Tagged with "Jeremy Lin"
Monday Moaning 4-2-12
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NCAA NHL NBA NFL Hunger Games Bridesmaids The Hangover Kentucky New York Rangers Tim Tebow Jeremy Lin ESPN Movies Trayvon Martin


Well here we are again...Monday just gets here too quick...So let's start with this "Hunger Games" fad...I've been hearing about this movie long enough...So the Mrs. and I went to see it Sunday...No, I haven't read the books, since that's the first fucking question everyone asks when this damn movie is mentioned...And guess what, I'm not going to...I saw the movie, so if I read the book, I'll hate the movie even more, at least that's what happens often...

Okay, I didn't totally hate the movie...It kept my attention...But this bullshit, fantasy-land, run by Donald Sutherland, and his TV producers, pisses me off...As much as the politicians, corporations, and rich douches, control in this country, I have more faith in humanity, then to think we would stand by and be ruled like the people in this movie...

Then there is the violence...I've never had a problem with violence in movies...And I don't have a problem with it in this movie...It's part of the story...Personally, the idea of kids killing kids didn't appeal to me, and I didn't really like watching it...Hey, I know kids are dying violent deaths everyday, and it's awful...Shit the Trayvon Martin shooting has been pounded in our heads non-stop...Odd how no one is talking about THIS story of two black teens lighting a white teen on fire...Yeah, this white boy just played the race card! But that's for tomorrow blog...

Maybe it's because I'm a parent, I don't know, I just didn't like the idea of this movie...Then there was the fact, that it was too long...Some parts were just slow...My wife liked it more, and plans on reading the books...She also is on board too see the sequel...I already told her, "I've invested too much time in this shit!"

Then Sunday night, we watched another movie that has been hyped up for awhile...We watched "Bridesmaids"...Mother fuckers kept saying how it's like "The Hangover"...Not even close! Yeah, it had some funny bits, and some good lines...But then it was filled with all this nonsensical, pity-party, chick bullshit...And talk about too long...Way too much wasted time...I found myself saying, "When are they going to wrap this up already." If you compared this movie to "The Hangover" please punch yourself...

I sat down to write this blog, wanting nearly 5 hours of my day back...Honest to God, I feel like Sunday was a total waste for having watched these fucking, over-hyped, fucking movies...Some one needs to eat my ass!

-How about sports!?!

For the first time in my life, it looks like I may win money in a Bracket Pool...I have Kansas and Kentucky in the final, and I'm pretty sure no one in The Fish House Bracket can catch me...I hope not, because even though I have Kentucky winning it all, I won't be rooting for them...Not after seeing how the Kentucky students and fans reacted after beating Louisville Saturday


Seriously! Why the fuck are people still rioting after their teams win...And fuck Kentucky, you didn't even win anything yet! Shit, at least Vancouver waits until they lose before they go and throw a fucking riot...Not only do I hope Kentucky loses, but I hope everyone of their players rolls their ankles...Fuck them!

-I heard Jeremy Lin is hurt, and may be done for the season...GOOD! no people can stop talking about how great he is...And then about how great he isn't...Then is...Then isn't...Fuck him! Now can somebody put a bullet in Tim Tebow...Never before has a backup QB gotten so much coverage...Fucking private jets and press conferences for a backup...And fucking ESPN Radio can't stop talking about this shit...Even with the Final Four going on, they still slip in some Tebow talk every twenty minutes...Fuck him, and fuck them...

You shits-heads want to talk New York sports, talk about the actual good team you have...The league leading New York Rangers! My boys lost Sunday night to the Bruins, but I have no worries...This team is build to win, and their record proves that...And they'll finish the job in the playoffs...







So to recap...Fuck "The Hunger Games." Fuck "Bridesmaids." Fuck anyone who said it was as good as "The Hangover." Fuck Kentucky, and their fucking fans...Fuck Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow, and the ESPN hype-machine...Show some respect to the New York Rangers...Watch Hockey...Look for my blog tomorrow about the Trayvon Martin shooting, and the media's fucked up coverage...Oh, and Fuck Mega Millions, since I didn't win!

Have a week...

The Beeze.†

Random Thoughts
Category: FEATURED
Tags: Jeremy Lin NBA MLB ScottJax

Trying on Tuxedo?? Update on my hip?? Was Mayweather right?? Donít get your hair in a dandruff folks as we tackle Jeremy Lin and more in this edition of Ö..

