Yelling At The TV
Summer Solstice Snooze-Fest Tags: NCAA NFL MLB NBA WNBA NASCAR YATV.

Well well well... It's the first day of 'Summer' here at TheGab.

This bring on a few yearly 'milestones' to look forward to.

For example... No more school buses out and about screwing up your commute to and from work. Maximum construction on every square inch of roadway. Fat guys in Speedo's... SHUDDER... Old dudes in black socks and sandals...

And backyard barbeque's...


Hey look... Wimbeldon... Who cares...

CWS... PINNNG... Switch to wood already before someone else gets killed.

OhioSt... Like I said last time... There will always be evidence.

NFL lockout... Stop fucking around and just sign the papers.

NBA draft is this week... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Did I just watch SpOrTsCeNtEr and NOT see a single story about LeDouche??? You have got to be kidding me. Scratch that. Pat Riely had to open his mouth.

Hey Cubs... Thanks for rolling over against the Yanks this weekend in 'Inter-League' play. You win the Friday night game and then decide that letting them hit BP off your bullpen the next two game would be fun... The Sunday night game was the MOST baseball I have watched in one sitting this year. Looks like it will be the high point for the season. Thanks for ruining it again, Cubs.

Oh, fuck... That's right... Soccer is in it's pre-round-warm-up-round-robin-play-for-2-years-to-not-qualify-for-World-Cup-play

Fuck off soccer...

...And the WNBA
...And the BCS

Ah, crap... Looks like I have run out of sports to offend...

Wait for it... Wait for it... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for it...

Hey NASCAR... Mix in a right turn will ya! It's starting to get old again. No wonder your ratings are down and no one is in the seats at the track. However, when you DO go to a road-coarse, it is a snooze-fest. Who ever qualifies first or second is most likely going to win.

That's it for me... I got shit to do.

Enjoy your summer Gab!!!



Hey... Look What The Cat Dragged In Tags: NCAA NFL NBA MLB YATV

Hey all... Long time, no Gab... WTF Steve, where you been?


Let's just say my ADD-Tunnel-Vision has had me busy doing other things. Like clearing out a half-acre of woods from behind the house. I'm currently in what could be the longest home-re-fi EVER... By the time the weekend is over, it will have been 2 months since the first phone call was made. Oh, yeah... And it FINALLY STOPPED FUCKING RAINING!!! BRING ON SUMMER!!!

Enough of that garbage...

I can say for certain that we are all in the same boat on this... Fuck you LeDouche'. Even IF you win this NBA title... THAT'S ONLY ONE!!! I will be that guy that will argue that LeDouche' isn't even in the same conversation as Jordan when it comes to listing the Who's-Who in NBA history because Jordan has 6 Titles... LeDouche'... 1... Maybe... And now with Dirk messing up his finger, it just galvanizes my theory that the NBA is one big WWE on wood. Gawd-fobid the 'chosen-one' doesn't win to help sell jerseys... Give them all a ball so they will stop fighting over it.

Anyone notice a new team in fRag's Baseball League??? Yep... is rocking the cellar like no one else can!!! I better be careful, they are on a hot streak right now and have won a matchup. My bats are cold, my arms are limp, and the manager is gonna get fired. However... One of my relievers in Jeff Thomas' league posted an ERA of 165.00 last night. Thanks Cubs... Fuck me... 6 hits and 5 earned runs in 0.1 innings pitched. AWESOME!!!

Congrats to UVA for winning the NCAA Lacrosse Title this past weekend. I was hoping for a new Syracuse Orange National Champions t-shirt... But an un-ranked Maryland pulled out the 'shocker' on Saturday and sent the Orange home with an overtime miracle. My family in Maryland was on my ass all weekend talking trash about the game and I told them that MD deserves to win it all because they earned it. The title game was a good one... However, I will support a shot-clock in lacrosse. Eliminate the 'Stall' and give them 45 seconds. Incorporate some of Basketballs rules and modify. 15 seconds to get it across mid-field, that leaves 30 seconds to shoot. A lifetime when it comes to the fastest game on two feet.

Hey... NFL... you're fucking killing me here...

Hey... OhioState... there is ALWAYS going to be evidence...

Hey... World of Cycling... Lance will NEVER get caught...

Hey... Atlanta... A little LATE on the support of the Thrashers...

Hey... NHL... GO BRUINS!!!

Hey... Gab... I'M BAAAAAAAACK!!!



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