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Festivus Finalists: Fesitvus Yes! Bagels No!
Category: FEATURED

 

Festivus Yes!  Bagels No! PLEASE REMEMBER: THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT BALLOTS - IF YOU'RE REDIRECTED AFTER VOTING FOR ONE, COME BACK AND VOTE FOR THE SECOND SET!

Festivus draws nigh.  Indeed, tis but a half fortnight away.  Now when I told Sully we needed a Festivus pole, some how he processed this as we need a stripper pole.  Now, despite this slight failure of communication, it seems to have really brought the crowds in...maybe we should keep it on hand.  And on the subject of stripper poles, Beeze is a proud papa again.  Congratulations on Molly’s arrival!

Festivus is that time of year where we celebrate the Feats of Strength and  the Airing of Grievances, to be marked with one of two awards - the recently renamed Gab Cup or the Sleestak, the Slee being my favorite of my childhood baddies; feared, yet without any apparent reason to be feared, due to an apparent lack of intelligence.

We have come to that time of year when the finalists for the Festivus awards are to be named.  And so, let us start.  

We have three nominees from each category on which to vote, first the Sleestak Awards.





And now, for the finalists for the Gab Gups...for the better things in the life of sport





Well I Guess I Cannot Write Any More Sports Blogs Any More”by DVT
Ron Santo has Died and the Hall of Fame is Still Waiting for Him” by The Beezer
Two People are Dead” by DVT

  

Now, get in there and VOTE!!!  See you on Festivus!
Fry Day Blog: Kneener-Kneener...
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: NFL New York Jets

 

Welcome to The Fry Day Blog

Today dvt fries people who play dirty....

 

 

I'm having trouble writing my blog today...

I was a bit late...

So I ran toward the computer room...

And on the way there...

Five guys were lined up in a row...

As I tried to zip by them...

The first guy stuck out his knee...

And I went flying...

Who would do such a thing???

Here I am just trying to do my Gably duties...

Who sent those guys???

I didn't get a real good look at them...

They were wearing green jumpsuits, I think...

Certainly it couldn't have been premeditated...

Right???

They just happened to be standing there by coincidence...

Right???

It's a good thing I didn't get hurt...

If he tries it again...

I will punch him in the fist with my eye...

Don't mess with dvt, dude...

It can be dangerous writing a blog...

Some people will do anything to keep me from that...

Hey...

If you're the one who stuck out your knee...

And you're reading this...

You didn't have to go such great lengths...

Sully will be filling in for me next Friday...

Not because I got injured by your foolishness...

But because I'm going to the Poinsettia Bowl...

Navy vs. San Diego State...

Should be a good game...

The Navy guys are in the military, right???

They should behave like gentlemen...

Right???

I don't think they would knee anybody...

Do you???

I have been to tons of SDSU games...

Never seen them do that either...

After all...

Who would be stupid enough to knee somebody else...

Probably somebody who's really desperate...

Probably somebody who wants to win at all costs...

Even if it means playing dirty...

Definitely not somebody from the West Coast...

We're laid back over here...

Probably somebody on the other side of the country...

They take their sports more seriously over there...

Probably a hired ass-ass-in...

Probably some Italian guy in the Mafia named Sal...

Probably the same guy who knocked off Jimmy Hofstra...

And buried him in the stadium where the Jets used to play...

No, come on...

Nobody would do such a stupid thing...

Like kneeing a guy...

When he's trying to make a play on a punt return...

That's totally unrealistic...

That's more like something that would happen...

On Monday Night Raw...

Right???

But never in football...

Right???

Never...

 

 

dvt

 

 

 

 

 

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Merry Christmas!!!

