Browns fan, has made another excellent video...Mike has pulled out his big, funny, sick of this bullshit, hard cock, and slammed it right up in the Browns' stupid ass...




Great job!

Mike Polk Jr. once again, saying what needs to be said!


Later, The Beeze.

Another Six Pack of Rants
Category: FEATURED

 

Welcome to the tantrums where we Uncle B.O.B. wants to know what’s with Hootie going country and going on tour and performing before Lady Antebellum?  Not that Hootie and the Blowfish didn’t suck back in the day!

http://www.godvine.com/Autistic-Man-Singing-National-Anthem-Gets-Some-Help-407.html

I know I rant about a lot of crazy stuff, but I wanted to start this one off on a positive note.  I have no idea how old this video is, but Boston – I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!

On to the rants:

 

Rant of the Week #1 – Jeff Ireland.  Miami Dol-fans with bags over their heads protesting the Dolphin GM Jeff Ireland is outstanding.  The fans are bent (correctly) about why Miami can’t get improvements to their team.  Ireland’s response – “We’re half way through the player acquisition period.  Let the process play out.”.  Really Jeff?  Let’s take a look at what you’ve done over the past few years.   Miami hasn’t had a serviceable QB since Dan Marino left, which means that Miami hasn’t had a passing game to attract WR’s haven’t been notable since Duper and Clayton – and NO Brandon Marshall doesn’t count. 

Rant of the Week #2 – Joe Lacob.  The owner of the Golden State Warriors got booed off the mike when he tried to speak on the occasion of the retirement of Chris Mullin’s jersey in Oakland.  It took both Chris Mullin and Rick Barry begging the fans to stop and even that didn’t do it.  Sorry, I agree with the fans here – fans are sick and tired of waiting for teams to get better, especially here in NOCAL.  The Warriors and Kings have sucked forever and a day and it doesn’t appear that Lacob at GSW or the Maloofs in Sacramento give one bit of a damn about making things better for the fans.  These two owners in particular are deserving of getting booed at every chance. 

Fans of all teams are getting tired of hearing the words “have a little patience”.   The fans are getting tired of idiots running their franchises into the ground and embarrassing fans everywhere.    Hell, just look at the Gab - Beeze is fed up with the Browns, IHM was sick of the Lions, and I have my issues with the Dolphins and Sacramento Kings. 

Rant of the Week #3 – Colin Cowturd.   This idiot comes up with the strangest stuff.  Monday, he came out with “Tim Tebow will wreck the New York Jets Locker Room”.   Yeah Colin, as if “anonymous Jet” and Santonio Holmes vs. Mark Sanchez have nothing to do with fracturing that joke of a Locker Room already.

That being said, I agree with “the Turd” about a backup QB having a press conference – that flat out shouldn’t happen.  Just seems to me that Tebow is being used by the marketing hacks in the NFL, NYC, and other places.  If you think that Tebow had any say in where he was going to be traded, you are absolutely fooling yourself.  I'm sorry, if the Jets didn't even have the best trade package out there, somebody routed this guy to the Rotten Apple.

Oh yeah NYJ owner, don’t tell me this was a “football decision”.  Just how naive do you think fans are?

Rant of the Week #4 – Andy Pettite.  Could have fooled me Andy.  We’ve blasted off on Brett Favre and his BS, but what is Andy Pettite doing that’s any different?  He pulls this same crap year after year after year.  How many times has this guy waffled on this subject?  And no Gabbers, this isn’t about my admitted hatred for the Yankees, this dude has become nothing more than a friggin diva who can’t make up his mind.

Rant of the Week #5 – Warren Sapp.  Warren have you started hangin’ with Mary Jane again?  C’mon man, saying on the NFL Network that Jeremy Shockey was “the snitch” about Nawlins without proof?  Nobody in the league likes Shockey, and they like a snitch even less, but one member of “the U” ratting out another?  That’s probably the most shocking thing of this whole incident.  Hell, everybody at Miami has secrets and openly accusing Shockey only opens the door for him to drop some knowledge about Sapp’s past.

I’m glad the NFL gave him the talk and told him that he's an Analyst and NOT a reporter.

Rant of the Week #6 – Jason Smith vs. Blake Griffin.  A big deal has been made about Blake Griffin being knocked down by Jason Smith down in New Orleans (where else?).  Dude got shoulder checked while dribbling – it’s not like Smith went all New Orleans Saints on Griffin.  Both were on the ground running, Griffin went down, never hit his head, and laid there for over a minute.  Are you kidding me?  I've seen far tougher hits on a T-ball field...Jason Smith didn’t want he or his team to be embarrassed so he laid a shoulder.

