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Thoughts From the Couch -- 02.11.10
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Happy Thursday Gabbers!

Time has certainly flown by this week. It seems like it was only yesterday that Peyton Manning was walking off the field in Miami with his head hung in shame after blowing yet another chance to be the greatest quarterback of this generation. But it seems that he doesn't want the title, because every time he has the opportunity to step up he seems to choke it away and leave the rest of the world wondering if he's really as good as advertised.

Regardless of how it happened, my congratulations go out to the Saints for finally bringing a title to the city of New Orleans. If there's a city that deserves to feel good about something, it's certainly New Orleans - after all the hell they've been through since Katrina it's nice to see that they have something positive to talk about for the next few months. And I couldn't be happier for Drew Brees. It's nice to see the once thought of castaway rise to the occasion and win the MVP of the biggest game of the biggest sport in America.

And I have to be honest. I got a little misty-eyed when I saw Brees celebrating with his kid on the field. As a father I can relate to that. Brees showed me that he gets it: he understands what it's all about, and he showed his down to earth personality instead of being like most athletes with the "get away from me douchebag" attitude. I would much rather see guys like Brees win every year than see some of the selfish primadonnas come away with awards and recognitions - it just makes sports more interesting to watch in my opinion.

But, all was not well with the Super Bowl. I don't know about you guys, but I was grossly disappointed with the halftime performance by The Who. They sucked out loud, and I don't know what went wrong (other than everything), but it was one of the worst halftime performances I have seen in my life.

I know the NFL is worried about another "Teet-Oh" Jackson incident, but seriously guys - can we please get someone a little more contemporary to perform? I know last week I said that I didn't see anything wrong with The Who, but that was before I knew they were going to be as bad as they were. Can we please get over the geriatric tour for the Super Bowl and get someone who wasn't around during the FDR administration? But, because I am a solutions oriented person, I have some suggestions.

For the Super Bowl halftime show to be relevant again, the NFL and the networks have to get someone who appeals to the masses, so here is a list of groups and/or artists that should be considered for the halftime show at Super Bowl XLV:

1. Pearl Jam - Seriously, how could halftime be more awesome?

2. The Eagles - I know they're older, but they're still cool.

3. Our Lady Peace - I can't think of any other reason than they're freaking awesome.

4. John Mayer - I think he's a douche, but it would be better than The Who.

5. Aerosmith - Why haven't they done one by themselves yet anyway?

6. Daughtry - Contemporary and cool, these guys would be a perfect act.

7. The Fray - I think they're popular enough to draw interest.

8. Dave Matthews Band - Again, why haven't they done one yet?

I know that the NFL is scared to death that another nipple is going to find it's way on everyone's television screen, but the parading of old washed up groups to ensure it never happens has to stop. I don't know if next year will finally be the year that the halftime show is respectable again, but I sure hope so - because if they keep going down the road they've been down over the past 4 years, it won't be long before we're watching the halftime show with Barry Manilow, and that can't be a good thing.

That's all for this week. Feel free to leave your thoughts on who you would like to see in next year's halftime show in the comments section below.

Until next Thursday...

The Beeze's Hump Day Survey 2-10-10
Category: User Showcase

 Sorry to be so late gang...It's been a long messed up day...Let's get right to this...


1. There's been a lot of talk this week about Peyton Manning's "legacy" since the "Super Bowl"...It's clear he'll be in the Hall of Fame...But, Is he the best QB in the NFL right now? If not, who is?


2. Olympic Hockey question...Which of the 3 should be team USA's starting goalie?


a. Ryan Miller




b. Tim Thomas




c. Jonathan Quick




3. Sticking with the Olympics...Who takes home the Gold in Men's Hockey?

(If you don't follow hockey, here's a few of the top teams...Make a guess)
Canada...United States...Russia...Sweden...Czech Republic...Slovakia is hoping to make some noise...Finland...Go ahead, Guess!


4. Which do you prefer...Bobsled, or Luge?

Based on this video, Womens Bobsled doesn't look too bad...




Alright gang, I'm cutting it short this week...#5 will be the all important question....

5. On this snow filled, crappy hump day...which od these two-somes would you most like to make a three-some?

a. Intense Chicks!




b. Come Here You!




c. The Cleaning Crew!




Alright, Read and Respond!


Later, The Beeze. 

Hockey Blog Vol.14
Category: NHL

 It’s the last week before the break , and three weeks before the deadline with the big fish gone. We will see who the players and who the pretenders are over the next few weeks.

