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Just a day dreamin’ the other day...
Wonderin’ what it would be like for the rest of my life...
Don’t think I could take it...
So I decided to reduce it to the next five years...
Then I had to make the big decision...
Who do I pick???
And who can I stand to live without...
Amongst my many favorite teams...
Clippers, Lakers, Chargers, Kings, Aztec football...
Once I pick I can’t go back...
For five looooooong year...
You are cordially invited to join me...
And select only one team...
Just one team you can watch and follow for the next five years...
And you have no access to the other ones...
No access whatsoever...
Read the paper, it ain’t in there...
Watch TV...
Just a snowy picture...
Same for that radio station...
It ain’t there either...
Who do you love the most???
Who can’t you live without...
And the others just don’t exist...
For five years...
You won’t even know when they’re playing...
Or not playing...
So...
Imagine the off-season...
The loooooooong off-season...
If you pick a basketball team
You can’t watch the other sports...
Not just your team...
But the entire sport...
Well...
Maybe we could let you watch the other sports...
Or maybe not...
But not your team in that sport...
Is your absolute favorite team in your absolute favorite sport???
Tough choice???
Will it be based on how well that team is playing at the time???
Or will you pick a crummy team in your favorite sport???
I must say...
This is a tough one for me...
Baseball is my favorite sport...
That’s my generation...
But there’s nothing like going to a hockey game...
Or sitting in the stands with my season tickets...
Watching SDSU...
My college football alma mater...
If I don’t pick a college basketball team...
I miss March Madness...
Do I mind missing the Super Bowl???
Or the World Series???
The Stanley Cup...
Could I bear not getting to watch???
The dreaded Pro Bowl???
And...
As with any challenge like this...
There must be an *asterisk...
A disclaimer...
*Your actual mileage may vary...
*Member FDIC...
*If it lasts for more than four hours, call a doctor...
Okay...
One more thing...
Soccer doesn’t count...
You can’t pick a soccer team...
Because most soccer fans are one-sporters...
The wouldn’t miss the other sports any ways...
And that’s not fair to the rest of us...
Does that hurt you soccer fans???
Then fall down and fake an injury...
So...
Who’s your pick???
Are you going for quantity???
162 baseball games???
Or quality???
A four month college football season...
As for me...
I will pass on the Clippers and the Chargers...
I will miss the Clips...
But I can definitely live without the Bolts...
Especially after being Norved to death the last few years...
It’s between the Angels and the Kings...
And if I don’t take the Halos...
What do I do during the summer months???
Hmmm...
I could go to a minor league park???
Does that count???
I’ll count it...
I’m the boss here...
I’ll pass on the Angels...
So the only one left is...
GO! KINGS! GO!
dvt
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