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The Grunion--Te'o May Diss NFL for What???
Category: Daily Blog 2.0
Tags: Manti Te'o Mormon Tabernacle Choir Monday Night Football Antonio Cromartie NFL Notre Dame

 


Newsflash! The Grunion has learned from K-Smell Records that Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o may forego an NFL career to become a musical vocalist pop star.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Te'o's new CD entitled “Imaginary Lover”, featuring the "Manti" Rhythm Section, was recorded immediately following an embarrassing performance to Alabama in the BCS National Championship. The title track is expected to be released on “her” birthday... whenever that is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just in time for spring training football across America, Te’o will release a song made famous by Hank Snow, Elvis Presley, and Bob Dylan... “A Fool Such As I” will be given a clever and appropo twist in the lyrics as Te’o will croon, “Now and Then There’s An April Fool Such as I”...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whether or not Te’o decides to enter the NFL, ESPN and the league have announced a cooperative deal in which Te’o and Antonio Cromartie will team up on the 2013 Monday Night Football game in Week 1 to harmonize a live version of the CD's “Who’s That Lady”... a song made popular by the Isley Brothers...

 

 

 

 

 

In his final release of the CD, Te’o  and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir collaborate to sing about the one he apparently never knew with a take-off of the Left Banke’s one-hit wonder entitled, “Just Walk Away Lennay”...

 

That's Manti Te'o...

 

The one man boy band...

 

Order now...

 

Operators are standing by...

 

 

 

 

 

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