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March Madness-My Wife's Prognostications...
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: NCAA Basketball March Madness

So...

I'm thinking of writing a blog of funny family stories...

Then wifey...

The lovely Miss Kim...

Who loves sports...

Huge Angelsí fan...

Watches Clippersí games more than me...

Says she wants to do a bracket...

And well into the evening...

After most of the games have been played...

She didnít care...

Wanted to do it anyways...

So we went through her first round picks...

Some of the comments are priceless...

I had no idea I was married to an expert prognosticator...

She wanted her predictions in pink...

So be it...

Kentucky/Western Kentucky...

Thatís dumb and confusing...

Western Kentucky...

Iowa St./Connecticut...

My Dad likes Iowa...

Arenít they the Bees or something???

I think they are...

Wichita St./VCU...

Like the Wichita Lineman???

Iíll take them...

Indiana/New Mexico St.

Indiana...

UNLV/Colorado...

We donít have any time shares in Colorado...

Iíll take Las Vegas...

Baylor/South Dakota St.

Donít they wear green???

(I nodded...)

Baylor...

Notre Dame/Xavier

What is that???

Sounds Mexican to me...

(Just like her ex-husband...)

Notre Dame...

Duke/Lehigh

Whereís Lehigh???

(Her home state of Pennsylvania, I think...)

Lehigh...

Michigan St./LIU Brooklyn...

Donít they wear light blue???

(Dark green...)

No dark green... Brooklyn...

Memphis/Saint Louis

Elvis...

New Mexico/Long Beach St.

(She loves the 49ers...)

You said they already lost, right???

Long Beach St...

Louisville/Davidson...

I can hardly say Louisville. Give me Davidson...

Murray St./Colorado St.

Whereís Murray???

(I shrugged...)

I'll take them...

(As I am laughing...)

I can tell you love my science...

If you need help with the horse races let me know...

Marquette/BYU

Is that the Mormons???

Iíll take Marquette...

Florida/Virginia

Virginia...

Missouri/Norfolk St.

Donít need another one in Virginia...

Is that near Virginia Beach???

Norfolk St...

Syracuse/UNC Asheville

Syracuse...

Kansas St./Southern Miss

Kansas...

Vanderbilt/Harvard...

(Referring to my last name...)

I donít want anything to do with vans...

Harvard...

Wisconsin/Montana

Cheeseheads...

Cincinnati/Texas

Cincinnati...

Florida St./St. Bonaventure

Whereís that???

(Somewhere back east...)

Iíll take them...

Gonzaga/West Virginia

Where are they from???

(Spokane...)

I canít pronounce them either...

(But she took them any way...)

Ohio St./Loyola-Maryland

Ohio State...

North Carolina/Vermont

Vermont. I want to go there...

Creighton/Alabama

Alabama...

Temple/South Florida

Whereís Temple???

(Philly... She took Temple...)

Michigan/Ohio

Hey, we already did them...

(I explained that this Michigan wears blue...

And this Ohio is not State...

Just plain Ohio...)

Michigan...

San Diego St./North Carolina St.

(She works with Jamaal Franklinís mom...

​Mountain West Conference Player of the Year..

San Diego State...

(Off topic)

Did (the Lakers) trade whatís his name???

The hairy guy???

(Gasol, no...)

They been talking about trading him for a long time...

Cus Kobe was bent out of shape...

And said just leave him alone...

Ever since the Odom drama...

And they traded Kobeís best buddy away...

The Fish...

Why does Gasol†need to play basketball any way?

Heís almost a doctor...

I think his parents are doctors...Ē

(Back to March Madness...)

Georgetown/Belmont

Whereís Belmont???

(Tennessee...)

Belmont Shores???

(A nice shopping area in Long Beach...)

Belmont...

St. Maryís/Purdue

Purdue...

Kansas/Detroit

Another Kansas??? Iíll take them...

(When informed she went 10-6 by day's end...)

Not bad for a white girl...

Miss Kim's Final Four???

EAST--UNLV because of our time share...

WEST--Memphis because of Elvis...

MIDWEST--St. Bonaventure sounds important...

WEST--And I was gonna take Vermont...

But Iíll take San Diego...

And winning all???

San Diego..

Atta girl...

Go Aztecs!!!

dvt

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