Attention citizens of Denver, Colorado... your savior is no more. That's right... how do you justify getting rid of Jesus Christ? When the Jesus Christ of modern-day quarterbacks wanders into town looking for a five year- $100 million dollar deal, that's how. Peyton Manning has told his agent to "get a deal done" with the Broncos after his many visits with many callers. That's right, Broncos, next year you'll be treated to a starting quarterback that can complete over 47% of his passes... you know, kind of like you had at the START of last season with Kyle Orton. But all is not lost, all you Tebowmaniacs out there... no matter where Timmy ends up, you'll always have this guy there to cheer you up. 

Now that the dust has settled on the Colts releasing Peyton Manning, here is a transcript of the original speech that Peyton Manning was suppose to deliver to the City of Indianapolis:

To the Fans of the Colts, World Wide, I want to thank you for your loyal support to me, my family and my team. It meant a lot to me and I will always cherish the memories here.

When I was drafted by the Colts in 1998, Jim Irsay and I created a relationship which made us more like brothers than employer/employee. With the great drafting of players and selected free agents, I was able to excel on the field. But, I put in an enormous amount of time, on my own, to improve not only myself, but my teammates. I also helped make our offensive coordinator, quarterbacks coach and head coach look awfully great. With me carrying the team, the Colts reached new heights; Division winners, Conference champs and even winning a Super Bowl, all because of me.

During our time together I raked in $146 million dollars in 14 years. While the money was good I was forced to do numerous commercials for various companies to supplement my income to what I thought I was really worth to the team. Master Card, Direct-TV, Sprint, Oreo, etc. etc. Did you really think I wanted to kick my brother Eli down the halls of the ESPN complex. Okay, you got me there, I did.

I was the reason the Colts moved into the Lucas Oil Stadium in 2008 and got the Super Bowl XLVI, which by-the-way my brother Eli won, this year.

I suppose you think I am upset that Jim isn’t going to pay me my $28 million roster bonus, oh your sweet ass I am! I deserve that and more. It wasn’t the Indianapolis 500 or the Indiana Pacer’s that put this city on the map, nor was it was the wise-ass David Letterman. It was me and my 399 touchdowns, 54,828 yards while throwing only 198 interceptions. Did that old-man Favre thrown less interceptions then me? Nah.

In closing, I hope the Colts rot, with the exception of my former teammates, and to Andrew Luck, I hope you don’t come close to my records.

Several weeks ago the Jacksonville Jaguars had an open house prior to meeting the new head coach. Here are some pictures from the open house (the last one is our head coach)..

yep that's ice in Jacksonville, Fl. that was taken in the AM.

conference room

walking out the tunnel just like the Jaguars.

 Thats where I sit, upper deck, second from the left, second row, can see everything.

I hope you enjoyed the mini-tour.

Scott

You stick your average kicker, who said he wants to leave, with the "Franchise" tag!

For the second year in a row, The Browns have used their "Franchise" tag on Dawson...Seriously, that's just fucking sad....He's a good kicker...But come on now...Many Browns fans love Dawson...I mean he's been the only consistent thing the team has had since their return in 1999...This coming season will be Dawson's 14th with the Browns...After being tagged, he will make 3.8 million dollars this season...That seems like too much for a 37 year old kicker, that didn't plan on returning to the Browns, and started to show signs last year, of losing some of his leg strength and consistency...

Shit, 3.8 million dollars for any fucking kicker is too much...I guess that's the going rate for making a guy live half the year in Cleveland.

Later, The Beeze.