Unreal...It seems we can't go a couple weeks without some public figure in the sports world being outed for being a kid toucher...I saw it on DEADSPIN today that this fat ass Philadelphia Daily News Sports Columnist made a habit of getting his creep on with kids...Family members' kids, friends of his kids...Boys and girls both...
When I first saw him on ESPN's "The Sports Reporters" I knew right away, I hated him...I just assumed it was because he was a Philly guy...We all know how I hate Philly sports/fans...So their reporters have to be assholes as well, right? I guess so...At least this one...It doesn't matter what the fuck he ever wrote about sports in Philly...Read those accounts in Deadspin, and you'll hate the fat bastard too...
And for the parents who found out, and just gave him a stern warning, and kept their kids away from him from then on...You're assholes too...The damage was already done, and you didn't do enough...How you don't get the police involved, I just don't understand...Actually, I don't understand why no one killed him...Let me make this clear...Anyone ever messes with any of my kids, they're dead...And no one will ever find the body.
Well, Thanksgiving has passed so now the mad Christmas rush starts...It's bad enough that stores had Christmas stuff out before Halloween, but now the crazy starts strong...Like all the nut-jobs obsessed with all the deals they can get on Black Friday...I saw this picture, and I had to use it...
I haven't been the biggest supporter of the Occupy Wall Street movement...Mainly because there was no real leadership, or focus...I got what some of the people were talking about, but it was overshadowed too much by the ass-hats that kept getting camera time...But the picture says a lot...The Occupy people were shit on for what they did...Probably by many of these fuck-stains that act like lunatics on Black Friday...Fuck that, I'd rather pat full price, or get a good Christmas Eve sale!
Now before I get into any Sports shit...Here is my REVIEW of an over-hyped, shitty, Grilled Cheese joint...What fucking assholes!
So now we move on to sports...Saturday was the big Ohio State vs. Michigan game...No I don't say Meeeeeeeechigan...I hate them, but that just looks, and sounds stupid when people do that...Now, I also hate Ohio State so I didn't really care about the game...And this year's game just wasn't as hyped as in years past, with OSU having a down year and Michigan getting themselves back on track...So I took the baby for a walk, and then we took a nap...We woke up with a minute and change left in the game...The Buckeyes lost for the first time in 7 years, or something like that...
After that I jumped online and started seeing the tweets and facebook updates...Buckeye fan blowing it off like it was no big deal...Listing their excuses why they lost...Neglecting to list that the big reason that caused so many of those small reasons was that Coach Tressel let his players break NCAA rules, tried to hide it and lied about it, and brought down a proud program in a matter of months...But Buckeye fan doesn't care...They are blogging, and tweeting, and talking about how Urban Meyer is coming to Columbus to save them...
The same Urban Meyer who had a large number of players at Florida get busted for breaking NCAA rules...The same Urban Meyer who quit twice in one year because of health reasons, and wanted to spend time with his family...So it's rumored Ohio State is throwing a huge 7 year deal at him...I wonder if he'll actually make it through that contract...Don't get me wrong, Meyer was a great coach...If you look what he did before Florida, you can see that...He made BGSU a MAC power, then he turned Utah around, and made Alex Smith a first round draft pick...But OSU fan, I see him doing one of two things...Getting your program in more trouble, or quitting in 4 years after being run down again...Oh, and of course, he actually has to take the job...So far, everything has just been speculation...
And don't give me shit for be critical of your damn teams...If you've read me before you know I'm just as honest and critical of my teams...Not all of us go through life with rose colored glasses...So with that, The Notre Dame Fighting Irish went to Stanford to take on Andrew Luck and company...And in the first half, they looked like shit...I thought it was going to be a blow out...Then coach Kelly got that stiff QB Tommy Rees out of there, and put Freshman QB Andrew Hendrix in...Hendrix is perfect for Kelly's spread offense...He runs like Tebow, but he has a fucking cannon for an arm...
Hendrix, along with help from the defense got the Irish back in the game...They lost 28-14, but at least they kept it respectable...
Sunday we put up our Christmas tree, and broke out some decorations...The kids were fired up about it...In the background, The Cleveland Browns were searching out another way to lose a game...Holy shit these receivers drop a lot of passes! Then with less then 2 minutes left...The Browns can take the lead with a field goal...And for the second time in 3 weeks, Butch Davis' best draft pick, long snapper, Ryan Pontbriand fucked up the snap, and Phil Dawson missed the kick...Dude use to be a clutch kicker, and now his snapper is choking and he's pushing kicks wide...Unreal!
Then the Patriots kicked the shit out of "The Dream Team" from Philly...The Eagles looked so bad, those animals in Philly are calling for Andy Reid's big fat head...What took you idiots so long...Fucking guy is grossly overrated...Oh, and as a father he produces quality kids...You know, those two drug dealing sons of his...What? Too Soon? Fuck you! Fuck him! and Fuck his criminal sons! You know what, fuck his wife and her criminal producing gash too!
