Normally, I lay low in my dungeon between Tuesdays and only comment on other blogs, but it took James Harrison being a big fat camel toe for me to come out of my self-imposed blogging hibernation.  So away I go...

Did James Harrison really threaten to retire because of his fine and the NFL's subsequent crack down on hits?  OK a-hole, that's an empty threat and we all know it, but since you want to go there, I guess I need to find you a new job, eh?

a.  Serge.

b.  Village People - they seem to be missing a Football Player...

c.  Dance Instructor at the Blue Oyster Bar (Police Academy).

I put it to you Gabbers, what should Harrison do post NFL career?

Seriously, if I was a coach and you laid a lick like he did, here's what I would instruct my defense to do:

Yeah buddy, PAYBACK BIOTCH!!!  The NFL needs to police its own.  Somewhere along the line, we got away from that type of stuff, and you know what, as much as I hated the Raiders of the 60's and 70's, they didn't tolerate shit like cheap shots and you got paid back.  I personally don't think we'd have as many injuries if paybacks occurred.

Now back to you're regularly scheduled Gabbing programming.