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Jerry Jones Books Tractor Pull at Cowboys Stadium for Super Bowl Sunday
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Jerry Jones Books Tractor Pull at Cowboys Stadium for Super Bowl Sunday

BY DJ GALLO / NOVEMBER 1, 2010

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has announced that The Great Texas Tractor Pull will be held this February 6th at Cowboys Stadium.

“I am excited to announce this all-day event,” said Jones. “I really want to showcase Cowboys Stadium to tractor pull fans of the world.”

Super Bowl XLV had been scheduled for the stadium on the same date, but Jones says that event will have to be held elsewhere.

“It’s an unfortunate conflict for the NFL folks. But I don’t think the Super Bowl will have a problem finding a new host,” said Jones. “There are several good high school stadiums near here that they could use. I think one of them even has a nice FieldTurf surface.”

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has been frantically calling Jones in hopes of getting him to change his mind.

“He’s not budging,” said Goodell. “He says that if the Cowboys aren’t playing in the Super Bowl at Cowboys Stadium, then no one is playing in the Super Bowl at Cowboys Stadium. At least I think that’s what he was saying. He was drunk and was driving a monster truck, so it was kind of hard to hear him.”

Jones says the highlight of The Great Texas Tractor Pull will be when Wade Phillips’ limbs are affixed to four different tractors and he is torn apart.

“That will be much more exciting than any Super Bowl could be. Yeeeeeee-ha!” said Jones, firing a shot gun wildly into the air out of the window of his luxury box.

 
The Nutball Gazette--"The Expert" week 8 Picks
Category: NFL
Tags: "Know it all" NFL Picks

 

 

 

The Nutball Gazette-Week 8 Picks

 Week 8 Picks, I made 2 brain-dead picks and I knew it at the time and I lost both
 
Sorry for late picks, Very Tough week for me and my family
 
Last Week 8-6
Season an awful 54-50
 
Byes--Falcons, Bears, Browns, Ravens, Eagles, Giants
 
Redskins-24 @ Lions-20 (Shaky going with this pick, Lions are better than record and Skins are only a so-so team)
 
Titans-27 @ Chargers-20 (Chargers should be 5-2 or 4-3 with the talent, but they play stupid football and are poorly coached)
 
Bills-17 @ Chiefs-27 (Bills had their one huge game, no way they play that well 2 games in a row and the Chiefs may be as good as the record shows)
 
Bucs-17 @ Cardinals-23 (Neither team is as good as the record indicates, Go with the Home team)
 
Broncos-20 vs 49rs-17 @London--After this Game #10 Downing Street and Queen Elizabeth will declare war against the USA for us sending them these 2 teams)
 
Vikings-14 @ Patriots-38 (Brett Favre playing? He can't move, He will throw one early TD pass that will make you say wow, But the Patriots will hound him by forcing several fumbles and Ints, and probably knock Favre out of the game and more than likely into Retirement)
 
Dolphins-23 @ Bengals-17 (Dolphins end Marvin Lewis's coaching stint in Cincinnati)
 
Seahawks-24 @ Raiders-13 (Raiders used up all their points of the year in Denver, Seahawks are one of the big surprises of the year)
 
Panthers-16 @ Cards-23 (Rams continue to amaze and surprise people and Panthers will show they are really awful)
 
Jaguars-13 @ Cowboys-20 (Jaguars is another team not as good as record indicates, Cowboys defensive talent will allow them to squeeze by Jags, If Cowboys lose and lets up alot of points you have to believe that the decision will be made to fire Phillips and it cannot wait to show the fans that something will be done about the under-performing Cowboys)
 
Packers-17 @ Jets-27 (Too many injuries for Packers and Jets seem to be clicking now and some say Revis is Healthy)
 
SUNDAY NIGHT
 
Steelers-23 @ Saints-16 (Saints still are hungover from last year and Steeler defense will hound Brees into several more mistakes).
 
