Tagged with "Bill Burr"
Bill Burr on Sports (vol. 7)
Category: Humor
Tags: Humor Bill Burr The Beeze NFL Mark Sanchez Oakland Raiders Sports


It's been awhile since we leaned on Bill Burr for some sports coverage, but lets be honest...The usual talking heads on ESPN and on Sports Talk Radio can get really tired...Sometimes it's better to get the view of an everyday, ordinary, regular guy...Who just happens to be a comic, and does a podcast every Monday...

And this week, Bill Burr talked a little Football! Let's start with his take on Raiders fans...




Next, Bill took on the topic of Mark Sanchez...




He really has a quality view on shit...Let's close with Bill showing his slightly crazy side...A side I fully understand...




Later, the Beeze.

Monday Moaning 8-22-11
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NCAA MLB Terrelle Pryror Cleveland Indians Twitter Bill Burr Libya San Fransisco

   
What does this pic represent? It's a sexier view of the Tigers smothering the Indians to death...The Tribe went into Detroit this weekend with a great opportunity to take the division...But instead, they shit the bed, and got swept...While they're still not out of it, what happened this weekend, I feel will be the kill shot to the Tribe's season...

-As I sit here writing this post, I have the news on in the background...Rebels have taken over Libya...While some are celebrating this, I have to wonder...just as I have with all these uprisings in the Middle East...What's next...The news covers the over-throwing of the "evil" dictators, but doesn't bother to follow up on the cluster fuck that happens after the fact...Then all these fuckers look at the U.N. and the U.S. to help them fix their mess...Whatever!

-There's been a lot of talk about about Terrelle being allowed in the supplemental NFL's draft...I would first say why bother wasting a draft pick on this guy? A bunch of teams have shown interest, but bitch is a project...He's gonna be your 3rd string QB, and if you 1 and 2 go down with injuries, you'll be checking the waiver wire, before you play this kid...He stares down his primary receiver...His throwing motion sucks...The majority of his passes go down into the turf...Yes, he's athletic, but like Tebow...He's far from ever being a #1 NFL QB...

-All this talk about the illegal activity at Miami had me searching for a clip from Bill Burr...He mentions "The U" briefly...But it's funny...




Bill is always so good, I had to dig up another on...




Did he mention Sporting News Magazine...Such a shame what happened to that rag!

-I decided one thing for sure this weekend...I'll be avoiding being a San Fransisco sports fan for the rest of my life...After A giants fan got beat down at Dodger stadium at the beginning of the year, now two people have been shot outside of the 49ers, Raiders game Saturday...Seriously, what's in the fucking water on the left coast...I'm all about sports and my teams...But FUCK! I thought you Bay Area people were suppose to relaxed hippies...Isn't Weed legal out there...

Hey assholes, smoke up and chill the fuck out!

Before I get out of here this week...I wanted to share a couple of good tweets from this week...

First, from Jay Mohr:

"My Fantasy Baseball team sucks so bad they should be called The Cubs"

I love this one because, I swear he's talking about my fantasy team!

The second one is from Denis Leary:

"NYC firefighters not invited to 10th anniv of 9/11 at Ground Zero. They werent invited on that day in 2001 either. They just showed"

What is understood doesn't need to be discussed...


That's it for now...Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.


 

Monday Moaning 5-9-11
Category: FEATURED
Tags: Bill Burr Mother's Day Cleveland The Beeze Little Beeze Politics Cleveland Indians Nukes

  Yes, yes they do...As I start writing this, it is still Mother's Day just for a little bit longer...So I will start by saying Happy Mother's Day to any of the moms and MILFS out there who read this crap...And don't let your kids grow up reading it...Just send them to Catholic school for 12 years and maybe they'll turn out as stable as I am!

Most importantly Happy Mother's Day to Mrs. Beeze who puts up with crap, and continues put out! Here she is getting our youngest started on the sauce early...
Now normally this week I would have a Kentucky Derby Recap, but sadly I didn't see it...I was rockin' a Fish House double Saturday...As a matter of fact, I have no idea what to write about...

Here let me throw in a couple links...My buddy Hotch is the main man when it comes to covering the world of Hockey at the Gab, but he doesn't get enough love on Sundays... HERE'S his post from Mother's Day...

I had some fun blasting Philly Friday night, after the Boston Bruins swept them...Good_Times!

Saturday Night there was a big Boxing match...People still watch that? I guess so, because I was having a blast watching Norm MacDonald's and Morgan Murphy's twitter fees with their fight updates...Mosely lost btw...

I should probably write about the shocking start to the Cleveland Indians season, but I can't...I'm still not sold, and why would I fuck with a hot streak!?! They're hitting okay...Not great but better situational hitting this year...The pitching has been outstanding, but I'm expecting teams to start figuring out this merry band of sinker-ball pitchers...