Let’s get started.

Shoot-out
I’m convinced that they are horrible case in point my Boston Bruins 10 game losing streak. They lost 4 of those games on shootouts. Including a fantastic game against Vancouver ,on Saturday. The Bruins have not lost 10 games in a row since 1956. It’s time to end the shoot-out and extend the Sudden death period to a whole 20 minutes or first goal. Get rid of the shoot-out.

Of course it worked out good for the B’s last night after blowing a2-0 lead and winning in a shoot-out in Buffalo. Get rid of it. I’m sick of it.

GM Steps Down
Bob Gainey stepped down has the Boss in Montreal Pat Hickey of The Montreal Gazzettehas the story. Gainey said he is stepping down because he can’t make the long term commitment to the position but he handed over the reins to his Right hand Man Pierre Gauthier.


New League
According to TSN,CAThe new Federal Hockey League will start play for the 2010-2011 Season.
This will be an A-Level league with 4 charter members, Syracuse, Danbury,
Thousand island NY, and Ottawa. There are also talks in Philadelphia and, Jamestown NY. The focus will be in the North east and Canada.

Tribute
Brian Burke'sson Brendon was killed last Tuesday in an Auto accident on a snowy road in Indiana. He was returning to Miami of Ohio University after visiting the law School at Michigan State. Here is the entire ssad story of Brendan’s Burkes death from the Toronto Star.
This was a young man with vision and courage and it’s a shame a young life was lost. He was a kid with a bright future.

Rumors are Flying
The Florida Panthers (stats)are playing awful and GM Randy Sextonis fed up with his team.
he says he won’t make a deal for the sake of making a deal. But he will make a deal either before the Olympic Break or during and before the deadline. According to George Richards of The Miami Herald
Look for the Panthers to make some effort to get better. Of course that always depends on what your willing to give up and what type of cap space you have.

According to Steve Conroy of The Boston Herald. http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/hockey/other_nhl/view.bg?&articleid=1231204&format=&page=2&listingType=nhl#articleFull There was a deal in place forRay Whitneybetween the kings (stats) and the Hurricane (stats) for a prospect and a pick for Whitney. Whitney asked for a 3 year extension from the Kings to waive his no trade clause. Whitneydid this as leverage to get a better deal from another club.

Goalie wheres my Goalie
Len Ziehm of The Chicago Sun Timessay the Hawks need either Cristobal Huet or Antti Niemi to step up and take charge so the Blackhawk (stats) can have nice long playoff run. Meanwhile in Montreal New VP and GM Pierre Gauthierhas no immediate plans to trade Carey Price, Jaroslav Halak. But take it with a grain of salt says TSN,CA's Bob McKenzie

Meanwhile in Dallas according to theDallas Morning News Mike Heikathe acquisition of Goalie Kari Lethonenwas a high risk , high reward deal. This can also confirm that Marty Turco maybe on his way out. According to the Bob Mckenzie articlesited above both the Blackhawks (stats)and the Canadiens (stats) have inquired about Turco

Definetly keep an eye on these three teams tosee who gets the goalie or where their goalies end up.

Trades
There has been some minor deals over the past week. There will or should be more before the trade freeze for the Olympic break. Speaking about a trade freeze I’m sure GM’s around the league will have some deals in place during the Olympics they will get them blessed when the freeze is lifted.

As mentioned above Kari Lethonen has been traded to Dallas the injured proned goalie who has missed the entire season. This maybe little risk for the Stars (stats) he is a restricted free agent in return the Thrasher (stats)get Young Defenseman Ivan Vishenevskiy. Meanwhile theCarolina Hurricanes (stats)sent D. Niclas Wallin, 2010 5th rounder to the Sharks (stats) for 2010 second rounder on Sunday, On Saturday the Red Wings (stats) sent Forward Ville Leinoto the Flyers (statts) for D Ollie-Kristian Tollefsenand 5th rounder from 2011. Trade Source TSN,CA

Power Rankings
Scott Burnside of ESPN.com
Sharks and Caps swap this week the Capitails (stats)go to #1 , Sharks(stats) to#2, The Blackhawks (stats), remain at 3 . Kings (stats) and Coyote (stats) both move up 1 to 4 and 5 respectfully. Meanwhile the Canuacks (stats) drop from 4 to 6. Devils (stats) Senators (stats) and Penguins (stats) all move up 1 for the 7, 8, 9, positions and the Sabres (stats) drop
From 7-10.