I honestly wonder if it was anybody other than B. Griffin who took that "hit", would the NBA even remotely consider suspending Smitty? 

March Freaking Madness.  I'm honestly not going to rant on this because I actually find these two games appealing - Ohio State vs. Kansas and Kentucky vs. Louisville – just how classic is this gonna be?  Let's hope the officiating doesn't affect the games in any way.

Fantasy Baseball Draft.   To those with “the juice”, might I make a suggestion – 60 seconds between picks next year?  Secondly, and this is not meant to be mean-spirited, but if you’re not going to be at the draft, TURN YOUR AUTO PICK ON.  Two and a half hours for a 12 team draft is a little on the long side.

Question of the Day.  Should Bill Parcells become the interim Head Coach of the New Orleans Saints?

RANT ON GABBERS!!!

Wendell Scott : A NASCAR Pioneering Spirit
Category: Racing
Tags: Wendell Scott NASCAR Fontana

 

Welcome Gabbers and others. Thought I'd bring a story of pioneering never say never spirit in todays written offering. It's a story of a man who against all odds and adversity made a name for himself as a respectful talented racer, gained the respect of other racers and just never quit. Wendell Scott was a Black American who decided that racing would become his life. 

He was a taxi driver from 1939-1943. Served as a mechanic and paratrooper during WW II in the US Army from 1943-1945. Had his own garage called Scott's Garage from 1949-1990. Drove in NASCAR from 1961-1973.

Of course he was a bootlegger as most of the NASCAR drivers were back then. He bragged that his liquor car could go 95 mph in 2nd gear and 118 mph in high. No police car in Danville, Va could go that fast so as a result, Wendell was only caught once in 1949 and given 3 years probation. He still made his late night whiskey runs.

Wendell traveled from race to race with his wife Mary and their kids. They had 6 in all and Wendell Jr and Franklin ended up as his pit crew when they were old enough. Travel as a black family was rough. They brought their own food and carried extra cans of fuel just in case they couldn't make it to a gas station or restaurant that would serve them. Some tracks refused to let him race. People booed him from the stands. Drivers out right wrecked him or slashed his tires. The track scorers would not score him and would place him last on the score board. Of course he'd get last place pay too. 

Wendell's son Franklin told of a story of Wendell smashing the qualifying record of Jack Smith at a Savannah, GA track. He let Wendell know he was going to drive right through him. Seems he never got close enough all race. Wendell came in 2nd behind Ned Jarret. The animosity continued with Jack wrecking him else where and Wendell just had enough. During the pace lap at another race Jack drove up beside Wendell and pointed at him. Wendell pulled out a gun and pointed it at Jack. There were no more issues with Jack Smith after that.

Of course there were those that were happy to help Wendell. He was on a limited budget and very few resource. Richard Petty, Tiny Lund, Ned Jarret, Fireball Roberts and Joe Weatherly were just a few drivers who helped out when they could. On one such occasion Tiny Lund gave Wendell a set of tires to qualify on. Another time Ned Jarret sold Wendell a Holman Moody Ford for a $1. Wendell finished 12 in the points that year even though he missed several races. 

On December 1, 1963 at Speedway Park in Jasksonville, Fla Wendell Scott became the first Black American to win in NASCAR. As usual though the scorers were ignoring Wendell and they waved the checkered flag over top of Buck Baker the 2nd place car. The track officials were afraid of a riot if they let Wendell in victory lane and he kissed the trophy girl. Wendell complained and got the prize money but the trophy came a couple races later and it wasn't the right trophy. 

Through all the adversity Wendell never showed bitterness or acted out in spite. He always took the high road, kept his nose to the grind stone and showed his children how a great man acts. He knew fighting would not serve any purpose in helping him to do what he loved and that was to race.

His career in racing came to an end in 1973 at Talladega, Ala in a 19 car pile up which almost left him a cripple. He sustained multiple injuries. A broken pelvis, 3 broken ribs, a broken leg and a laceration on his arm that required 70 stitches.

In 1971 Wendell received the first Curtis Turner Achievement Award for his efforts to promote NASCAR. He has received many other awards for his community work as well as a street in Danville named after him. In 1999 he was inducted into the International Motorsports Hall Of Fame. Unfortunately Wendell had passed away in 1990 of spinal cancer.

Who knows what he could've accomplished with the money and resources of the better funded teams. He certainly had the talent and most of the drivers admitted that much. He was a genius under the hood of the car making the most out of what he had. He made parts or tools if he had no money to buy them. 

