Hello my Gab friends. It has been awhile since I stopped by and I thought it was time to treat you to a few of my thoughts. Johnny Monkey has been compared to another and Johnny Monkey felt that it was time to "differentiate" an interesting man and a bad ass monkey. Here are a few items that you may find, "interesting"...
When Johnny Monkey eats at a restaurant, the waiters tip him.
Traffic lights turn green whenever he approaches the light.
Mimes can’t shut up around Johnny Monkey.
When there is a real emergency, 911 calls Johnny Monkey.
Wherever Johnny Monkey lives, the locals learn to speak his language.
When Johnny Monkey goes fishing, he does not need bait…the fish simply jump in his boat.
Johnny Monkey once made a bad man kick his own ass.
Life gives Johnny Monkey lemonade, never lemons.
Wilt Chamberlain read Johnny Monkey’s book about women.
After the most interesting man in the world left The Virgin Islands, it was just called The Islands. After Johnny Monkey left, they were called The Satisfied Islands.
At birth, Johnny Monkey slapped the doctor.
Pilots allow Johnny Monkey to talk on his cell phone.
Johnny Monkey is friends with Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster.
Johnny Monkey can french in any language.
Rubik’s cube was a gift to Rubik from Johnny Monkey.
When Johnny Monkey met an alien, the alien asked Johnny Monkey to probe him…
Don't forget to keep eating your vegetables...