 

Before we start I have to tell ya, going for a Tuxedo sucks. My son is getting married on March 31st and we had to get measurements and try on a jacket. They donít wear the jackets like they use to. I couldnít move my arms while wearing the jacket and the lady says you have to unbutton the buttons to do that. Gee back in the early 80ís (the last time I wore one) we had them buttoned and were able to move our arms all over the place.

While we are speaking of my sonís wedding to Mindy (a lady he should have found 20 years earlier), it is the day before WrestleMania. I usually have a party for the event. This year it looks like I will be going to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch it. A good son and daughter-in-law would buy there dad a ticket to the event.



Hip is doing well. I have more good days than bad. I am able to move around for most of the time I am at work depending on the type of†mail I lift. I am on the right track.



Now I get the picture about LIN-sanity. It has nothing to do with not being African American or White, but in reality it does.

You see the NBA has ďTapped outĒ with the African American and White audiences and now needs to find new forms of revenue per-see. They tried with Yao Ming and the Chinese people, and for awhile it worked until his career was cut short.

That is why the NBA is bending over backwards to allow Lin to appear at All-Star events at the last minute, even though he only played all of 12 games this year.



While it is still early to make any predictions on who is going to their respective divisions, in baseball, I like the direction the Florida Marlins, Washington Nationals and Pittsburgh Pirates are going.



The NFL has over 600 unrestricted free agents. You can have an all-pro team if the players donít resign with their teams.



TCU and drugs just doesnít seem right. But I guess nothing is sacred.



Spring time is here when pitchers and catchers report to spring training. Or is it??



I went to my first Lacrosse game this past Sunday. #5 Denver played against Ohio State and Jacksonville University played against Navy. There was just over 6,000 people in attendance, and the one thing that stood out was there were more people in the stands wearing Syracuse shirts than of the other teams that were playing.

I had a good time as Ohio State upset Denver 10-9 and Jacksonville beat Navy 13-7.

There was tailgating and kids were playing in the parking lot.

Jacksonville University has a team and the City is trying to bring teams in to play in an event called Moeís classic. This is the second year in a row they have done this. I hope more people attend, it is fast paced and some good hitting, with getting hit with a penalty.

 

Thatís all for now.

Scott

 

Chink in the Armor Controversy...
Category: User Showcase
Tags: ESPN NBA Jeremy Lin Max Bretos Anthony Federico Chink in the Armor Disney

This one canít wait until my regular Friday gig...

Gotta do it now...

As you know...

ESPN has gotten itself in hot water over...

Chink-in-the-Armor-Gate...

An ad libbing Max Bretos†first used it...

ďChink in the ArmorĒ...

As a reference to a possible deficiency in Jeremy Linís game...

Ad lib...

Off the cuff...

He has an Asian wife...

All of us have had slips of the tongue...

Said something weíd like to take back...

In my book...

He gets a mulligan...

Put him back on the air immediately...

HOWEVER...

The folks at ESPN know better...

You mean to tell me that nobody caught it???

The World Wide Leader???

Owned by Disney???

So hypersensitive to stuff like that???

And nobody caught it???

Nobody issued a memo???

Maybe they didn't...

HOWEVER...

I have my doubts...

Come on, ESPN...

You deal with puns all the time...

Even if it wasnít intentional...

It was definitely in the danger zone...

A play on words...

But perhaps because itís about an Asian...

And not about an African-American...

With all of their outspoken activists...

The sensitivity button didnít go off...

PERHAPS...

Letís now fast forward to the headline...

The writer of the headline...

Was fired...

He called it an...

ďHonest mistakeĒ...

And has used the phrase hundreds of times...

And didnít think of the negative connotations...

I am not here to judge oneís motives...

Anthony answers to a higher power...

Does he deserve to be fired???

Nope...

Give him his job back in two weeks...

Unless he's had issues in the past...

Hereís my take...

Anthony should know better...

ESPN should know better...

You guys deal with puns ALL the time...

I have written hundreds of radio commercials...

Jokes...

Most of them bad...

As you already know....

Blogs...

Comedy...

I am a pun machine...

Itís my mindset because I am a writer...

Puns are used all the time for headlines...

