Don't worry Gabbers, I got this - it's in my roundhouse!!!
First off, you all know I RARELY post on days not named Tuesday, but I gotta vent and if some of this may not make grammatical sense. So What - I don't fucking care! If you're a member of the grammar or cursing police - jump off now or suck a big fat one, I could care less, but either way get out of my face because I'm venting whether you like it or not!
Oh boy, Jim Rome has an MF-ing woody this morning after the news broke that Dwight Howard was taking his dwightmare to SOCAL so he can hang with the SOCAL Pimp in the Box. Here's a question for you Rome, you get on everybody about "Jaking", but I wonder what you'll say when Dwight Howard has the miracle recovery and plays well in November, you know, sort of like he never had a back injury - GET MY MEANING?
How's that NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement that was supposed to protect small market teams doing? Yeah David $tern, you save the Kings for Sacramento, but for what - to take a four game beatdown against the West-Coast All-Stars during a glorified regular season? Yeah Stern, just keep up with that shit-eating grin you slimy worm - you got what you wanted Lakers/Heat in June. Go fuck yourself.
LA Lakers come up with their sixth HOF Center and give up next to nothing? So let's take stock here: The Lakers this off-season (barely six weeks old) come up with Steve Nash, Antawn Jamison, and now Dwight Howard? Hey David $tern, how the fuck does this happen? Uh, don't answer that because when you stopped CP3 from going last year, I knew Howard was gonna become a Laker.
Here's the deal. If I am an Owner or General Manager of either Houston or Brooklyn, I never again deal with the Orlando Magic. Not only that, any calls made by them to my organization go unreturned - ANYBODY WHO RETURNS A CALL TO ORLANDO GETS FIRED ON THE EFFING SPOT!!! Orlando should be suspended for tanking the 2012/13 season! If I'm an owner and my GM came to me and wanted to make a deal with either Orlando or LA Lakers, I fire them on the spot for stupidity!
Now to the rest of the league not named Los Angeles Lakers: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Seriously - how many times are you ignorant bastards going to deal superstar and potential HOF players to the Lakers and get absolutely nothing back in return while the Lakers rack up even more bling while laughing at your ignorance? It absolutely astounds me that after seeing what the Lakers did to Memphis four years ago that they didn't make LA give up far more than they did.
MEMO TO THE REST OF THE LEAGUE NOT NAMED "LAKERS": Feel free to NOT hand the Lakers HOF talent every couple of years or so.
We verbally beat the ever-loving shit out of douche-bag Ohio State fan, but man, has anybody heard the ignorance shit coming out of bandwagon Laker fans yaps and twitter accounts? You've got to be shitting me!!! Yeah fuck stick bandwagons, I see you working, you'll be the a-holes with half-Laker/half-Heat jerseys and hats running around BF Nebraska or down in the ATL acting like this is the greatest thing for the NBA. Might be for you bandwagons, but for us fans who have legitimate interest in single teams that year in and year out have no shot, this is the worst thing that can possibly happen.
And Laker Fan, don't hand me that shit about giving up Bynum - he was a mother-fucking head-case from hell who is going to piss Philly fan off royally with his me-first antics. Doug Collins doesn't have a fucking prayer and with no quality vet to knock some sense into him, Philly is heading for some stupid-ass drama and trust me when I say this, Philly fan will not tolerate it well at all!
Denver gets AI. So what? Another wing man.
Colin Cowherd you ignorant big-market shill/slut, don't tell me the Lakers are that much smarter and that much more aggressive than any other market - they're not, they're being handed stuff. WHY?
Magic Johnson, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You have absolutely no business being on TV you Laker-biased bastard.
Fuck you NBA! Now you know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna purposely pimp OKC. I want OKC to layeth the smacketh down on LA Lakers candy asses.
In the meantime, the real fans of the league will be bored with a damn pre-determined outcome and many of us will waste time debating the NBA when all that really matters is that it will be Lakers/Heat come June.
Lastly, living in Sacramento I have one question for the NBA - why should I buy a ticket to come to the unnamed arena to see Toronto, Portland, or Milwaukee come play Sacramento from here on out? Seriously, what's the point? It's a notch above the D-League but it's damn sure not the NBA! The superstars have all moved to the LA/NYC/Miami markets. Did you know that the 2008 olympic team almost exclusively now plays in those three markets?