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Q-o-t-D 6/20/13
Posted by TheBEEZER on Thursday, June 20, 2013 at 12:00:00 AM

 

So it's come out this week that Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez is major part of a murder investigation...And then it came out that he is being sued for shooting an acquaintance in the face...(that story sounds really FISHY)

So what do you think?  Is Hernandez becoming a problem?  Will the Pats stand by him or cut ties with him?

 

 

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My Favorite Kid
Posted by TheBEEZER on Monday, June 17, 2013 at 12:31:00 AM

              
This will not be the normal Monday post....The Moaning is taking a week off...Father's Day weekend has come and gone...It was busy week/weekend for me, and I barely saw any sports...Topped off, by having to work Father's Day...The restaurant business rests for few things...

This post is something I planned on doing on Molly's birthday...But that was the day of the Sandy Hook shootings...Writing about anything didn't feel right...I just wanted to be with my kids....I have taken some heat from friends, because of how I feature Molls in blogs, and photos in Instagram/Facebook...(One album actually says "totally My Favorite Kid") I love all three of my kids dearly, and saying one is your favorite over the others is a "No No" in the parenting world...But there's a story to it all...

I have always talked about Little Beeze, not using his name...And my oldest daughter gets little coverage...But my real name is out there now with Twitter/Facebook/Blogspot...It's Tim...I hide my oldest daughter because of the creeps out there, and feel I will have to do the same with Molls soon...Her name is Emma....The boy is Tomas...No silent H's in this house...I hate silent letters! The news of Molly broke in a blog early after I found out she was on the way...I needed to get it off my chest...It was a bit of surprise...We even took name suggestions, even though Molly was the front runner right out of the gate...So, why has she been dubbed the favorite?

When my wife woke me up after a night of heavy drinking with old friends, who I told we were not having anymore kids, by saying "When was my last period?" I became instantly sober...We took a test, and Boom! We had gotten rid of almost everything in the way of baby stuff...I really wasn't happy about the news...Really unhappy...


Just a year or so earlier I was pushing my wife to have another kid...She was done...No way...Tomas had broken her...His terrible two's went on for two years and she was done...And the first year of his life the only way he would sleep was with me holding him as I sat on the couch...He had medical issues with his digestive system where laying down, he was in misery, and discomfort...And the special formula almost bankrupted us...So That's how I slept for over a year...very little sleep and a stiff neck all the time...All that made him attached, where when he was finally in a bed, I had to lay with him until he fell asleep...That lasted for a awhile...So a year or so before I was pushing for another kid, she kept bringing it up, and at that point I was saying no way...

So we had finally agreed to it...No more kids...2 was fine...Then the news broke...At first my wife wasn't happy either...But right away, she was saying how she always told me we were suppose to have three...She just always felt that...She got positive right away...The alternative was out for her...No way she could ever go the abortion route...And while I lean pro-choice, I couldn't do it or ask her to do it...So she powered...I stayed unhappy for awhile...When we found out it was a girl, I had the name talk to get me upbeat a bit...Further along I put on my positive face for my wife and kids, holding down the worry that always comes with childbirth...As the day approached I kept thinking of the mistakes I made the first two times around, and how I'll breeze through on this one...

Then she decided to come...We headed to the hospital early in the morning...But then she decided to take her time...12 hours later she finally showed up...She was perfect and amazing...She laid on my wife's chest and held her finger immediately...She had a tough grip right away...They say babies can't smile right away, but they're wrong...She did...Right then, I fell in love...I hated myself for being mad the last 9 months...I was being selfish...I was being an asshole...And I knew that night, because of Molly, that my reason for being here, was to be a father...The best thing I will ever do in my life, will be a dad....And that night my wife rested, while my Molls slept on my chest....
 


I have special connection to each of my kids...They are all special, and unique in their own ways, with their own talents, and I love them all so much...But Molls and I have a special bond...It's because of her, that I feel like I've become a better father to Emma and Tomas...She opened my eyes to who I am...
 


I'm their Dad....

Have a week...And scroll through this past weekend's posts...Some good stuff about sports and Dads...

