Hi Yougabbers. From out of the Wilderness comes the voice formerly known as gymrome. Ranting Robert has a few quick hits.
1) Michael Sam, toughen up dude, you come across as a bit of a pussycat. You had an agenda to dance, sit on Oprah’s couch and do everything but practice football. The NFL said no thanks cupcake. Now you walked away from the CFL. Rumours are flying you quit before being cut and you quit because you were homesick. Dude, borrow Bruce J’s pair cuz they ain’t being used and toughen up. Do you want to play football or be known as the Gay Guy who took his ballet slippers and went home. Way to be a role model for other gays in Pro Sports. You just set your movement back 10 years.
2) St.Louis Cards WTF were you thinking? I want to cheat by hacking into the GM of the team with the worst record in MLB last year? Can’t wait for the name change. St. Louis Patriots? St. Louis Marked Cards? St. Louis Losers? Arguably the best run franchise in MLB just jumped the shark.
3) The City of Kansas Are you so bored you have nothing better to do than vote for .200 hitters to be on the All Star Roster as starters? No respect for you, no soup either.
4) MLB why do you allow Bud’s Boner to go on? Change this All Star madness now. Play 12 innings and if it’s a tie so be it. You want a fair and equitable way of doing Home Field advantage for the WS? Give it to the league with the best interleague record.
5) Brittney Griner let me get this straight: You and your lesbian lover/fiance beat each other up, get suspended all of 7 games, get married and then you want an annulment cuz wifey-hubby is pregnant? Aren’t you the one who dropped off the US Woman’s team due to rumours of having to take a gender test like those East German and Russian woman/guys? And then said you couldn’t go because you fell off a skateboard? Now about that baby, you aren’t the daddy. Wow you need to get together with the Kardashians and Jenners. Maybe you can fight Michael Sam. My money would be on you.
6) NBA why do you even let the WNBA exist. I live in Las Vegas along with 2.25 million others, we get 42 million visitors. NEVER NEVER have I seen anyone sporting a WNBA shirt or jersey on the Mean Streets of Vegas. Do you give them away to anyone who buys a ticket? Who buys that crap? Cut your losses NBA.
7) Before you go completely apeshit reading this my favorite female tennis player is Martina Navratilova. I have nothing against gays, or lesbians. I just don’t like self promoting no talents or posers.
Just a few thoughts from my brain trying to get out to be heard. Tune in for my weekly Saturday column. Coming soon to the Gab.
A special thanks to the Mgmt. and all those who sent kind words or death threats when the news broke I’d be doing a regular column. Special thanks to Kevin aka Sully.
Don’t take any wooden nickles. Till next time Gabbers.