Tagged with "BCS"
Monday Moaning 1-6-14
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NFL NCAA Football BCS Tom Brady Texas Longhorns Charlie Strong Bama MILF Weather Hotties The Beeze LaRonLandry AndrewLuck Wild Card Weekend


 


I know, it's supposedly really fucking cold in at least half of the U.S. and Canada is always cold, right?  So I thought we'd start with a pick that might warm things up...Maybe one more will really help to put your mind in a warmer place...
 

 

So, Wild Card weekend is done...I went 2-2...I had San Fran, San Diego, Philly, and KC...From what I saw all the games were competitive...I was so sick of hearing about the weather, and possible blackouts leading up to the games, that I really lost most my interest...I'll be honest, the NFL has been losing me for the last couple years...

The rain, and near 40 degree temps in Cincy didn't bother the Chargers as they won 27-10...Now the Andy Dalton can't win talk is in full force...Personally I think Marvin Lewis is that teams biggest problem...He seems like a swell guy on the two seasons of hard knocks, but swell guys aren't always good head coaches...So the Chargers get to face Denver, again...The Colts came from way behind to beat the Chiefs 45-44...From the bits I saw, it looked like half the Chiefs players were knocked out with injuries...

Speaking of knockouts...Did you see LaRon Landry's idiot teammate slap his head around, after Landry gave himself a concussion?




What a fucking Dolt!

So the Colts will go to New England to face the Patriots...Sorry, Indy...You're not beating Brady...


-Saturday Night the Saints were in Philly, were the weather was hyped, but played no factor...26-24 Saints...Next the Saints will head to Seattle, and lose...

Sunday in Green Bay, the 49ers and Packers would square off against each other and THE WEATHER!  It was cold...It's January in Wisconsin, that's what happens...Shut the fuck up about it...Again, weather hype, yet it played no factor as the 49ers won 23-20....Now the 49ers have Carolina to look forward to...

-Texas has finally found their next Head Football Coach...After a few weeks of many rumors...And a number of coaches saying they aren't interested, the Longhorns named Charlie Strong, formerly of Louisville as the new man...I like Strong...He's a "Football Guy"...He's a really good coach...But I don't know if he is the right fit for Texas...He can handle being in a big-time conference, and he can handle a top-tier program, but there are certain programs that seem to demand something more...And I'm not sure if he can play that game...I get the feeling he's more concerned about football, and teaching, then he is about dealing with a lot of the external shit that surrounds "elite" programs...I hope he does well....


That leads us to Monday...The BCS National Championship Game between Auburn and Florida State...Listen, I'm not going into some long-winded breakdown of this game...We don't need that shit...All you need to know, I don't like Jameis Winston, and Auburn is a bunch of witches that just find a way to win...Auburn wins this thing...But let's be honest...Can it be any better then what happened in the Alabama/Oklahoma game!?!

OU is just rollin' Bama, and this Alabama MILF just went bat-shit crazy on a pack of Sooner fans...





No regard for herself, let alone some damn Sooner fans...Then after her stupid ass went viral, what does she do?  She says she'd do it again, but apologizes to Nick Saban...Fucking 'Bama fans are fuck-tards!

Have a week...Stay warm...

The Beeze.

Q-o-t-D 12/15/13 Tags: NCAA College Football BCS
Of the far too many college Bowl Games, about how many will you watch?

Monday Moaning 12-9-13
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NCAA NFL Daniel Mustard Lucy Pinder Christmas College Football Kids The Beeze BCS Cleveland Browns

 

 

So Monday is here again...Wow, that went fast...Before I get into all the College Football madness, and my own personal madness, I have to talk about the Cleveland Browns game in New England...I was busy all day Sunday, but I kept checking into the game...Each time I was shocked to see the Browns in the lead...The lead was never too big...That will happen when you settle for field goals instead of punching it into the end zone...

Late in the 4th quarter the Browns were still up, but Tom Brady gets the ball back with over two minutes left...TD, Onside Kick, Bad Pass Interference Call, TD,  Game Over...Patriots win...The Browns snatch defeat from the Jaws of victory...BRUTAL!

I was reminded of why I gave up my Browns Fan Card...Games like this...Like most of the games they've played this year...

My numerous Ohio State fans had a rough go at it this weekend, and Michigan State's defense handled Braxton Miller and company...And the MSU offense seemed to surprise the hapless Buckeyes defense...The Spartans took down the #2 Buckeyes 34-24, and every Auburn player, coach and fan rejoiced...And all of the SEC had another chance to laugh at Ohio State...

Earlier in the Day Auburn won the SEC title in a no defense allowed battle with Missouri, winning 59-42...Florida State rolled Duke 45-7 in the ACC title game...So it's set...#1 FSU will take on Auburn in the National Championship Game...So how did the other bowls shake out?

I was hoping they would have matched Urban Meyer and Nick Saban's egos in a battle...But instead Saban's Tide will face Oklahoma in the Sugar Bowl...Ohio State will take on Clemson in the Orange Bowl...Or the battle of two highly touted teams that fell on their faces!

