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Whose Fault is it Anyway...
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: MLB LA Angels Albert Pujols Mickey Hatcher

 

 

Nearly one quarter into the season...

 

And it’s over...

 

In spite of all of his past successes...

 

He is an abject failure...

 

Don’t know what happened...

 

He must have lost it in the offseason...

 

He must have forgotten everything he knew about hitting...

 

It’s over...

 

Good-bye...

 

Good riddance...

 

You’ve lost it, Bucko...

 

I don’t care what Mike Scioscia says...

 

You are done...

 

You are toast...

 

100% your fault...

 

We blame you...

 

And only you...

 

You crushed our high hopes for you this year...

 

You blew it...

 

Make no excuses...

 

Take the blame...

 

Be a man...

 

Face the music...

 

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out...

 

Mister...

 

Mister...

 

Mister...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mister Mickey Hatcher...

 

 

Now that you are gone...

 

Albert is free...

 

Free from your stinking advice...

 

Free from the jinx...

 

He was doing just fine...

 

Just fine...

 

Until he met you...

 

Now that you’re gone...

 

Albert can return to his superstar status...

 

No more P.U.jols...

 

How could you do this to our hero, Mickey???

 

You and your Mickey Mouse advice...

 

Albert listened to you...

 

But he should have done the opposite...

 

It would have brought much success...

 

And now that Jerry DiPoto has kicked you to the curb...

 

Albert is back...

 

Two home runs in two days...

 

No thanks to you, Mickey...

 

Good thing he was able to recover...

 

Recover from your lousy coaching...

 

We should be 40-0...

 

Even though we’ve only played 39 games...

 

Thanks for leaving, Mickey...

 

Come again when you can’t stay so long...

 

Don't let the door hit you on the tushie on the way out...

 

Onward and forward...

 

Another World Series title is right around the corner...

 

Now that YOU are gone...

 

Ya big ninny...

 

 

 

dvt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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