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Fry Day Blog: We're Doomed!!! The Aliens Have Arrived!!!
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Welcome to The Fry Day Blog

Today dvt fries those who think aliens are just as fake as Santa,

the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy,

and the WWE...

 

And you thought The War of the Worlds was scary...

This is worse...

Much, much worse...

Aliens have landed in our sports world...

And they are here to stay...

And there is nothing we can do about them...

 

THEY have upset the apple cart...

What a mess we have on our hands...

This worse than Independence Day, the movie...

Life will never ever be the same...

We look forward to that beautiful day every year...

As Andy Williams once sang...

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year...

It's the hap, happiest season of all...

Ding dong, ding dong...

And it sure as heck ain't Christmas...

It's the day the world comes to a stop...

And we use our wit...

And we use our wisdom...

We second guess prior to first guessing...

We anticipate...

We predict...

We are Nostradamusses...

But we might as well be Hippopotamusses...

Or Nostra-doofusses...

At least that is what it has come to...

Colonel Mustard strikes again...

We don't have a clue...

Thanks in part...

Actually...

Thanks in full to the aliens...

For many years we kept them away from our precious world...

Occasionally they would creep close...

Only to be swatted by our big fly swatter...

Sprayed by our giant can of Raid...

But the aliens are now immune to anything we throw at them...

They got close last year...

Scary close...

They're scary closer this year...

Ready to take over...

They Have a Dream...

And it's to take over...

And they may very well do it this year...

We threw Pitt at them...

The aliens prevailed...

We threw Kansas at them...

To no avail...

Let's face it folks...

The aliens are here to stay...

Like it or lump it...

Call them the Mid-Majors...

Call them anything...

Just don't call them late for the dance...

They will strike from the eleventh seed..

Or even the twelfth seed...

And coming soon to an arena or big screen near you...

You will see a sixteen disintegrate a one seed...

They have their super powers...

They have their krypton...

They are singin' Jim Croce...

They are tuggin' on Superman's cape...

They are spittin' into the wind...

They are pullin' the mask...

Off the ole Lone Ranger...

You better don't mess around with them...

Last year Butler...

This year add VCU...

Next year???

Who knows!!!

Mercy sakes alive...

They have all of us shrugging our shoulders...

How do we do our brackets next year???

Do we act like the office secretary???

And see which coach has the cutest butt???

Those are pretty uniforms...

I think I will pick them...

I just love Bulldogs...

They're so cute...

Might as well...

Now the question...

Who's to blame here???

Why do we have all of this disruption???

Simply put...

Someone put too much water in the concentrate...

See what happens when talent flies the coop...

After the "true" freshman year???

I don't blame them...

I don't blame anybody...

We just gotta live with it...

Get that spare bedroom ready...

The aliens need a place to hibernate until next March...

 

 

 

dvt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PHOTO

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