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In the last episode...
Of our continuing saga...
A particular quarterback...
Was separated from the love of his life...
And headed toward a new relationship...
And...
A particular head coach...
Was making plans...
To lead his team to the promised land...
In their home city...
On a Super Day...
Next February...
And...
Another particular head coach...
Was promising the world...
To everyone who would listen...
But laid an egg instead...
Yes, ladies and gentlemen...
Welcome to...
Peyton...
Payton...
and Peyton Place...
An NFL Production...
You see...
All the other sports have shut down this week...
No March Madness...
No NBA regular season...
No hockey...
No baseball spring training...
Because...
All have been pre-empted by America’s only sport...
Professional footboll...
A tear falls...
As Peyton Manning and the Colts part ways...
Many suitors come to the table...
Including a team...
That already has a Hall of Fame quarterback...
Tim Tebow...
What???
Shun The Chosen One for a mere mortal???
How can it be???
But, yes...
It did happen, didn’t it???
And just as the ink dries...
The Grand Poobah of the NFL....
Roger the Codger...
Wields his hammer...
And captures his own bounty...
Striking many blows...
Including a one year knockout...
To New Orleans coach...
Sean Payton...
With others left strewn...
All over the place...
Including a dream of playing in the Super Bowl...
This coming year...
On home turf...
NOT!!!
Leaving one to question...
Who’s gonna be the Interim Head Coach???
Dog???
And also...
Nearly simultaneously...
The Broncos send The Chosen One to the Big Apple...
To The Zoo York Jets...
A soap opera in its own right...
To film the latest version of...
The Odd Couple...
Rex Ryan and Tim Tebow...
Lord knows...
Who-da thunk that???
And so...
The soap opera continues...
Next week...
When...
To the chagrin of many...
An old friend returns...
Passing footballs in his Wrangler jeans...
Upstaging this week’s principals...
While hogging air time...
On the Entertainment and Sports Programming Network...
And proclaiming...
That he may indeed return...
For the umpteenth time...
And just when you think it won’t happen...
It probably will...
Because this is the NFL...
America’s Reality TV Landlord...
In reality...
We are just its tenants...
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