The Nutball Gazette-Week 15 Picks (Part 2)
Category: NFL

 

The Nutball Gazette-Week 15 Picks (Part 2)

Reminder last week 12-4
Season 126-82
 
 
Part one winners
 
Chargers, Browns, Cowboys, Texans, and Colts
 
Chiefs-10 @ Rams-27 (Rams take a step to playoffs after several years of futility, Chiefs downward spiral continues with unfortunate illness to Matt Cassel)
 
Bills-20 @ Dolphins-13 (Bills have been a muck better team than the record indicates, Miami has been awful even in their victories)
 
Lions-10 @ Bucs-24 (Bucs keep their playoffs alive)
 
Cardinals-1/2 @ Panthers-1/4 (If this game is shown anywhere in the country it could mean the end of the NFL)
 
Saints-26 @ Ravens-20 (Saints continue their "March" to the Playoffs, while the Ravens seem to be getting old in front of our eyes)
 
Eagles-17 @ Giants-23 (Game of the week, Battle for the east, Even though Steve Smith is out, look for Giants Defense to make the big plays for the Giant victory)
 
Falcons-24 @ Seahawks-13 (Falcons all but clinch a playoff spot, while the Seahawks chances take a big blow)
 
New York Paper Airplanes aka Props aka Jets???-0 @ Steelers 17 (The jets are in total freefall, and headed to a 9-7 record and possibly not make the playoffs)
 
Broncos-10 @ Raiders-24 (Tim Tebow appears to be getting the start and the Raiders are licking their chops)
 
Sunday Night
 
Packers-10 @ Patriots-38 (The Patriots are one of the great runs in NFL history and even if Aaron Rodgers was playing at full strength it really would not matter)
 
Monday Night
 
Bears-23 @ Vikings-10 (Vikings have severe QB problems, Rumor has it Joe Kapp and Fran Tarkington will be suiting up)
Game is scheduled at the University of Minnesota at this time, if they can get the field cleaned up but the Bears may protest the game played on a field not made to NFL standards and besides the weather may be in the single digits and snow may fall,
 
 
The Nutball Gazette--"The Expert" week 15 Picks-part one
Category: NFL

 

The Nutball Gazette-Week 15 Picks (Part 1)

Sent out at 8:15 rest of the picks coming in moments
 
Week 15 is here, and this is a huge week with playoff implications on the line
 
Last week 12-4
Season--126-82
 
"The expert" is now on a 67-23 Run
 
Thursday Night
 
49rs-13 @ Chargers-27 (49rs playoff hopes are set back as Chargers "charge" to a playoff slot)
 
Sunday
 
Browns-26 @ Bengals-10 (Bengals are in free fall, Carson Palmer should throw 2 TD passes for Browns. T.O will continue to nuke the clubhouse and Marvin Lewis will be begging to get out of town)
 
Redskins-16 @ Cowboys-27 (Redskins another team headed to the "Eve of Destruction" Have to wonder if Over Rated Mike Shanahan will be one and done)
 
Texans-26 @ Titans-16 (Texans win and with lots of help can make the playoffs, Randy Moss will once again not be targeted and expect a nuclear explosion in Tennessee)
 
Jaguars-27 @ Colts-31 (Jaguars could clinch the division with a win, They have the offense to do this, But The Colts could put up more against a suspect Jag defense, Not totally buying in to the Jags yet)
 
Time is 8:15, Rest of the picks coming soon
Bandits Week 15 NFL Thursday Pick
Category: NFL
Tags: NFL Picks & Predictions


 

Here is the Thursday pick, I’ll whine about the mulligan I deserve for last weeks KC/SD game tommorrow…odds provided courtesy of bodog.com via ESPN

Thursday, December 16

49ers (5-8) @  Chargers (7-6)                

Qualcomm Stadium, San Diego 8:20 (NFLN)

Favorite Chargers by 9

Fast Fact The Chargers defense allows a league low 265 yards per game

On the surface this looks like an otherwise boring Thursday nighter,  but in reality its an intriguing interconference clash of two teams trying to hang on in their respective divisional races. The Chargers are a team you are never quite sure as to who will show up, will it be the team that trashed The Chiefs and Colts in ampressive routs or the team that looked trashed in losses to the Raiders and Rams? The Niners are just as mystifying, starting 0-5 and the lone victim of the Carolina Panthers, the Niners nevertheless are still in the NFC West race after a serious woodshedding of the Seahawks. I still do not trust the inconsistent Alex Smith in spite of his sparkling performance against the Seahawks. Philip Rivers is just about cash money at home and has been the reason why the Chargers are still a contender. Though both teams are maddeningly inconsistent, I have a feeling that the Chargers offense will stay on track and the Niners offense will not fare well against an underacheiving Chargers defense.

Pick-San Diego

 

The rest of the picks tomorrow

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