Over at Hockey News Ryan Dixonhas a different perspective. The Capitails (stats)stay at #1 but the Kings (stats)take the 2nd spot and theSharks (stats)drop from 2 to 3,Coyotes (stats) jump from 8 to 4. Blackhawks (stats) drop from 4 to 5. Canaucks (stats) drop from 3 to 6. Senators (stats) stay at 7, Devils (stats)are back in the top 10 at 8 from 11. to 8. the Penguins(stats) stay in 9th the Sabres (stats)drop from 6 to 10.

OLD Tyme Hockey Picture Of The Week



last week it was Fred Stanfield there were no guesses

Candy For All To Enjoy
Category: Humor

 




I have occasionally blended other arts into the art of sports by paying tribute to legends in other fields. A thespian often touches on sports via the silver screen, while a very few expand their horizons into the actual venue.

This is a tribute to comedian, actor, pro football owner, husband and father JOHN CANDY.



John was born in Canada in the year 1950, and would fall in love with football enough to play until he graduated from high school. He soon found himself on the silver screen in 1973 in the opening scenes of "Class Of '44", the sequel to the popular "Summer Of '42".

By 1976, he had collaborated with Rick Moranis on a televised talk show for several episodes. The pair had previously met through acquaintances from the Second City troupe based in Toronto, Canada. Many members of this troupe, which included Dan Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas, Martin Short, Catherine O'Hara, Harold Ramis, Andrea Martin, and Joe Flaherty, went on to be huge stars in their own right. It was over this time Candy would meet his wife.

Saturday Night Live was basically comprised of talent from the Second City troupe based in Chicago, Illinois. They put on a show, starting in 1975, was maybe the top rated on the NBC television network at the time. This influence then has them take a chance and put on the Toronto based group for 90 minutes every second week on Fridays. The show, called SCTV, was an immediate success, and was shown through syndication.

NBC picked up the show, now in its fourth season, as a mid-season replacement in 1981. It stayed on the air before moving to the Cinemax channel in 1983 for their sixth and final season until 1984.

Candy became a headliner on the show, showing an amazing talent for mimicry and creating several characters that would be ingrained into viewers minds for a very long time. Characters like Johnny LaRue, Dr. Tongue, and Yosh Shmenge were just a few of his most popular creations. The Shmenge character was one half of a fictitious brother duo that lead a polka band called the Happy Wanderers. Teamed with Levy as his brother Stan, they did a mockumentary called "The Last Polska".

While doing SCTV in the 1970's, Candy appeared in seven more movies. The most famous one was "1941", where he appeared with SNL veterans Aykroyd and John Belushi. This partnership continued in 1980 in "The Blues Brothers", which became a blockbuster movie that year and still airs often to this day.

He left SCTV in a full time capacity in 1983, but still made frequent appearances. He was in so many movies, he did not have enough time to devote to the live sketch comedy show every week. He was able to make a movie with several of his SCTV friends called "Going Berserk".

Now a huge star, it seemed everything Candy touched turned to gold. Though he turned down a role written for him in the hit movie "Ghostbusters", a role Moranis would end up playing, the movie he was signed up to, "Splash", was also a huge success. There was little Candy could do wrong, and his popularity allowed him to star in his own Saturday morning cartoon show called "Camp Candy", which morphed into a comic book as well. He provided his voice to the show, as did his two children.

His success allowed him to delve further into his love for the game of football. He bought a big stake in the ownership of the Toronto Argonauts, of the Canadian Football League, with hockey legend Wayne Gretzky and partner Bruce McNall in 1991. He attended many functions and games, mingled with fans, and helped a team that had been losing for several years become very popular.

The team was also able to procure talented players such as Raghib "Rocket" Ismail with their wealthy owners. The Argos would end up going to the championship, called the Grey Cup, in 1991 as quarterback Matt Dunigan played with a broken collarbone. In minus-17 degrees Celsius weather, Toronto was dominated by the Calgary Stampeders most of the game.

The Stampeders had 21 more first downs and 232 more total yards that day, but it was not enough to stop the Argonauts from victory. Ismail set a Grey Cup record with a 87 yard touchdown off a kickoff, which helped him win the MVP award for the game, as Toronto won their first championship since 1983 with a 36-21 victory. McNall would soon mismanage some funds and the team would start to lose again, forcing them to be sold to new owners before the 1994 season.