Speaking of Philly shit heads...The Rangers and Flyers had a warm up for their Winter Classic match up...Lundqvist threw a shutout, and of course some punches were thrown too...
Oh, did you see the Broncos won again? That's right, the lord and savior, Tim Tebow has gotten another win under his belt...Sure, he didn't play defense...Sure he didn't play special teams, but he sure as shit is going to get all the credit from the ass-hats on ESPN and the NFL Network, and from radio talking heads...'Fucking Tebow wins another game, put his ass in the Hall of Fame!'
I know, I'm so negative...So I'll close on a positive...I tweeted a link to this video on Thanksgiving, saying how thankful I am for this little girl...I'm thankful for all my kids, and my wife, and family and friends...But she was singled out, because she was unexpected, and to be honest, for a few minutes when I first found out she was on the way, I didn't want her...Now, I can't imagine my life without her...I can't believe she's almost a year old...
Yes you bastards, this post is for the city of not so brotherly love...After watching the Boston Bruins sweep the Flyers, all I could do is smile, and think about how you and your revolving door of shitty goalies just suck ass...
Hey Boston's own Bill Burr, give it to these fuckers again!
Well, Christmas has come and gone, but the T&A lasts forever!
Now normally I get bummed out Christmas night...You know, after all that planning, shopping, playing Santa, cooking, and all the other shit, then boom, it's over...Be back next year! But this time around, I was just relaxed, and glad the day was done...Everyone was in bed, and me and the baby sat in my chair...Apparently her favorite place to sleep is in the crook of my arm...So we chilled and watched "The Empire Strikes Back."
As for Christmas day, the kids had a blast...They both got iPod touches, which has been buying us some serious peace...But as I was loading them up with apps and shit, I started getting pissed at the fact that I don't have one of these...Little Beeze better not fuck up, or I'm taking his away...Oh, and I did put the "Bleep" app on there, so maybe he can self-edit his swearing! But the gift that got him the most fired up...Of course it was a Shark!
He loves that thing...He also got shark toys, and a shark pillow, and shark pj's...It was a sharky Christmas here...
The wife hooked me up with a sweet Keurig coffee maker, the complete series of "The Wire" and a killer BJ!
Moving on, in case anyone missed Mo's Fesitvus Awards, you check them out HERE...Yes, I'm linking this to toot my own horn, as the Beeze won Blogger of the year for the second year in a row!
In sports, the Vikings and Eagles game was pushed from Sunday night, to Tuesday night, because of snow...I'm sorry, but you don't cancel, or postpone a Football game for snow...Actually, I'm not sorry...Fuck that! If I'm NBC, I'm really pissed...The NFL wants us to give up Sunday night prime-time, and move to Tuesday night, because it's snowing...Something tells me the advertisers may want some cash back...And I have to believe they would have gotten even more casual viewers to tune in, just because the game was being played in a blizzard...I know I would have had it on...Tuesday, I won't...
The NFL is saying, that they did this for the safety of the fans in Philly...Maybe, but guess what...Fuck the fans...If they can't handle driving in the snow, and the city can't keep up with clearing the roads, fuck'em! This is Football...It gets played in all conditions...It doesn't change the fact that the rest of the country would have been watching...And Philly fans are assholes anyways, so if a few bite it on the way home, you did the world a favor!
But should we be surprised? Over the last few years we've seen the NFL pussifying the league more and more...Now they don't want fans to drive in the snow...Bullshit! The NFL shit the bed, again! Pussies!
Speaking of pussies...The Browns name fit well Sunday...They looked like a steaming pile of shit...A lot of people have been fired up about Colt McCoy...Well Ed Reed took Colt to school Sunday, picking him off twice...Colt threw another pick as well...I can't blame the defense much at all either...Hard to keep points off the board when the other team starts with the ball in your end of the field...And the heat got turned up even more on Coach Mangina, as he went to the locker room at halftime with two timeouts, as the team was driving...Clock management has been awful all year...Then he opens the second half with an onside kick, that the Browns didn't get, putting the defense in the hole again...I thing Mangina sealed his fate with this one...Now the big question in town is, will Holmgren want to coach, or will he hire one of his buddies for the job?
I swear to God, the off season in Cleveland is more exciting than the regular season...
I don't know how many people are watching HBO's Penguins/Capitals, 24/7 show, but apparently Capitals head coach Bruce Boudreau wants the world to know, that Rex Ryan isn't the only overrated, fat-ass, head coach, who says fuck all the time...This guy gets it into one sentence 12 times...He's a fuck dropping machine...Besides that, it's not a bad show...Kinda cool to see some of that behind the scenes shit...
That's it for now...I hope everyone had a great Christmas...Would have been better if she showed up...
