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Tim Thomas, Being an Idiot Again!
Category: NHL
Tags: NHL Tim Thomas Boston Chick-Fil-A Dan Cathy The Bible Lot Rape Incest Gay Rights Gay Marriage Book of Genesis

 
I blasted Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas pretty hard last season when he refused to visit the White House with his teammates...Sure, it's his right, but in my opinion, you respect the office, even if you don't agree with the guy in the office at the time...Even worse, Thomas said it had "nothing to do with politics," then proceeded to list some of his opposing political views...So yeah, he's a fucking dope...

Then after this past season...Just a couple of years after signing a huge, long-term deal with the Bruins, he said he was taking a year off...He's tired, and he needs to focus on his family...DICK Move in my book! Now, I wish Thomas would take a year off of talking, and using Facebook...

There has been a little storm brewing in Boston, since the city's mayor, old Thomas, Moosh Mouth Menino wrote a letter to Chick-Fil-A saying, “There is no place for discrimination on Boston’s Freedom Trail and no place for your company alongside it.” (Kinda funny since Boston has always had rep for being pretty racist.)

Why's Menino do this...Because Chick-Fil-A wants to open up shop there, but their owner is a very religious, narrow-minded, douche who has some very strong anti-gay marriage views...Okay, he's probably got strong anti-gay everything views...

So Tim Thomas, who has pissed off the people of Boston pretty good, thought it would be smart to say this on Facebook...“I stand with Chick-Fil-A. Chick-Fil-A is privately owned by the Cathy family. The company president, Dan Cathy, drew the wrath of gay rights advocates and supporters when he made recent statements that some have alleged are anti-gay.”

Thomas then went on to quote Cathy who says he supports “the biblical definition of the family unit.” Continuing to use Cathy's words, “I think we are inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, ‘We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.’” Oh, it gets better...

“I pray God’s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we would have the audacity to try to redefine what marriage is all about.”

Clearly my God and their God is not the same dude...These ass-hats make me want to puke in the soup!

It drives me crazy, when hyper-religious dolts pick and choose what they want from the Bible, and believe it to be true, and right...I honestly believe that most of these people haven't even read the entire book...I have, mainly because I like to show how fucked up these people are...Cathy, and Thomas believe God doesn't want gay couple to get married...Well I'll take just one story from the Book of Genesis...How about that wacky guy Lot...

I want Dan Cathy and Tim Thomas to explain to me why it was okay for Lot to offer up his two daughters to be raped by a crowd of men? Yes, Lot was trying to protect the Angels that these horny guys wanted to rape...But you know what, I'm not handing over my daughters to rapists for anyone..Angels or not...And does this mean God is pro-rape? or at least in the case of stopping angel rape?

Oh, but this shit isn't done...When God sends Lot and his family away from Sodom, shit gets real down and dirty...First Lot's old lady broke one of God's rules, and looked back at Sodom...So, the very forgiving Lord, turned her into a pillar of salt...I wonder if she was Kosher Salt, or Sea Salt, or Iodized?

After that, Lot's daughter's get him drunk, and fuck him...Two nights in row...So guys, does this mean God is down with incest? Well? Answer me!

Maybe Dan Cathy, and Tim Thomas should take another look at "The Good Book"...It may not be as sexy as "50 Shades of Grey" but there's plenty nastiness in the Bible for these closet cases!

I wish God would turn these guys into pillars of salt!

Cathy, and Thomas should shut the fuck up, stick to what they know...Chicken sandwiches, and blocking pucks...Fucking dolts!

Later, The Beeze.

State of Hockey Wants to Live Up to It's Name
Category: NHL
Tags: NHL Minnesota Minnesota Wild Zach Parise Ryan Suter Free Agency

 
The state of Minnesota has always prided itself on it's love of hockey...Their ability to play hockey...And the number of Minnesotans playing, and that have played in the NHL and Olympics...And now their team, the Minnesota Wild have taken a major step forward in trying to prove they are the State of Hockey, signing the two most coveted free agents on the market this year...Minnesota native, and former New Jersey Devil Left Wing, Zach Parise (27), and Wisconsin native, and former Nashville Predator Defenseman, Ryan Suter (27)...


Both had seen a number of offers from many teams...They had also kept in touch with each other through the process...Having know each other well over the years, they had talked about how great it would be to play together...But it wasn't until late Tuesday night that they found out that the possibility had a chance of becoming a reality...And going home, was something Parise just couldn't pass up on...

Wednesday they both signed deals for 13 years, both amounting to $98 million...Holy shit! That's good money...Holy shit, that's a lot years...But give the Wild credit for having the courage to go after two top of the line guys, knowing they would have to cough up big bucks...The Wild have a good young group of players, that will greatly benefit from having Parise's leadership on and off the ice...Suter gives them a legit quarterback for their power play, along with being a top-2 d-man...

Suddenly the Wild's offensive production looks better, just by plugging these guys in...Adding Suter's passing skills from the blue line, and Parise to forwards that include, Mikko Koivu, Dany Heatley, Devin Setoguchi, Cal Clutterbuck, and Matt Cullen, will keep opposing teams on their toes...

I love this move for Minnesota...I love it for Hockey...The western Conference just got more competitive...

Later, the Beeze.

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