Shortly after the sale, Candy went to Mexico to star in a Western movie after just having completed "Canadian Bacon" shortly before. It was the 48th movie for the 43 year old star, and unfortunately his last. He would pass away in his sleep because of a heart attack.

The legacy of John Candy is as strong today as is was when he departed. Many of his movies are played on television with regularity, and SCTV has also been released in a DVD box set with all of the episodes. Trying to pinpoint his popularity is very easy for most who were lucky enough to see him perform.

One could just tell that Candy was genuine. He was funny, brilliant, and complex, but he was a man for all people of all cultural backgrounds. He could not be pigeon-holed into one character because he had a wealth of genius to draw from as he created more characters as time went on.

Though he was a large man, no one ever saw him as just a plus sized comic. His talents allowed him to play the clown and the creep, as seen in his serious turn as a seedy southern lawyer in the movie "JFK". He also starred as a romantic lead in other movies, showing there was nothing he couldn't do as a thespian.

He was a man everyone felt that was their friend in some way, and that he was approachable. His goodhearted nature shone through the camera, and the respect he has from his peers is easily seen even 16 years after his death.

Here is a list of my favorite John Candy movies, which I highly recommend you seeing as soon as possible.





GOING BERSERK


This movie, directed by David Steinberg, was released in 1983, and Levy, Flaherty, Pat Hingle, Alley Mills, Dixie Carter, Kurtwood Smith, and Ernie Hudson were also in the film.

Candy plays John Bourgignon, a part time drummer who is trying to get a limousine business off the ground. He is engaged to a congressman's daughter, and becomes the target of a cult trying to brainwash him into assassinating the congressman.

Candy's scene with Hudson is one of his very best on film, and shows his talents in physical comedy.






ONLY THE LONELY


This movie, directed by Chris Columbus, was released in 1991 and also stars Maureen O'Hara, Anthony Quinn, Jim Belushi, and Ally Sheedy.

Candy plays Chicago police officer Danny Muldoon, who lives with and looks after his widowed mother. When he meets the girl of his dreams, the mothers personality jeopardizes the relationship.

This is a very funny movie that is full of great artists. O'Hara is brilliant in every way, and the bond she shares with Candy is obvious. He plays the romantic lead sweetly, yet he adds a sadness and hilarity to the character. It may be his best as an actor, which is saying a lot. A must see.






UNCLE BUCK


This movie was released in 1989. It was written and directed by John Hughes, who worked with Candy on several projects. Amy Madigan, Macaulay Culkin, and Laurie Metcalf are also in the film.

Buck is the last person called by his brother, after his sister-in-law's dad is hospitalized, to watch their children. Candy's character is a confirmed bachelor, gambler, and boozer set in his ways and is unemployed. The oldest child is a rebellious teen upset that the family recently moved and has also stuck her and her siblings with Buck at last second notice.

Watching the characters grow and evolve in this story allows for sweet moments, as does Candy with moments of trying to care for kids, a dog, his brothers house, and his upset girlfriend. It is a movie that was a huge hit, but remains as fresh and pertinent today as it did when it was made.






PLANES, TRAINS, & AUTOMOBILES


This movie was released in 1987. It was written and directed by John Hughes. Steve Martin, Michael McKean, Kevin Bacon, and Edie McClurg also starred.

Candy plays Del Griffith, a shower curtain salesman. Though his character is kind, he talks too much and creates several accidents throughout the movie. Through all the hilarity that ensues, it turns out that Del is a sad and lonely widower. It is a movie where Candy is allowed to let loose his comic flair, and also display his affable and sweet side that all his fans adore.







SUMMER RENTAL


This movie was released in 1985, and is directed by Carl Reiner. Richard Crenna, Rip Torn, John Larroquette, and Karen Austin also star.

This is a family movie where Candy plays an air traffic controller forced to take a vacation with his family by his boss. Nothing goes right in the beginning, as he settles into the wrong rented house at first then later clashes a real estate developer. He challenges the developer to a boat race, using a floating restaurant as his vehicle. A sweet movie that shows Candy's range of being tolerable to being revengeful.






WHO'S HARRY CRUMB?


This was released in 1989, and was directed by Paul Flaherty, the brother of SCTV's Joe Flaherty. Jeffrey Jones, Annie Potts, Barry Corbin, and Tim Thomerson also star.

Candy is Harry Crumb, who is the last descendant of a long line of great detectives who founded a highly respected detective agency. Harry, however, is clueless and bumbling. Yet he gets involved in a kidnapping plot that is traced back to the chief detective of his agency.