The Beeze

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Why is "Johnny Football" So Mad?
Posted by TheBEEZER on Sunday, June 16, 2013 at 1:46:00 PM

 

So did you happen to see this on Twitter?

The tweet has since been deleted, but for some reason, Johnny is pissed...Does anyone know why?

Feel free to share any facts or theories!

-The Beeze

 

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Q-o-t-D 6/16/13
Posted by TheBEEZER on Sunday, June 16, 2013 at 1:29:00 PM

Alright, sticking with Special Teams...Who do you think is the All-time best Kick Returner?

And why?

 

 

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Q-o-t-D 6/14/13
Posted by TheBEEZER on Thursday, June 13, 2013 at 11:21:00 PM

 

Well, we covered football...Oh, except for a few other spots...Yep, we're doing special teams too...So today we ask, who do you think is the all-time best Kicker?

And Why?

 

 

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Canada Takes Hockey Seriously....
Posted by TheBEEZER on Tuesday, June 11, 2013 at 9:10:00 PM


 


That includes Ball Hockey...

Canada and the Czech Republic were squaring off in the World Ball Hockey Championship, and then this shit happened....




It's bad enough when you play Beer League or Late Night Hockey, and come across Johnny Hard-Ass...But I guess they have that guy in Ball Hockey too...Ball Hockey, for Canadians that can't skate...I didn't know they made those...

Dude just snapped and kept firing punches...And wow, did the Czech team ever live up to the hype about Euros being pussies...The only guy on the team that showed any guts was the goalie...And all he did was jump on his teammate who was getting pounded...He must have figured, 'I can't take this psycho Canadian, but I have more pads...Maybe he'll punch himself out on me.'

Doesn't look like that plan worked out to well for him...And the ref got fucked up too...He's laying there grabbing his knee, that got rolled up on...One report I saw said his MCL got shredded...A ref in Ball Hockey got his MCL wasted trying to break up a fight...Now I've seen all...

I always knew Hockey was a serious thing with our Neighbors to the North, but damn...Dude must have some issues about not getting any pub for his Ball Hockey career...I don't know 24, try to learn how to skate, and then play like a bad-ass...Maybe then the Hockey News will do a cover story on you and all your douche-baggery!

The Beeze.

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Q-o-t-D 6/12/13
Posted by TheBEEZER on Tuesday, June 11, 2013 at 8:45:00 PM

 

Alright, we've covered almost the entire field...Now we ask, who do you think is the all-time best Safety?

And why?

 

 

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Monday Moaning 6-10-13
Posted by TheBEEZER on Monday, June 10, 2013 at 12:15:00 AM

 

WHY? WHY!?! WHY is she never on my flight!?!

Okay, to be honest, it's not like I really travel much...To let you people behind the mask a bit, I haven't been on a plane since I was 20 years old, and then I was in an alcohol induced coma...Both ways....Shit, I don't remember much of the trip because of all the drinking I did...And if you were to get me on a plane now, you'd either need lots of alcohol, or her!

So, I'm not gonna lie to ya, I don't have much sports to give ya...The week was crazy with running practices for Little Beeze's baseball team, and on the opposite days, my oldest daughter had softball games...Not easy to watch, and give her pointers, with 2 year old Molly wanting to go back to the playground...All week was a constant rush...

Wednesday was the kids last day of school for the year...The boy who was about a half a year behind his class when starting school this year, caught up, and exceeded the goals set for him by his teacher...Wednesday he received the President's Achievement Award...He did awesome! We're very proud...Our oldest slowly declined in her school work, getting more of a social life, and being a bit boy crazy...She did well, but she can do better...We're proud of her, but she got a talk about needing to do better...Now paying for Catholic School, I have become my Father...I always said I wouldn't get upset about my kids grades, or a bad progress report, the way my parents did...Now I do, and I understand why...I wasn't as harsh about it, but I made my point clear...

She did get a Music Award, Band Award, Accelerated Reader Award, Citizenship Award, and Day Dreamer Award...Still not sure how good that one is? The boy also got a Top Mass Participant Award, Good Friend Award, and Clean Desk Award, which got him in trouble since his room and little man cave are a fucking mess!

