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Dateline 2015
Category: User Showcase
Tags: Daytona 500

Is the 2012 Daytona 500 over yet???

Snort, Snort...

?

dvt

Storminnorman's Opinion on Ryan Braun's Suspension 02-24-12
Category: User Showcase
Tags: MLB Ryan Braun Brewers

No offense to any Brewers fans here on the Gab, but†how the hell does Ryan Braun get his†50 game suspension upheld when no other†player since the steroid era of baseball has been successful in doing†so? Could it be that Bud felt†bad for the Brewer's since he used to†own the team before becoming commissioner? Could it be†that since Prince left for Detroit, he is the only marketable name†left on the Brewers, and without him ticket†sales will drop off? I smell a controversy brewing†concerning Major League Baseball's Drug Policy.†

Now that Braun was successful in getting his†suspension lifted, who's to say what will happen†the next time a player is suspended for†PED's will†try to†do to get their suspension lifted by the commissioner? First, the reduce†Manny's†100 game suspension so he will†come out of retirement, because he will†be the next to†reach 3,000 hits, maybe not this year with the†Athletics, but next†year for sure.†Then they do this for one of their†high†market players in Braun,†and the excuse they will use is that it is for the good of the game. Well I think its a bunch of crap, because if it were anyone else, on any other†team they would have to†serve their suspension regardless of whether or not they were†telling the truth about not using PED's or not.† I am pulling no bunches by†stating this is a crock of shit, and†I hope baseball is ready for†a†good dose of its†own medicine, because they will get it when the next†time a high profile player like Braun tests positive for†PED's. I do not care if he passed 25 previous tests, apparently he failed one and the rules should be the rules no exceptions!!!

Something Different from Storminnorman 2-23-12
Category: User Showcase
Tags: Wrestling The Game Undertaker

Since I started†my vacation this a few days back, I have got to watch a lot of†television.†Some good, some bad, but other than that some pretty interesting stuff, or at least that is what my wife thinks the†Investigative Discovery Channel is anyway. Anyway, Monday night I happened to turn on Monday Night RAW†because I have always been a fan of the Undertaker†and Triple H, and really wanted to see them wrestle at Wrestlemania†28 in Miami. Well I got my wish, and they are going to do it one more time. Hell I may†even fork over the $55.00 to watch this one. So I was digging through†Youtube and I†found a few of my favorite†WWE†Superstars themes that they use†when coming out for their matches, the first has not been used in a while but you will remember it....

This is a reminder of the past Triple H, and†one of your last shining†moments before†being bought off by Mr. McMahon and the movie industry.†And another of my favorite†entrance theme's is this one:

If†this one does not do it for you,†the next one is going†send chills down your spine Triple H as it does every time this gentleman†walks towards the ring......

This just a reminder of things to come with the apparent end nearing for two†legends of the WWE, this†is ending the way all things should end†both are settling their differences inside Hell in a Cell should be worth watching.†So as I sit here and watch if†snow this morning, I thought of this one we all here "Voices" in†our heads.......

So yes I†am having a little fun with this one,†I†am in one of those moods as I will now explain. Today or this afternoon rather, I have to go to my daughter's school†and talk with her principal about her attendance along with a person†from the county who†thinks or has the impression that I am a dirt ball parent who does not care if†his†kid goes to school. Anyway, this person is going to tell me that†I have to send my†kid to school irregardless†of whether she is ill or not, for which as†a responsible parent I will promptly ignore†not to infect†her fellow classmates. I wondered something else, did Mitt Romney by all the†advertising on†Youtube? It seems like every†video I have†posted has a†political†ad ran by him, what a joke.†They wonder why I am not voting for him on the 28th,†it is because I†never vote for negativity, its just not ethical or moral to do so.....

So to the lady works for the†county, and supports that unethical†attendance policy that the State of Michigan has in place, and you Mitt Romney you can†all kiss my ass!!!!

So with this being†said, enough is enough, I am off to bed along with returning to my vacation. Thanks for reading my post, as not to offend. Have a great†week watching and writing about sports......