This is a well written movie that gets enhanced immensely by the talents of Candy. His character is a mix of likable, not so likable, and maddeningly frustrating. He has you cheering for both the heroes and villains in this one.






ARMED AND DANGEROUS


This movie was released in 1986, directed by Mark L. Lester, and also stars Meg Ryan, Robert Loggia, Brion James, Kenneth McMillan, Larry Jenkins, Steve Railsback, Tiny Lister, Don Stroud, and Eugene Levy.

Candy plays an ostracized police officer, and Levy plays a failed defense attorney. They work together as armored car drivers and get caught up in a nefarious embezzlement scheme. Candy plays a gung-ho man on a rampage, which is highlighted when he jumps into a tractor trailer carrying rocket fuel. It is a truly inventive scene that Candy carries into new heights of comedy, especially the scenes leading up to his getting into the truck.






TEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH


This is a documentary released in 1985 to call attention to famine in Ethiopia. Several great musicians such as Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Geddy Lee, Paul Anka, Bryan Adams, Mike Reno, Gordon Lightfoot, Tom Cochrane, and Paul Shaffer are all on the soundtrack.

Candy, along with SCTV friends Levy and Cathrine O'Hara, are members of the choir who sing. Candy displayed a talent and love for music throughout his life, and this was one of the last appearances of The Shmenge Brothers singing together. The duo would perform for the last time at Comic Relief later in the year, playing their hit song "Cabbage Rolls and Coffee Polka".




There are more movies to list, as certainly all of his fans could easily do as well. This small list is just a small token of appreciation for a king who always wore his crown with grace and graciousness.

Thanking John Candy for helping us smile is not enough, for all should also be thanking God for blessing us with his presence. It is a gift that will always keep souls floating on cloud nine.


































































Ah yes, more rants...
Category: User Showcase

Before I start, I've decided that I haven't given myself a whole lot of credit lately and since I was fortunate enough to win the YouGab Super Bowl Spectacular, I will give myself something as the winner.  I honor myself with the crown of champion:

 

 Just kidding folks - I got very lucky. 

But let's get to the REAL reason I decided to blog - Yeah, I’m back at it, yet another round of rants.

1.  I said this on Beeze’s Monday Moaning, but it bears repeating because I’m so pissed about it.  Michael Irvin saying that he doesn’t mind sharing the term “America’s Team” with the New Orleans Saints – Hey Michael, no acronyms here – just SHUT THE FUCK UP!  The Dallas Cowboys have done nothing but disgrace themselves since that term was coined back in the 70’s.  Michael Irvin was a major player in that and he has the audacity to say that New Orleans can join them?  Fuck you Irvin!  The Dallas Cowboys are and always will be AMERICA'S CRACKWAGON!

2.   Joe Paterno wants to coach until he’s at least 90?  Props to the old guy, I have no problem with this IF he’s the one whose truly coaching.  First, make a competitive schedule.

3.   We’ve been talking about the halftime shows at the Super Bowl, and I don’t mind the acts, per se, but let’s do this.  Next year, the Super Bowl is in Dallas, right?  Obviously there should be a country act.  May I recommend Hank Williams, Jr., Faith Hill, and Alabama.  As for Super Bowl 46, how ‘bout Journey?

4.   The Pac 10 openly coming out and saying they might seriously consider expansion?   I like the idea.  Although in reality this is the true conference of champions, they should expand.  There was an idea on the table for Colorado and Utah, which makes sense.  If it goes this way, get ready for conferences to raid other conferences.

5.   All Star games?  Uh, I won’t be watching…

6.   I said this elsewhere, but when it comes to the NHL, can somebody stand up to the Goon Squad in Philly?  These guys would run over Betty White if it thought it could intimidate somebody.  Somebody, anybody, please intimidate Philly?  Damn, I can’t stand that crap…

Personal Rant.  While all the fucksticks in Washington sit around and do nothing but lob verbal grenades at one another that mean absolutely nothing for the regular people they’re supposed to be representing, and with athletes screaming for more money while owners plead poverty while lying while true Americans sink closer to real poverty,  I wanted to go back in time to 1985 and recognize the true HEROES of America, you know, the ones who deserve our respect:

There’s an old saying – LEAD OR GET OUT OF THE WAY.  Hey Washington, since you won’t lead, get out of the people’s way! 

America WILL be back, and we're damn sure gonna be talkin real loud and walkin real proud again! 

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