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"The Expert" Knows Math
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"The Expert" Knows Math

No One Knows math like "The Expert" going into week 15 he was 126-82
 
Then he went 8-8 and he wrote he was 144-90, (Brilliant Addition)
 
so he goes 8-8 again and claims to go to 152-92.
 
Me thinks his math skills has been on Steroids
 
He is actually now 144-92.
The Nutball Gazette--"The Expert" week 17 Picks
Category: NFL

 

The Nutball Gazette-Week 17 Picks by "The Expert

The Nutball Gazette-Week 17 Picks by "The Expert
 
The Last week and all who have been following knows I stared off with a 59-58 record. then "The Expert" went on a 67-23 record,
 
Since then "The Expert" has gone 16-16
 
Well what we found out to paraphrase Dennis Greenhttp://www.hark.com/clips/jctjlmgyqs-are-who-we-thought-they-were
is that "The Expert" is "Who we Thought he Was"-----El Stinko
 
Last Week 8-8
Season--152-92
 
All Sunday Games this week
 
Panthers-12 @ Falcons-24 (Falcons playing for #1 seed)
 
Steelers-26 @ Browns-33 (Browns play for pride while the Steelers do rest some of the players at least part of the game)
 
Vikings-26 @ Lions-17 (Vikings are playing hard for Frazier and will beat a hard fighting Lions team and who knows Brett Favre just may play)
 
Raiders-23 @ Chiefs-16 (Raiders can become a .500 team for the 1st time since the year they went to the Super Bowl, Chiefs need the win to assure a 3rd seed, however they have the playoffs assured and will likely rest Cassel for part of the game)
 
Dolphins-10 @ Patriots-31 (Though the Dolphins are 6-1 on the road, and the Patriots have nothing to play for the Patriots do have pride and a killer instinct and will have no mercy for the Dolphins who mya have quit on this coaching staff)
 
Bucs-23 @ Saints-35 (Bucs can get into playoffs with a win and Giant and Packer loss but Saints have a chance for the #1 seed and are playing the 1 PM Game so they will play hard to put pressure on Falcons and Bears, Bucs come up just short in a remarkable season)
 
Bills 13 @ Jets-24 (Jets do not need win and Bills are playing for pride, with no pressure Jets win easily even with 87 year old "OK he is only 40" Mark Brunnell and Kellen Clemens taking snaps)
 
Bengals-13 @ Ravens-28 (Ravens playing for possible division and Bengals despite 2 good games in a row revert to form)
 
Jaguars-13 @ Texans-27 (Jags have a shot at the playoffs but with David Gerrard out and Jones Drew also out they have no offense, even a very poor Texans defense)
 
Giants-24 @ Redskins-17 (Giants have been tumbling out of the sky but will find a way to win against a Redskins team who only had 5 days to get ready and may have quit on Shanahan)
 
Cowboys-16 @ Eagles-27 (Eagles layed an egg on Tuesday and even though they only have 5 days to get ready they are playing a hated division rival, Keven Kolb is auditioning to the rest of the league for a well deserved starting job in the 2011 season, Cowboys may just lay down)
 
Cardinals-10 @ 49s-23 (49rs are playing to stay on a team that may be very good next year)
 
Bears-13 @ Packers-34 (The bears can get #1 seed but they will hold out players for at least part of the game, Packers win and they are in, and they will)
 
Titans-13 @ Colts-26 (Colts need win to assure playoffs and will take a early lead and when they see the Jaguars down then will pull Manning and others but will still win on a team that has given up)
 
Chargers-17 @ Broncos-26 (Think maybe Tebow has another big game and Chargers have nothing to play for)
 
Sunday Night
 
Rams-17 @ Seahawks-26 (Maybe this is just wishful thinking, Rams are a remarkable story and if they can go from 1-15 to the playoffs that would be amazing, but I like the story of a 7-9 Team winning the division and hosting a Playoff game vs a 10+ win team, That will make great Talk-Radio and Blogging alot of fun next Monday)
 
The Nutball Gazette--What was "The Expert" thinking?
Category: Humor
Tags: NFL Humor "The Expert"

 

What was "The Expert" thinking?

 
 
"You can always count on "The Expert" to give you wise words of wisdom. (Well maybe not)
 
Here is the BEST of "The Expert"s wisdom--
 
This years NFL Picks--The BEST of is in Large print.
 
