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Breaking News--Biggest Day in Orlando Magic History Coming
Category: NBA
Tags: Really Historic Achievement Toilet

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Magic to conduct Amway Center toilet test Sept. 8 
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Grab a handle and a plunger. It's time to flush all the toilets at Amway Center.

Grab a plunger AND a handle, Orlando Magic fans. It’s time to test the toilets at the Orlando Magic’s new Amway Center home.

In an event billed as the “Drano Royal Flush”, Orlando Magic president Alex Martins, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer and students from Nap Ford Elementary school will simultaneously flush 443 toilets at the new arena at 10 a.m., Sept. 8. The team says more than 150 people will be involved in this task of tasks.

Bathroom capacity will be of primary concern for Magic fans, particularly those who’ve grown weary of standing in line to use the loo. The old Amway Arena only feature four men’s and women’s restrooms apiece. Lines were long. Bladders were challenged.

No worries. Amway Center will feature 19 women’s restrooms and 18 men’s restrooms … a change we can all believe in.

Happy flushing.

P.S. If you don’t get the “grab a handle” reference, it’s referring to the Magic’s team motto entering the 2009-2010 season. Let’s hope Otis Smith conjures up something better than “grab a plunger” for 2010-2011.

P.P.S. Tidy Bowl Man beware. You’re going down!

The Nutball Gazette--Breaking News--Audio Of Roger Clemens in Court Today
Category: MLB
Tags: Humor Roger Clemens MLB

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MONDAY, AUGUST 30, 2010

Breaking News--Say Goodbye to the NHL
Category: NHL
Tags: NHL Lockout Donald Fehr Things of the past.

 

 "The Nutball Gazette"

 

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2010

Breaking News--Say Goodbye to the NHL

 
Breaking News--The National Hockey League Players Association (NHLPA) has agreed to hire Former MLB Baseball Players Association Executive Director Donald (Fear) Fehr to head its Association.
 
Fehr who some credit with leading to Baseball Peace the past 16 years but in fact lead Baseball along with Partner Bud Selig to a Work Stoppage that led to the Cancellation of the rest of the 1994 Season along with the Worl Series.
 
We all know that The NHL had a Lockout/Work Stoppage following the 2004 Season that lead to the cancellation of the entire season.
 
Donld Fehr has shown no fear to do anything he can to get his way and along with NHL Commissioner Gary (The Village Idiot) Bettman will probably lead to another Lockout/Strike, and IMHO that may destroy the NHL as we know it,
If this happens I can see anywhere from 6 to 18 teams and maybe forcing the league to as little as a 8 to 10 team league.
 
I can see answers to trivia questions being WT Grants, Bohack, Woolworths, Zayre's Montgomery Wards, Horn and Hardart Automats, Ramblers, Burger Chef, Chicken Delight, A & S and of course the National Hockey League.
 
Funeral for the NHL will be somewhere between Summer 2013 to Summer 2014
 
RIP NHL.
 
Another Look at this Story from The Bleacher Report
 
 
The Nutball Gazette--Vin Scully is Returning
Category: MLB

 

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Rambling thoughts of a "Nutball" about Sports, and other STUFF Too by Editor, and Head Writer "The Expert"

 

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 22, 2010

Vin Scully is Coming Back

 
Great news today as Vin Scully has announced he is coming back for his
62nd season as a Dodger Broadcaster, Today there is not one person close to Vin Scully who at age
82 is just as good as he ever was, I only wish Fox would dump Buck and McCarver and let Vin do the World Series by himself, We would get better play by play and better commentary without hearing stupid useless babble that McCarver provides
 
The reason he is coming back??
 
He recalled how his parents, once retired, used to look out of the window of their home and guess what type of vehicle would drive by next. He talked about the boredom he felt during the strike in 1994.

And there was another thing.

"Now that they have Rod Barajas, that was the clincher," Scully quipped.

Barajas, a little-known catcher, is a player the Dodgers acquired off waivers on Sunday.

dylan.hernandez@latimes.com
 

 
 

Bob Sheppard Passes away this morning
Category: MLB

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