Something that has pissed me off in Cleveland is the city council passing yet another no smoking law...People are already not allowed to smoke indoors, including bars...But now they won't be allowed to smoke in most places outside...Now I don't smoke, and I can't stand it, but if these cunts really wanted to make a stand, they would just make the sale of cigarettes illegal...But of course they don't have the balls for that...Plus they have too many "sin-taxes" smokes that are paying for too many things these days...This new law also is going to try and ban Trans-fats...REALLY, in this town? Fuck anywhere...Yeah, they may not be healthy, but trans-fats make stuff taste great...

A friend of mine posted this video on Facebook and commented, "I think I can handle a bit of trans-fats whenever I choose."




If you have the time to burn watching this, it's pretty fucking scary...Maybe "Global Warming" or "Climate Change" has something to do with humans stupid-ass, posturing, fucking look at us blow off nukes for far too many years...

As for this fine Monday, I took the day off at the Fish House...Instead of work, I'll chaperoning the Little Beeze's class trip to the zoo...I hate fucking zoo's...But I did it for my daughter, and she felt the need to see that I do it for her little brother...Besides, I'd rather be there in case the boy tries to fuck with a Lion then have some one else have to deal with it!

Sorry if you were looking for quality sports coverage today, I'm just not in the loop right now...But before I go, let's get a special Mother's Day laugh from Bill Burr...




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

 

For Philly
Category: User Showcase
Tags: NHL Philly Sucks Boston Bruins Bill Burr Flyers

  Yes you bastards, this post is for the city of not so brotherly love...After watching the Boston Bruins sweep the Flyers, all I could do is smile, and think about how you and your revolving door of shitty goalies just suck ass...

Hey Boston's own Bill Burr, give it to these fuckers again!




"I said suck a dick!"




Way to go Bruins...Fuck the Flyers!

Later, The Beeze.

 

The BEEZE'S HUMP DAY HITS 1-26-11
Category: User Showcase
Tags: NFL NHL Bill Burr Hump Day Olivia Munn Olivia Wilde Oliva Thirlby Wayne Gretzky Jay Cutler Maurice Jones Drew Politics Douchebags

 
Yeah, it's been all about the blow job lately...One of the smartest things I've done in my life, was striking a deal with my wife...If she drops and gobbles, I'll get up with the baby that night...It's worked out very well so far...I've always been able to run on little sleep...She's happy because she gets a good night of sleep, and I just got blown! I've gotten more blow jobs in the last month than I got all of last year! There's a life lesson folks...Marriage is all about give and take...I'm giving loads and she's taking them!

Next up, a quick birthday shout-out to Wayne Gretzky...Wayne Gretzky is 50 years old today...That just seems crazy to me...


Many have argued whether Gretzky is the greatest hockey player of all-time...Many say Gordie Howe, because he had the physical game, to go with so many of the records Gretzky broke...Many say Bobby Orr, because he changed the way the game was played, and how defensemen played...I wasn't lucky enough to see either of those guys live and in living color...But I saw plenty of Gretzky...He had a feel for the game that was unmatched...In my eyes he's the greatest, and I don't see these young stars knocking him off that pedestal...

So, who watched the big State of the Union speech? I watched porn! Why should the DC douchebags be the only ones sitting around stroking their egos! I actually did catch the speech...It was a well done, well thought out, rah, rah speech...'We should do this, and we should do that...I want to do this, I want to do that...America Yay!' But there wasn't much in the way of how we are going to do this and that...The President talked about making advances technology that could be this generations "Apollo" moment...Well isn't that funny...Invoking Science, Technology, and NASA after basically shutting NASA down...I wonder if people realize how much of what we use in our every day lives is because of research that had been done by NASA?

The speech was filled with ass kissing aimed at both the left and the right, but mostly down the middle...And at first I liked it...The man has a way with giving speeches...But then I went over it and realized the lack of substance, and that this was more of a motivational speech...Sadly we've seen little motivation from most people in DC, so why would they start now?

President Obama made a great speech in Arizona after the shootings a couple weeks ago...And after last night's speech I realized what had happened...The Speech in Arizona was the first of his re-election campaign...Last night was number two...Politics is politics...

I know this is either boring some one or bothering some one, so let's get Bill Burr in the mix talking about Brett Favre's Masseuse trouble...




As a man who has bee to massage parlors, I say damn right Bill!

There has been almost non-stop talk about Jay Cutler being a pussy...Players, former players, talking heads, all blasted him on Twitter, and TV, and Radio...I think it was kinda shitty how he got blasted without people even knowing the extent of the injury...But what's worse, are the people who who back-pedalled after the reports came out on his jacked-up knee...Like Maurice Jones-Drew, who after wards tried to play the, "I was only joking" card...No you weren't! Fuck you! You're a punk ass bitch that sat out the last couple games of the season cause your knee was hurt...Fucking cunts!


Now to the good stuff...This week, it's the battle of Olivia...So on this Hump Day, which of these lovely ladies named Olivia would you most lie to unload in, or on...


A. Olivia Munn...




B. Olivia Thirlby...




C. Olivia Wilde...




As always read and respond...

Later, The Beeze.

 

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