Thatís why I am shocked nobody caught it...

And that Anthony didnít even think about it...

Give me a break...

I get all of the irritation over political correctness...

But if this is the game we are forced to play...

By the media...

And the activists...

Then donít squawk when we call YOU on the carpet...

You mean to tell me nobody caught it???

Nobody even thought of it???

Nobody giggled when they saw it???

Or even shared it with somebody else???

Give me a another break...

When my son showed it to me...

We laughed embarrassingly...

I got it IMMEDIATELY...

And we agreed it was in poor taste...

Not worthy of a firing...

But definitely a reprimand...

Or a mini suspension...

ESPN should have been proactive...

Not reactive...

It is REALLY hard for me to believe...

Given the mindset of the business...

That nobody...

Absolutely nobody caught it...

I am not that gullible...

So, ESPN...

If someone utters or writes the infamous...

OJ/Cancun joke...

Youíre not gonna catch that one either???

How ignorant do you think we are???

dvt

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Monday Moaning 2-20-12
Category: FEATURED
Tags: NHL NBA Boxing Jeremy Lin LeBron James PC Bullshit Dolts The Beeze Kate Upton Dereck Chisora Boxing Magic Johnson David Haye


Yeah, Kate Upton, you can milk me! How we love the Sports Illustrated cover girl...Don't worry, there will be more of her later...But first, we have to talk about Basketball...

Basketball!?! WTF!?! On my blog!?! Are we in some kind of alternate universe? Well, just for a few minutes...

First, this Jeremy Lin bullshit...It's pretty sad how quickly the media (ESPN especially) jumps all over a story...The hype machine gets rolling, and you better look out...I'm shocked that Tim Tebow hasn't been given credit for teaching Lin everything he knows...But seriously, why are people acting like he is the second coming of Magic Johnson? Dude had 54 turnovers in 17 games...What the fuck is that...It sure as fuck isn't great!

And then there was this...




I'm sorry, but people also need to calm down with the politically correct bullshit too..."Chink in his armor" isn't about his Asian background...It's a common phrase...And most likely, this ESPN dolt wasn't thinking about race when he asked Walt Frazier the question...Poor bastard got suspended 30 days...I'm sorry if I offend, but not really...But people are to fucking sensitive...Anymore people have it in their head that it's against the law for them to be offended...Like it's in the Bill of Rights that no man/woman should ever be offended...Guess what, it's not...Fuck yourself!

Ching, chang, chink, chong, cling, clang, chink, clack, clunk, clunk ching, chink, chong, cling, cling, chink,chank!

Sorry, about that...Little Beeze dropped the silverware rack down the stairs...

Then, there was this fucking LeBron James story...I thought it was just going to make noise in Cleveland, but no...It spread all over...He said he'd be open to coming back to Cleveland...Bo, people could stop talking about this horse shit...Personally, I hate basketball, so I don't care what he does...I wouldn't care if he got AIDS, and Magic Johnson wouldn't give him the cure!

Check that shit out, two Magic Johnson lines in one post!

If I'm the Heat, or one of there 72 loyal fans I'm pissed...This guy got the Miami hype machine going crazy, then shit the bed in the Finals...It's been a year and a half in Miami and he's realizing he doesn't like being the bad guy...He's realizing how good he had it when all of Cleveland (except for me) was swinging from his nuts...Well fuck you dummy! And all the dopes in Cleveland saying they would like to have him come back, fuck you too...He did so much last time, that you burned your LeBron jerseys!

Then there is the now dead sport of boxing...Saturday night there was a Heavy Weight Title Fight...Did you know that? Of course not...There hasn't been a good heavy weight fight since Tyson was chomping on Holyfield's ear!

One of the Klitchko boys beat the crap out of a nobody named Dereck Chisora...At the post fight press conference, some other nobody named David Haye starts popping off to Chisora...



Yeah, he doesn't want the guy that won the fight...He wants the joke that got his ass handed to him...Well Boxing once you have guys pulling WWE shit, you know it's over...

It's really sad to see the once great sport of boxing dying off...I remember my dad coming home with two sets of gloves, and teaching my brothers and I about it...I remember watching countless great fights on TV...I remember boxing so fondly, and now it's joke...

But if you want to see some good fights, check out a Hockey game...




That's all I've got right now...Well, except a little more Kate...





Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.†

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