He was truly a NASCAR pioneering spirit in the highest order.

FONTANA CALIFORNIA

I didn't think it rained in California but it did on Sunday. The Auto Club 400 was about 70 laps short due to rain. From the time the green flag dropped all the drivers seemed to be on a mission. Very focused on no caution flags and there weren't any until lap 123 for rain drops in turn 3. By lap 129 it was a red flag and all cars went to pit road to cover up and wait. At 5:25 EST they called the race and my most handsome Knight of the Mobile1 Tony Stewart was awarded the race. 

Normally our veteran drivers have better days in the pits but there were mistakes a plenty. Jeff Gordon dragged his gasman on lap 108 out of the pit box resulting in a stop and go penalty. Green flag stop and he went one lap down. OUCH!!!

Lap 36 Regan Smith too fast exiting pit road. Pass thru penalty.

On lap 68, Jamie McMurray didn't get all his lug nuts on and had to come back in. Came back in again several laps later complaining the wheel was loose.

Lap 70 Bobby Labonte almost as old as Mark Martin was too fast exiting pit road. Pass thru penalty. At the half way lap 100 Brad Keselowski was too fast exiting pit road. Pass thru penalty.

Lap 105 JJ Yeley too fast entering pit road. Pass thru penalty. 

Kyle Busch got the most laps led bonus with 80 laps. Brother Kurt got a top 10. YEAH!!! 

Smoke started pouring from Johnsons car on lap 128. Thought it might be an oil line knocked loose from debris bouncing off or a blown motor. In either case the red flag on lap 129 and rain out race ending saved his 10th place finish.

Hamlin for some unknown reason elected to go in for a pit stop on during the rain caution on lap 123 and gave up 2nd place. 

First thru 12th on the track at the end of the race were... Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Kevin Harvick, Carl Edwards, Greg Biffle, Ryan Newman, Martin Truex Jr, Kurt Busch, Jimmie Johnson, Denny Hamlin, and Mark Martin.

TOP 12 IN THE POINTS - Greg Biffle, Kevin Harvick, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Tony Stewart, Matt Kenseth, Martin Truex Jr, Denny Hamlin, Jimmie Johnson, Clint Bowyer, Ryan Newman, Paul Menard and Carl Edwards

THE DANICA UPDATE

On Saturdays race debris punctured her radiator and her race day ended with engine failure. She only drove 63 laps and ended up 35th for the day and many laps down. She's 17th in the points standings. 

48 PENALTY UPDATE

The chief appellate officer John Middlebrook gave Jimmie his 25 pts back, and took away the race suspensions of Chad Knaus and car chief Ron Malec. The $100,000 fine stands. Rick Hendrick maintained his team was innocent. He keeps highly detailed records of all his cars and presented all this to John Middlebrook who sided with Hendrick in the end. John is not talking about why he over turned the decision and NASCAR isn't talking either. We are left to wonder why the other cars were allowed to fix their C-post before inspection without a fine and the 48 team wasn't.

Next week it's Martinsville. Lots of tempers flying and lots of beatin' & bangin'. Can't wait. I've moved up 2 spots in my Yahoo fantasy league. Not sure where I am in my work fantasy league but I'm hoping for the best. 

Thanks for stopping by and you all have a great day........

 

 

A Game of Thrones: Fun Times Indeed
Category: User Showcase
Tags: NCAA Tournament Tim Tebow Jason Smith

It has been a crazy couple of days filled with shock, anger, confusion, joy and, of course, anger. Whether it be the always thrilling excitement of seeing a free throw contest to having your star player thrown to the ground like a cheap Raggedy Andy doll to having the sole reason why the Pittsburgh Steelers were eliminated in the playoffs last season getting traded to the bastard child team of the New Jersey-New York area, an area in which I reside in, then there were feelings all over to be had. First, it would not be a proper arrticle if I did not include a funny image relating to the title, so here is this to (maybe) tickle the funny bone.

 

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here now that we got that out of the way, let's continue.

 

Speaking of things that make my piss boil whenever they are mentioned: basketball officiating. I love when a basketball game that has a Final Four berth at stake and has two very commanding powers in college basketball like Ohio State and Syracuse gets played on the godforsaken free throw line! I understand that foul need to be called during the course of the game, but 42 free throw attempts for Ohio State?? For fuck's sake, this is not a Division II team that is out there, it is Syracuse!  Granted, I enjoyed seeing them struggle (), but coming from a Seton Hall University student and member of the Big East, that is beside the point. Games should have even numbers of foul for both teams.... that is, unless you are the Ohio Bobcats and, while trying to become the first 13th seed to reach the Elite 8 and only getting 24 fouls called against you compared to eight for almighty North Carolina. There's bad officiating but then there is downright favoritism. There is nothing I fucking hate more than referees ruining a perfect game of college basketball. The best part of that game? Despite the calls going against them, Ohio had a Gordon Hayward moment and missed the game winner by a sliver.

