To be 6 again
A man was sitting on
the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and
then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the
park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Coaster, everything there
hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
He then took her to a McDonald's
where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a chocolate
shake. Then it
was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy,
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well
Dear, what was it like
being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size,
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it
This came to me from a friend who sits at her desk and sends me tips to be a better husband...