They had a good year, and they already have assignments that they have to have done for the first day next year...

Friday, the wife went out with a couple friends after work...Not bad, except besides staying home with my kids, her one friend dropped her 4 and 1 year olds off here...The kids are great with the 4 year old, which is good, because she tried testing me a couple times, and didn't like me saying no...So she went off with them in the playroom...The little guy hung with me and Molls...Which got interesting as she got a bit territorial...

The gals came back, had another glass of wine, or two and bs'ed...Which just made things crazier, because all the kids wanted to be around them, make noise, and spill shit...And I just wanted to watch the Bruins beat the Penguins....Which they did, and they'll be facing Chicago in the Stanley Cup Finals...I'll take the Bruins in 6...The Blackhawks are really good, but the Bruins have been playing flawless hockey, especially their goalie Tuuka Rask...They just look too strong right now...

Finally, people left, kids got to sleep, and a boozy Mrs. Beeze was feeling frisky...Ahhhh, it was all worth it!

Saturday morning Little Beeze and I went to the field for a two hour practice with our team...It stretched into almost 3 hours as I worked a little more with kids on their hitting, so they all wanted a turn...Then we had to clean up, and rush to a birthday party foe one of his classmates...We got home, and I just wanted to sleep...I took a nap for an hour, until Molly woke me up...We played a bit, then I started dinner...Totally forgetting the Belmont Stakes was about to take off...My oldest daughter reminded me...We rushed to the TV just in time to see the start...We did bet on this one, but I would have put my money on Revolutionary...I would have lost, as he came in 5th...It was 15-1 Palace Malice who won...Preakness winner, Oxbow finished second, and Derby winner, Orb came from the back of the pack to finish third...

Sunday was all about the kids...My wife took our oldest to see Raiders of the Lost Ark on the big screen...There is a local theater doing big time 80's movies every weekend, and that was one of the wife's favorites...I took Molls, and the boy to one of our favorite parks...They had a blast, as usual...

Loves her swings....

She also loves digging in the sand, that was a little damp...

Later on at home she found an ant hill in a crack in the sidewalk...Her brother dumped water on them, wanting to prevent them from getting in our house...After he went inside, she kept taking little cups of sand from her sand table, and was "Feeding them"...Here she is running back from "feeding them"...

Running...

Running....

And running....I need to find a way to bottle up that energy and store it...For myself, so I can keep up with these kids...This week will be crazy again...Both kids have 2 games and one practice...My oldest is also at Honor Band for a few hours Monday through Saturday mornings, with a concert Saturday night...The wife and I are going to see Bill Burr Friday night...And I'll be working Sunday, besides my Mon-Fri...So if anyone wants to cover for me next Monday, just let me know, I may be feeling lazy...

I know this is light on sports, but I'm kind of, totally wrapped up in my kids...Here's a couple quick local stories...Indians closer, Chris Perez and his wife got busted for having weed mailed to their home, in their dogs name...Are you surprised...I'm not...The guy looks like he'd be up for a party...And his now deleted Twitter account showed he was often a dope! You are what you smoke?

Browns WR, Josh Gordon got suspended for breaking the NFL drug policy...It should be interesting to see how this plays out, since Gordon is saying he failed the test because of a Codeine cough syrup he was prescribed when he had Strep...If his story is true, the NFL is going way too far...If his story is bullshit, I won't be surprised...Honestly, pro athletes being dopes, never surprises me anymore...

Have a week....

The Beeze.

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Q-o-t-D 6/9/13
Posted by TheBEEZER on Saturday, June 08, 2013 at 11:20:00 PM

 

Okay, now to the secondary...Who do you think is the all-time best Cornerback?

And why?

 

 

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Q-o-t-D 6/7/13
Posted by TheBEEZER on Friday, June 07, 2013 at 12:15:00 AM

 

Okay...Time to get back in the trenches...Who do you think is the all-time best Defensive Lineman?

And Why?

If you need to seperate DT's and DE's, feel free...

 

 

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