 

Now to the big boys, you would think that after all the nasty events that occurred in the history of the National Basketball Association, from the Kermit Washington/Rudy Tomjanovich punch to the Malice at the Palace to the Knicks/Nuggets brawl, one would think that these bums would realize that, while they have to do their best on the court, there is a limit between playing your best and acting like a thug on the streets. That brings us to the Colorado State product known as Jason Smith.He is thrown into the national spotlight due to his hip check of doom that sent Clippers uber star Blake Griffin tumbling into the hardwood. Smith was ejected and the New Orleans crowd cheered. That would be all fine and dandy for people for stand and applaud for a player that got decked by another, potentially harming the player who fell to the ground, only to see that the decked player got up, no harm being done in the process.... except that the crowd was cheering for the ejected Smith, who left the floor like he just became the heavyweight champion of the world.  Seriously? All I can say is....

 

 

Nothing more really. Funness for all! Right????

Monday Moaning 3-26-12
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NCAA NCAA Basketball NCAA Hockey NFL NHL Duncan Keith Daniel Sedin Cleveland Browns JDIN827 Tiger Woods Thom Yorke Ohio University

  No, that's not JDIN827...She wishes she looked that good! Miss I love Ohio State/ I love Cleveland, all of the sudden had love for the Ohio University Bobcats...In all the years of reading her nonsense, she has never shown any love for the Bobcats...Just her beloved Buckeyes...Then after Ohio lost to UNC in over-time Friday night, she decides give OU "You made us proud" post...

Fuck you, you bandwagon jumping gash! Just shut up and stick with your Buckeyes...The Ohio State University...Fuck that too...Ohio U. is also a state school, and it's older then OSU, so you ain't "The"...Take your "The" and stick it up your ass! Yep, that's right, not all of us Clevelanders drink the Ohio State Kool-Aid...

And back to Ohio losing to UNC...Fuck those refs...24 fouls called on the Bobcats, and 8 on the 'Heels...Bullshit...I'm not the only person who has seen problems with the officiating...Just ask THIS Syracuse fan!

But enough basketball...That shit sucks!

-This weekend has had some great Hockey as the NCAA Hockey tournament was in full swing, and the final four are set...Boston College will take on Minnesota, and Union will face Ferris State...Union has had an impressive year, while Ferris State has been on a major, late season hot streak...I'll take Ferris State in that one...They'll face BC in the finals...Lots of fire power on that BC squad!

-Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith just got suspended for laying out Daniel Sedin...Problem is, even as dirty as the hit was, Sedin brought it on himself, and should have got popped for a couple games too...See for yourself HERE!

-Tiger Woods finally won a Golf Tournament...So fucking what! I could give a shit...Golf is just some awful shit to watch...I'd rather watch rather watch Thom Yorke from Radiohead do his retarded seizure dance, while he's getting ass raped with plunger by chimp...




What a goofy fucking twink!

-In Cleveland Browns news, these fucking ass-hats still haven't done a thing to improve this shit-hole team...They clearly need a running back or two, yet didn't even talk to Michael Bush, or Ben-Jarvis Green Ellis...Bush landed with the Bears, and B-J-G-E landed in Cincy...WTF! The Browns haven't brought anyone in to talk to, or workout, or anything...Oh, except for Froste Rucker...Wow, what grab that was!

This team is such a joke...They need at least 2 OL=men...Multiple WR's...RB...CB...S...LB...Probably QB...Oh, and acoach who isn't an idiot...And probably should replace the big, fat, arrogant Walrus, Mike Holmgren...Funny how people forget he got fired last time he tried to play GM, because he had no clue...Now he's the team president...Unreal!

I gotta stop paying attention to the Browns...Shit is bad for my health...

Speaking of bad for my health...Friday the wife and I, along with our friends Bryan and may decided to be sinners, as we went out to dinner at BRASA...$40 dollars each for all you can eat salad and fresh seafood bar...Plus all you can eat MEAT! You name it, and these guys brought it to the table and sliced it right onto our plates...Shit was incredible...Just stuffed myself...Recommend it to everyone...Except Vegans! You won't be quite as pleased as I was!

That's it for now...Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

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