Yep, Cleveland's favorite funny-man/angry Browns fan, has made another excellent video...Mike has pulled out his big, funny, sick of this bullshit, hard cock, and slammed it right up in the Browns' stupid ass...
Great job!
Mike Polk Jr. once again, saying what needs to be said!
Who's up for some Horse Play? Why not, the BCS is full of Horse Shit! Yes, I'm sure it will be the big topic all over the blogosphere...The NCAA Football Championship game is going to be a rematch between LSU and Alabama...Rematch? This shit is truly retarded...Those who argue in favor of the BCS say that it works because it all about the games that are played...Well clearly it's not, because these two teams already played, and LSU won...There is no need for this game...'Bama, Saban, and their shitty kickers already showed they can't beat LSU...Next please!
Who should be next? Well based on who played who, and who beat who, and what the records are, there is no doubt in my mind that Oklahoma State should be playing LSU for the title...But people are in so much aww of the SEC and keep saying they have the best talent, so of course the polls are going to push for two SEC teams in the Championship game...
Now if you look at the SEC standing and stats, half the conference just sucks...Just like half the Big Ten sucks...Just like half the Big-12 sucks...75% of the PAC-12 sucks...All but 2 teams in the ACC suck...And all of the Big East sucks! So is this love affair with the SEC justified? I don't think so!
But this topic is an annoying topic that seems to come up almost every year, because this fucked up system works so well!
So this weekend, the Beeze family started celebrating our oldest daughter's birthday at a fundraiser for my childhood parish...Nothing like a little Breakfast with Santa to get in a festive mood...
The kids had fun making ornaments, listening to stories that Mrs. Claus was reading, and of course, sitting down with the big guy...
After that I got the baby down for a nap and got ready to watch some football...I really liked seeing the guy I've been hyping for the Heisman, Robert Griffin III get some National TV time...
And again, he did what he has done all year long...He lit people up...As a matter of fact, he lit up the Texas Longhorns...
The fact that it has taken this long for the National Media to give him any love is ridiculous...Dude has thrown for 3,998 yards, with a 72.4 completion percentage, 36 TD's and only 6 INT's...He's also rushed for 644 yards and 9 TD's...I'll gladly take him over Andrew Luck!
Then Sunday came...We had our daughter's birthday party...A couple hours of kid madness, and then we came home and got some quiet...The baby was napping and the other two played quietly...I was making dinner and listening to the radio, while the wife watched some shitty show on TV...Then 4 o'clock came, and the Browns game started...Every time the Browns play the Ravens I think about Steve Everritt, and what a cool guy he was, and how proud he was to be a Brown, even after they moved...
But, the game started, and it was hard to be proud to be a Browns fan again...Mike Polk wasn't lying when he called Browns Stadium a "Factory of Sadness"...
My thoughts on this week's game was summed up in 3 of my tweets...
-every week the Browns find a way to keep it ugly...So many hours wasted watching this crap!
-Browns offense is awful. McCoy looks like crap. WR's drop everything he gets to them. OL is a train wreck. I'm done wasting my time
-Even Cribbs looks like a lump of shit...Glad he got that big contract extension...Twat!
Yeah, that's it...A friend of mine broke it down pretty well too...
tylerwhidden -"Browns suck. Plain and simple. It's like a conspiracy against fandom. Every time the Browns play, an abortion happens"
That's all I have on the Sports world for right now...I mentioned listening to the radio earlier...I spent any free time I had listening to the Opie and Anthony channel on XM this weekend...All weekend they did a tribute to their friend Patrice_O'Nealwho passed away last week...O'Neal was a smart and hilarious comic, who was just, finally getting the recognition he deserved...He's already greatly missed...I'm going to listen to some more now...
That's how I like them...Pasty-white...Boots...Short skirt...Mouth wide open and ready...Ahhh, the good ole days...
The past week I have been all over the Penn State mess...A serious topic, that I take very personally...When I sat down to write this Monday's post I didn't really want to get into that...But I'm sitting here unsure of what to write about...
I was work during the first half of the Browns game...On my way home, I noticed my one neighbor who is always got a group of people watching the game in his pimped out garage, and grilling away, wasn't open for business today...Maybe more and more people are feeling like me...Why waste our time on this garbage team...Instead of watching the second half, the Little Beeze and I went outside and tossed the football around...
Later in the evening on the phone with my brother, I found out the Browns lost in another new, and fucking retarded way...Yep, Mike Polk was right last week...
I saw the Ravens lost to the Seahawks...What a fucking Jekyll and Hyde team that is...Holy Shit, the Browns even beat the Seahawks!
The Fighting Irish rolled Maryland Saturday night...I was glad to see that, but I expected it...The Terps suck...Andrew Luck may have blown his Heisman chances, as he and his Stanford teammates got taken to school by Oregon...Every one's favorite team to hate, Boise State lost to TCU...Second year in a row that Kellen Moore and crew had their hopes dashed because their kicker choked on a big fat one...
The UFC was on FOX Saturday night...And well, they blew it...30 minutes of hype instead of an under card or two...Then the main event...1 minute and change later, it was over...Not the best way to sell the product to people who don't know it well...
Okay, so I crashed hard into a wall of writer's block...So if you missed any of my posts from last week I'll link you up...
The last couple weeks I've been going off on how awful the Cleveland Browns have been...Including calling for fans to stop wasting their money on such a horrible product...Well after Sunday's embarrassing performance against the Texans, Cleveland comic, Mike Polk took to the streets and expressed his thoughts, and the thoughts of so many of us on the Browns...
It's funny because it's true...Adding to the humor, Polk is out there rocking the jersey of Butch Davis' best draft pick ever...Long Snapper, Ryan Pontbriand!
Polk's "Factory of Sadness" hit a home run, and just hours later, the image at the top, Cleveland Browns Stadium turned "Factory of Sadness" was born...The video has hit news shows, and is all over Facebook and Twitter...Mike Polk finally getting some love...Too bad the Browns have to suck so bad for Polk to get some attention.