 
MONDAY NIGHT
 
Texans-24 @ Colts-30 (The Texans seem to be missing something and Colts are not the team they have been in the past, Going with the Home Team, Not enough guts to pick the Ravens)
 
Biblical Farside
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The Nutball Gazette--World Series Predictions
Category: MLB

 

The Nutball Gazette--World Series Predictions

Well "The Expert" is back with his Stone Cold Bet the Mortgage predictions tat cannot go wrong, The thing about "The Expert" is he has given bad advise
 
Here is the Proof.
 
AL PLAYOFFS--(Pre Season)
White Sox (WC) over Angels--4
Yankees over Tigers--4
ALCS--Yankees over White Sox--6
NL Playoffs
Phillies over Giants--3
Braves (WC) over Cardinals--5
NLCS
Phillies over Braves--6
WORLD SERIES
YANKEES OVER PHILLIES IN 7 GAMES (Oops Missed it by that much)
 
My Picks at the Beginning of the Playoffs
AL
Twins over Yankees in 4
Rays over Rangers in 5
NL
Phils over Reds in 4
Giants over Braves in 3
ALCS
Twins over Rays in 7
Phils over Giants in 5
World Series
Phillies over Twins in 6
 
You see How great "The Expert" is?
 
Then the Picks for the ALCS and NLCS--
 
Phillies in 5
 
I say Yankees in 6. (You always can count on "The Expert")
 
Now for this year's World Series Picks. ("The Expert"s picks has shown you that it is a guarantee for you to get rich with these Picks
 
Rangers have Cliff Lee who is on the verge of becoming among if not the best post season pitcher ever. They have the great story of Josh Hamilton who was highly touted as a kid and almost destroyed his life with drug addiction and has come back as a truly great player who everyone has to root for.
 
Giants have "The Freak" Tim Lincecum who when you look at him you would say he must be the as a great of a surfer as Kelly Slater (Local Brevard County Fl. Kid)
 
For people who are from the Brevard County area this is also a battle of Melbourne's Bruce Bochy and Merritt Islands Clint Hurdle
 
Now for the Pick. I see Cliff Lee pitching in Games 1 and 5 (I think he should go 1-4-7) Rangers have explosive hitting
Giants have a great deep rotation and a Solid Bullpen and a lock-down Closer They do not have the explosive bats But they do score when given a chance, I think this will come down to who makes mistakes in the field and gives extra outs or bases.
So with 4 games in San Francisco it means Vlad in the Outfield for 4 games, and that is the difference, I see Vlad making a mistake that cost Texas a game. and in games 2 2,3 and 4 The Giants have the edge in pitching winning 2 of them, Lincecum wins at least 1 time vs Lee in a 1-0 or 2-1 game,
 
So the Prediction is
 
Giants in 6
 
Rambling Thoughts of a Nutball
Category: NFL
Tags: NFL Brett Favre Brad Childress MLB Yankees Phillies Mets

 

Rambling Thoughts of a Nutball

 

 I put this under NFL but also MLB, NHL, and NBA (Whatever the heck that is)

 

Lock this. Either Brett Favre will be benched, Retire or Brad Childress will be fired in the next 48 Hours
 
Look for Jack Del Rio to be fired after next weeks game and Mike Singletary to be fired if the49rs lose next Sunday
 
Broncos Coach Josh McDaniels had better start showing progress soon or he will be gone after the season
 
Marvin Lewis has to be in trouble and Carson Palmer had better start showing something or he will be gone
 
The New Orleans Aints are back
 
And then there is Norv Turner, He will be gone by seasons end or quicker
 
World Series might be a compelling one, Giant great pitching and timely hitting with Rangers with a Great Starter (Cliff Lee) some other pretty good pitchers and some great hitters,
 
Yankees and Phillies fans are playing the blame game (A-Rod and Ryan Howard) But this turned out to be the best week for Mets Fans since October 1986
 
NHL-It is too early to tell what is going on, Lightning shows some life
 
NBA--zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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