AFC North
 
Ravens--13-3--
*Bengals--10-6-(Wild Card)--What was "The Expert" thinking)
Steelers--8-8--(Brilliant Pick)
Browns--4-12--
 
AFC South
 
Colts--11-5--
*Texans--10-6--(playoffs finally)--Wow, "The Expert" knows his stuff
Titans--7-9--
Jaguars--5-11-- (Can you say the LA Jaguars?)--Another gem from "The Expert"
 
 
AFC Championship
Ravens over Texans--Texans? "The Expert" Nailed that one
 
NFC East
 
Cowboys--10-6--Close! Well maybe not
*Giants--8-8
Redskins--6-10
Eagles--4-12--"The Expert" knew they would be bad
 
NFC-North
 
Packers--12-4--Aaron Rogers makes Green bay forget Favre)
Vikings--8-8--(Favre gets carried from the field Maybe this week)
Lions--6-10--(Big Leap--2012 if played will result in Playoffs)
Bears--5-11--(How does "The Expert" know this stuff)
 
NFC South
 
Saints--11-5
*Falcons--10-6
Panthers--5-11
Bucs--4-12--(Remember the 80s to mid 90s Yuks? they are back)--Well maybe not
 
AFC West
 
49rs--10-6--(Singletary works his magic)
Rams--6-10--(The rams make a huge leap)
Cardinals--5-11
Seahawks--4-12
 
(Actually except for 49rs record this is the best pick "The Expert" made)
 
 
The Nutball Gazette--"The Expert" week 16 Picks
Category: NFL

 

The Nutball Gazette-Week 16 Picks

Merry Christmas to all
 
 
"The Expert" returned last week with a 8-8 week
Season 144-90--Well I guess not too many people did all that great
 
Question? Terrell Owens goes out injured for the Bengals and they won! Freak thing or is he such a distraction that he harms a team even when he has a big statistical day? Just Asking
 
Thursday
 
Carolina-10 @ Steelers-23 (steelers were stunned last week by the Paper Airplanes, but even with Try Polamula out they should be able to hold down the hapless Panthers who did pull out a win against the equally hapless Cardinals)
 
Saturday Night--Christmas Night
 
Cowboys-31 @ Cardinals-13 (Cowboys survived scare vs Redskins and they should take it out on the Cards)
 
Sunday
 
Patriots-26 @ Bills-10 (Patriots almost lost to a undermanned Packer fan, look for them to rebound against the Bills who won at Miami but will not be avble to do it 2 weeks in a row against a division rival, But may do it against the jets on week 17)
 
Jets-10 @ Bears-20 (Jets may not have Sanchez and even if they do it will not be pretty in the cold weather, This one will be a ugly game to watch)
 
Ravens-23 @ Browns-10 (Looks like the Browns may be mailing it in while the Ravens are fighting for the Division)
 
Titans-16 @ Chiefs-27 (Chiefs are for real)
 
49rs-23 @ Rams-16 (49rs win setting up the probability of the winner of the West being 7-9 with a win here, a Seahawk loss to the Bucs the 49rs control their own destiny)
 
Lions-20 @ Dolphins-23 (Lions unable to complete Twin Killing of Florida Teams as Dolphins get a rare Home Victory)
 
Redskins-17 @ Jaguars-31 (Jaguars keep their Playoff hopes very much alive)
 
Colts-20 @ Raiders-26 (Raiders play spoiler and severely damage Colts playoff hopes)
 
Texans-17 @ Broncos-24 (Texans seem to have quit assuring a coaching change for this severely underachieving team, Broncos playing for pride)
 
Chargers-26 @ Bengals-23 (Bengals put a scare into Chargers as the click on offense now that T.O. "Team Obliterator" is No longer with the team)
 
Giants-23 @ Packers-17 (They sat Arron Rodgers will be back but I can not see him being effective, I am betting on the Giants rebounding with a win and clinching a playoff spot)
 
Seahawks-13 @ Bucs-20 (Bucs playing for pride now and will deal a severe blow to Seahawks playoff chances)
 
Sunday Night
 
Vikings-10 @ Eagles-33 (Eagles win and control own destiny for a #2 seed, Vikings playing out the string)
 
Monday Night--(Game of the Week)
 
Saints-26 @ Falcons-20 (Falcons lose 1st home game and sets up for the possibility of falling from #1 seed to #5 seed, Saints with a win these next 2 weeks and a Falcon loss on week 17 they will get the #1 seed)
 
Breaking News-Christmas Has been Cancelled
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Breaking News-Christmas Has been Cancelled

 
 
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