The Fiesta Bowl will be Baylor and UCF...Oklahoma State and Missouri will play the Cotton Bowl...And in what could be the most fun game to watch, the Rose Bowl, Stanford will face Michigan State...Two hard-nosed teams that like to pound the ball and play defense...Defense! What's that!?!   A rarity these days!

My Irish will play Dec. 28th against Rutgers, in the Pinstripe Bow at Yankee Stadium...The Irish better win! That's all I have on that.

As for my life this weekend...Friday night I took the kids skating...My wife and I were suppose to go out to a Christmas party, but our sitter got seriously sick, and our evening out was screwed...

Saturday we took the kids with friends to lunch with Santa...The saw the fat man...Asked him for a specific thing or two...(already have them...Santa already has his shopping done!) Here's Little Beeze thinking hard about exactly what he wants...

 

Afterwards we took the kids for ice cream...Then back to our friends home...My buddy and I ditched the kids and ladies for a couple hours, grabbed a couple beers, a burger, and watched some football...Lunch with Santa wasn't that good, or filling...

Sunday was work...Lots of work...We did a big switch in the Beeze house...We moved the girls upstairs to our room...and moved us down to their room...Fuck I forgot how heavy that King size bed was...And those sweet bunk beds I put together months ago...I had to take them apart to get them through the doorways, and up the stairs...It was ton of work, cleaning, lifting...Good exercise too...Which will go well with our change in diet...We've gone with organic meat, fruits, and veggies...And we've been juicing in place of one meal a day...We've both felt better and lost some weight in just a week since we got the juicer...

The weekend went fast, and somehow felt long...

Now for this week's Christmas song...It's more of a anti-Christmas song, but I like it...Daniel Mustard's "Since Santa Ain't Coming"

 

Have a week...

The Beeze.

 

Q-o-t-D 12/8/13 Tags: NCAA BCS College Football
With how things played out Saturday, it looks like we'll see Florida State and Auburn in the National Championship game....that said, would you like to see Ohio State and Alabama square off in one of the other BCS Bowls?

Let's Screw Up the BCS One Last Time...
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: BCS Florida St. Ohio St. Alabama Missouri Central Florida Bowling Green Whatever

This week as the BCS waves bye-bye....

 

I am looking for more upsets than a heavy drinker’s stomach...

 

Puke City, USA, please...

 

Let’s go out with a flush...

 

The last BCS championship needs to be the Toilet Bowl...

 

I would just love to see everything get screwed up one last time...

 

Yes, it won’t happen...

 

But put on your dream caps and see what’s possible...

 

Imagine Coach Krzyzewski and his Dukies upsetting Florida State...

 

Probably a pipe dream, but that WOULD be super spiffy...

 

(Pipe dream??? Who made up that term??? Willie Nelson???)

 

And WE need THE Ohio State to bite THE big one...

 

Can you imagine JDIN’s reaction???

 

Start digging the grave...

 

Who’s JDIN???

 

If you don’t know, don’t ask...

 

It’s an inside blogger thing...

 

I really do like the Spartans in that game...

 

Gotta have Auburn fizzle, too...

 

And I do think that is VERY possible...

 

A big let down after a big win???

 

It’s happened before...

 

Of course, if all of that happens...

 

We get ‘Bama again in the championship game...

 

Can that be true???

 

Probably ‘Bama and Missouri...

 

OHHH NOOOO!!!

 

NOT ANOTHER SEC FINAL!!!

 

Backell will have a cow...

 

(Don’t ask...)

 

But does that really count???

 

Missouri is still too new to be considered SEC...

 

And they’re mostly above the Jackie Mason-Dixon Line...

 

Which could be related to Florida Georgia Line...

 

So maybe we have settle for...

 

The Okie Dokie State Cowboys versus 'Bama...

 

I can live with that one...

 

But I’m not done yet...

 

Some schools don’t belong in BCS games...

 

Just because of their name...

 

UCF???

 

Is that even a school???

 

I thought it was a charity until somebody told me otherwise...

 

Untied Children’s Fund...

 

Kinda like UNICEF with less letters...

 

And by the way...

 

According to my rules...

 

A school must earn its acronym...

 

And until then...

 

You can only say...

 

“Central Florida”...

 

And by the way...

 

I didn’t even know Florida had a center...

 

Anything with a panhandle can’t possibly have a center..

 

I wouldn’t even give it a “middle”...

 

Like Middle Tennessee State...

 

You need to be more puffy to have a middle...

 

Tennessee isn’t too puffy...

 

But it’s barely puffy enough to have a middle...

 

And here’s the deal...

 

I want SMU (acronym approved by dvt)...

 

To beat Central Florida so bad...

 

Let ‘em bring back the Pony Express...

 

Eric Dickerson and Craig James...

 

That’ll work...

 

And I’m still not done...

 

Who’s Northern Illinois playing???

 

Bowling Green???

 

They have to lose to Bowling Green...

 

Bowling Green???

 

What a silly name...

 

Hey, Bowling Green...

 

What size shoe do you want???

 

Is that one or two lanes???

 

What’s your handicap, Bowling Green???

 

Obviously it’s your name...

 

Why didn’t you just go ahead and name your school...

 

Lawn Bowling Green...

 

It would make a lot more sense...

 

A lot more sense than the BCS,,,’

 

 

 

 

dvt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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