Chink in the Armor Controversy...
Category: User Showcase
Tags: ESPN NBA Jeremy Lin Max Bretos Anthony Federico Chink in the Armor Disney

This one canít wait until my regular Friday gig...

Gotta do it now...

As you know...

ESPN has gotten itself in hot water over...

Chink-in-the-Armor-Gate...

An ad libbing Max Bretos†first used it...

ďChink in the ArmorĒ...

As a reference to a possible deficiency in Jeremy Linís game...

Ad lib...

Off the cuff...

He has an Asian wife...

All of us have had slips of the tongue...

Said something weíd like to take back...

In my book...

He gets a mulligan...

Put him back on the air immediately...

HOWEVER...

The folks at ESPN know better...

You mean to tell me that nobody caught it???

The World Wide Leader???

Owned by Disney???

So hypersensitive to stuff like that???

And nobody caught it???

Nobody issued a memo???

Maybe they didn't...

HOWEVER...

I have my doubts...

Come on, ESPN...

You deal with puns all the time...

Even if it wasnít intentional...

It was definitely in the danger zone...

A play on words...

But perhaps because itís about an Asian...

And not about an African-American...

With all of their outspoken activists...

The sensitivity button didnít go off...

PERHAPS...

Letís now fast forward to the headline...

The writer of the headline...

Was fired...

He called it an...

ďHonest mistakeĒ...

And has used the phrase hundreds of times...

And didnít think of the negative connotations...

I am not here to judge oneís motives...

Anthony answers to a higher power...

Does he deserve to be fired???

Nope...

Give him his job back in two weeks...

Unless he's had issues in the past...

Hereís my take...

Anthony should know better...

ESPN should know better...

You guys deal with puns ALL the time...

I have written hundreds of radio commercials...

Jokes...

Most of them bad...

As you already know....

Blogs...

Comedy...

I am a pun machine...

Itís my mindset because I am a writer...

Puns are used all the time for headlines...

Thatís why I am shocked nobody caught it...

And that Anthony didnít even think about it...

Give me a break...

I get all of the irritation over political correctness...

But if this is the game we are forced to play...

By the media...

And the activists...

Then donít squawk when we call YOU on the carpet...

You mean to tell me nobody caught it???

Nobody even thought of it???

Nobody giggled when they saw it???

Or even shared it with somebody else???

Give me a another break...

When my son showed it to me...

We laughed embarrassingly...

I got it IMMEDIATELY...

And we agreed it was in poor taste...

Not worthy of a firing...

But definitely a reprimand...

Or a mini suspension...

ESPN should have been proactive...

Not reactive...

It is REALLY hard for me to believe...

Given the mindset of the business...

That nobody...

Absolutely nobody caught it...

I am not that gullible...

So, ESPN...

If someone utters or writes the infamous...

OJ/Cancun joke...

Youíre not gonna catch that one either???

How ignorant do you think we are???

dvt

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dvt to make debut on monday night raw...
Category: User Showcase
Tags: WWE Monday Night Raw

"Finally..."

​"The dvt has come back to Ontario..."

After all these years...

I made it to the WWE...

And on Raw no less...

No doubt you will see me...

Here's how it happened...

The lovely Miss Kim said she got some tix for us...

Sat., Feb. 25 in Ontario, CA...

Thinking it was just a Saturday house show...

I thought that was pretty cool...

Then I decided to check it on the web...

Only to find out it's Monday Night Raw...

Pretty cool...

Then I checked the seating chart...

The arena isn't that big and I thought we'd have decent seats...

I asked her which section...

Then I did a double take...

Ringside...

Then she said...

"Row one..."

Awesome...

So...

On Monday, Feb 27...

You will probably see Miss Kim...

Her daughter Andrea...

Andrea's boyfriend Todd...

And the dvt...

I wanted to include a pic so you can recognize us...

The entrance will be to our left...

Announcers to our right...

See you there...

Thanks, honey...

dvt

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