So this past week I went silent...I haven't posted a blog since last Monday Moaning...I did little on Twitter or Facebook...Just needed a bit of a break...Plus it's been busy here...These couple weeks are busy at the Fish House, so I've been trying to get more sleep instead of being up until 2:00AM and then getting up with the kids at 6:30AM...
Then there's getting ready for Christmas...And we had a birthday last week...It's already been a year since this picture was taken of my baby girl laying on my chest the night she was born...
Now look at here swinging in the cool December air...
Here she is busting a move with Frosty the Snowman...
Sometimes blogging just has to take a backseat to shit like that...Now let's get into some sports...We'll start with the shitty Browns...Yeah, they lost again Sunday, in OT to Arizona...Whatever...I want to talk about how Mike Holmgren has been doing his job as President of the Browns...For guy making nearly 10 million dollars a year, he really sucks...Twice he has addressed the media this year...Both times after the media and fans have raised their voices about where is this guy, what is he doing, and why is he on radio shows in Seattle instead of Cleveland...
In his press conference last week he informed us that "NO ONE" on the Browns medical staff, or coaching staff knew that Colt McCoy had his brain caved in by James Harrison..."No One saw him get hit in the head." How is it that the Browns staff are the only people on Earth who didn't see that hit!?! I guess they all have their heads up their asses!
Then Fatty Holmgren got pissy with the media for questioning him, and what he's doing...Earlier that day, long time Cleveland Plain Dealer columnist Bud Shaw took Holmgren to task, saying that it doesn't matter who's in charge, "it's business as usual." He also eluded to what many of us think...Fatty is just collecting a check...And that was mild compared to what some of the radio guys were saying...So fatty got pissed at the media and said, "You're either with us, or you're not, so remember that when you come looking for extra playoff tickets."
WHAT!?! How the fuck is this guy talking about playoffs!?! This team is so far from that it's unreal...And you know what Fatty...It's the media's job to question you...And true fans should question you...True fans get pissed after watching a team suck year after year...No one is going to kneel down and kiss your ring...Why? Because you didn't win it here fat fuck!
-So how about those Packers...My pal Ryan has been harping on me all year to write up some love for his Packers...So I was watching them play the Chiefs Sunday, and planning on hyping a perfect season...But then, I noticed after every play that a guy made a first down, he was doing that stupid, hand gesture, showing he did his job...I already hated the Clay Matthews Jr. sack celebration, so now I was getting annoyed, and rooting against them...I didn't actually think the Chiefs would hold on, but damn...They D'ed up big time...Kept Rogers uncomfortable all day, and their offense just kept plugging away at that weak Packers defense...And the '72 Dolphins rejoiced!
- Then there was Jesus Tebow...Now last time I checked the Scripture, Jesus was the son of God...Tebow, I may give the Holy Spirit...But Sunday he, and his Broncos teammates, saw God...Tom fucking Brady...He's gotta be the closest thing to the almighty...All he does his shine up his Super Bowl rings, and MVP's...Sling it like a cock-strong, mother fucker...Win...And speaking of cock-strong, he created life with not only a hot actress, but also his super model wife...Shit, he sounds like the Holy Trinity to me!
Yeah, it's nice to see Tebow, Denver, and the Tebow followers, get a dose of reality! If your boy Timmy is such a miracle worker, and has the ear of God, then why is he wasting his time with Football...Go cure Cancer with your magical powers!
-Christmas time means something else besides, shopping, and gifts, and parties...It means here comes the non-stop 3 week parade of College Football Bowl Games...This week we get into the madness with plenty of average teams going at it to make a few extra bucks...I'm dogging on them, but I'll be watching a bit of Florida Int. vs. Marshall on Tuesday night...
-Now with it being Christmas time, we here a lot of the same old songs...And I love the classics, but I thought I'd share a few from one of my favorite bands...You don't think of Pearl Jam as a Christmas tune band, bu they do some good ones...Some unique tunes...I hope you enjoy...
Well welcome to a special Cheerleader edition of the Hump Day Hits! My pal B-Dub was mad that I didn't mention the South Carolina Gamecocks in my first College Football Preview, so this next pic is for him...
So Cleveland's Favorite Douche did an interview, and took his shots at Cavs owner Dan Gilbert...That's fine, you two children can keep arguing in the sand box...Then when asked about Cleveland and growing up near by, "The King" said this...
"It's not far, but it is far. And Clevelanders, because they were the bigger-city kids when we were growing up, looked down on us.… So we didn't actually like Cleveland. We hated Cleveland growing up. There's a lot of people in Cleveland we still hate to this day."
Well there you have it people, for those who don't understand how he could have left, there's one reason...Never mind the clues he gave by wearing a Yankees cap to an Indians game, or a Cowboys jersey to a Browns game...He hates Cleveland and Clevelanders...Get it dummies!
That's okay, people are getting pretty sick of him too...He was just recently at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, which if you like Roller Coasters, it's the place to go...He had to hire 4 of Sandusky's finest to escort him around for the day...He's fucking huge, and he doesn't feel safe...DOUCHE! The crowd let him have it when he played a little free-throw shooting game...DOUCHE!
He also sucked ass at a three point shooting contest...DOUCHE!
In other stories of Douchebaggery...Brett Favre is coming back...I know, fucking shocker, right!?! All it took was a little extra cash, and a couple weeks away from camp...I hope he breaks both his legs on the first play of the season.
The next topic I was gonna leave alone, but I can't...The once great publication, best known for it's in depth coverage of Baseball, The Sporting News, which over the last few years turned into nothing more then a rough piece of toilet paper, now has revamped their website, which has been in a steady decline for a couple years...And I don't mean revamped in a good way...It looks as though what many of us saw coming is happening...They are cutting ties with the blogging community, and members can't even comment their crappy staff writers work...What the site is becoming is sad...Full of ads, videos instead of quality writing, with more ads, and links to other sites for content...Speaking of links, here's ONE with more info on it...
When I saw this happening a song popped in my head..."Baba O' Riley" by The Who..."I don't need to fight, to prove I'm right." But I don't mind it, and I love being right...Let's see how well Pearl Jame covers it...
Now, since I did my College Football Preview last Saturday,(I'll be doing a second one this week as well) I've been looking at a lot of Cheerleaders...So for this week's big question, we're gonna go to the PAC-10...On this fine Hump Day, which set of these PAC-10 Cheerleaders would you most like to bury yourself in...
