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Monday Moaning 5-2-11
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NHL The Beeze Little Beeze Royal Wedding Kill the Irishman NFL Royal Family ESPN

 

 
EDIT: The second after I finish writing this My old Grade School Friend who works for CBS News posted on Facebook and Twitter, that Osama Bin Laden is dead and the U.S. has his body...I have no other details but the rest of this post pales in comparison...
 
 
So we're here again, staring down the barrel of another week...If you came to Monday Moaning looking for a draft recap, you came to the wrong place...The most you'll get from me on that is, Cam Newton will be another #1, Heisman winning, BUST...The Browns traded down to get more picks, and spent their first three picks on guys who have had some off the field troubles...So I'm not real thrilled with their moves...I watched day one, but I'm really sick of the hype over the draft, and it's really getting old to see these so-called experts like Mel Kiper, and Mike Mayock be consistently wrong...

Last week I wrote abut the big sports news in Cleveland, and how this towns PRIORITIES are really screwed up...I also gave Lady_Gaga a solid beating...

This week I'm starting with the self proclaimed, "World Wide Leader in Sports." Yes, ESPN...THE place to go for all your sports news...Except if you don't have a contract with them...Then they may not show shit on your sport...You see, last week the Vancouver Canucks and Chicago Blackhawks went into game 7 of their series...The Canucks had been up 3-0 and the Blackhawks game back and tied it up 3-3...Then game 7 came and it was an incredible game, that of course went to over time, thanks to an amazing, short-handed, late 3rd period goal by Jonathan Toews...




The Canucks went on to win in OT...It was everything that makes playoff hockey great, and ESPN didn't lead Sports Center...It was pushed down in the telecast, as Hockey always is...There was no bigger or more exciting sporting event going on last Tuesday night, yet ESPN found shit to talk about before this game...Fuck that place!

Now, here's an update on the Little Beeze's condition...If you don't recall, last week he was shitting blue...Well finally Friday we got the word...He said, "Mom, good news, my poop is no longer blue." Guess those food coloring tablets take almost a week to run their course...

So that was reason to celebrate, so Saturday night the Mrs. and I headed out for some drinks and burgers...When we got to the bar we were informed they close the kitchen at 8PM now...This is totally retarded...So we drank, and waited for our friends Bryan and May, knocked back a couple more and headed to another joint, where I knew the kitchen would be open...There was a band playing, and Bryan and I were cool with this place...But suddenly the skirts weren't liking this, and wanted to go some where a bit classier...

So we hit walked into this little Bistro down the street...Suddenly our cheap night out got expensive, after more drinks, apps, and entrees...Don't get me wrong...The food was great...I had Braised Short Rib with Grits...Yes grits...They aren't just for the south...And when done right, they are awesome...And these were...The wife had the Goat Cheese and Cracked Black Pepper Raviolis with Mushroom Ragu...May had the Rack of Lamb, and Bryan had the Beef Tenderloin...There were no complaints...The ladies were happy and so was I as I drove home with her head in my lap...

Sunday we took in a movie...It should be up for Movie of the Year, but it didn't get a wide release...True story, about a true Cleveland crime legend...




If you're looking for more sports you won't be getting it...

For the last couple of weeks I've been harping on the fact that so many Americans, and really people around the world, have been so obsessed with the Royal Wedding...Yes, it happened Friday...It's over...But that doesn't change my feeling on how stupid people are...Look at this map...



This map shows the territories that were or are under British rule at one time...The Royal family made it's fortune stealing from people...Rape, Pillage and Plunder was their business...Before the New York Yankees, they were the Evil Empire...The problems of places like India, Pakistan, Scotland, and Ireland, just to name a few can be laid directly at the feet of England, and it's beloved Royal Family...

They're all so proud that William married a "commoner"...Yeah, because so much of the Royal family's property was stolen from "commoners." William and Harry seem like decent guys, but they come from a long line of fucking assholes...

And England, aren't bothered by the fact that your country is having financial troubles just like the U.S. with a huge deficit, yet the Royal family throws around money they never earned, to put on this big display of look at us!

Seriously, these people are assholes...There's a reason why we had a thing called the Revolutionary War! Maybe I have it worded this well...Maybe some else can do better...




That's all for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.
 
Round Two
Category: Daily Blog 2.0

David Legwand was the first draft pick in the history of the Nashville Predators back in 1998, and a mere 13 years later, he finally made it to the second round of the playoffs.  The series between Nashville and Vancouver could be one of the better series of this round, from a defensive style of hockey standpoint.  Vancouver had some problems in the first round getting their top line producing, and Nashville has been very balanced so far.  Toss in the remarkable play of Pekka Rinne, and this is going to be a very low scoring series.  Plus, that just means we get to see these guys do their things at Canucks homegames.

And then we have the Bruins and Flyers.  I do believe everyone will agree with me, and I have said this before, Philly needs a goalie.  Sure, you can make a good run with a hot goalie one year, but you need some stability.  There have been many goalies in the past few years that have made the impressive run, such as Kiprusoff, Halak, Ward, Emery, and so on.  I thought that this was going to be the year that Miller did that for Buffalo, but I was wrong.  In the Boston/Philly series, this one has all the ingredients to get ugly.  Philly was extremely undisciplined in the series opener, but Boston was still unable to tally on the power play.  In hockey, there are good penalties to take and bad ones, and Philly loaded up on the slashing and roughing penalties.  Boston will be one team that Philly will not be able to bully, and if Boston decides enough is enough, things could get interesting.

Back to the Western Conference, we have the Sharks and the Wings.  One thing is for sure, this series will be on NBC.  Granted, I won't be watching any of it because I can't fucking stand Pierre McGuire.  He is like the fucking Rain Man of hockey.  He can tell you where everyone played their junior hockey, how many points they scored, and where they were born.  Sure, I guess I could remember all that kind of stuff, but I'm to busy trying to do normal things.  Like get me some strange and have some fun with my life.  This series will be one that Bettman and the NBC will adamantly push to the American market.  That is why I'm curious is Vancouver will make it to the conference finals.  We will all get to see how quickly NBC will switch their focus to the Eastern Conference just so they don't have to showcase a Canadian team.  But I digress...the Sharks are a team ripe with opportunity, but they always seem to shit the bed and leave everyone hoping for next year.  Trust me...as a Boston fan, I can tell you that Thornton's OT winner against the Kings was probably the biggest goal of his playoffs career.  Fuck, do I ever hate Pierre McGuire.

  

How far Tampa goes in the playoffs is entirely dependent on Roloson.  Sure, we have all seen Rolie carry weaker teams all the way to the finals, but that was also a few years ago, and Rolie is a little longer in the tooth and greyer in the pubes now.  Tampa has a well rounded team, and I am actually a little impressed that Steve Downie has smartened up moderately.  I was pretty hard on him a few years ago, and he has actually calmed down a bit.  Washington may finally be moving in the right direction on their back end.  Neuvirth looks to be their goalie of the future, but he is going to have his hands full with a balanced Tampa offence this round.

Now, I don't know if Harvey Dakota is going to like this next part.  How much longer is the NHL going to try to sell the Coyotes to the Hulsinger group?  They keep trying to find new ways to raise the money and deal with the Goldwater Institute when they have a billionaire in another city, with a perfectly good arena, and a perfectly good market.  That is all I am going to say about that.

No hockey fight of the week, but instead, here is something new.

SIDE BOOB OF THE WEEK!

      

    

 

Thanks for stopping by and have a great week.

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